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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Pccq0DZVc

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

teagone posted:

Alternatively, who gives a poo poo lol.

Triumph also gave us a lot to think about

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think it's the third best SW film, maybe second.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I haven't posted in this thread in a long rear end time for my own mental health but I just caught up to Andor and the last two episodes my mouth was just hanging open.

Wow it is so...healing to see Phantom Menace bullshit sets in something good.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I for one hope the Force doesn't even get mentioned in the finale in any way. The light touch, no pun intended, was already enough.


Watch him be a clone though

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Luthen reveals himself to be a young Baron Harkonnen



plans within plans

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Sentinel Red posted:

Luthen has that sick rear end misericorde he keeps on him, right? He's gonna seppuku himself naked in his shop as a full squad of ISB clowns show up to arrest him. The sight of his shambling old man body has a similar effect to Dr Ghorst's mp3 collection and the whole squad goes mental, Dedra included.

Meanwhile Kleya, Cassian and K2 are saved by the man, the myth, the legend Dash Rendar, who comes flying in from the top rope and elbow smashes 20 Stormtroopers at once. They fly off to Yavin on The Outrider doing shots and dancing to Jizz. The End.


IG -8 appearance incoming



edit: I hope Luthen doesn't die but instead gets his own show where he flies around the galaxy recovering precious items and screaming his tagline "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jerkface posted:

I want a post credit where Wilmon walks the world between worlds and ends up on Tatooine before TPM where he shacks up with a young, desert, dirty blonde during a sandstorm. He disappears back into the WBW the next day.

Turns out Anakin is "like that" because he is a Rhydo-baby :(



There was no father.


I mean, I was a Tatooine Lot Lizard for years in the Mos Eisley freighter parking areas but yeah probably space magic

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Sentinel Red posted:

They fly off to Yavin on The Outrider doing shots and dancing to Jizz. The End.


Me, on the ship



https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin...nt=share_button

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

redshirt posted:

A Young Luthen skateboarding through a Republic park where an ominous Imperial sign says NO SKATEBOARDING

pan down from the twin suns of Tatooine.

We are close on the mouth of the Sarlacc pit.

After a beat, the gloved Mandalorian armor gauntlet of Boba Fett Luthen grabs onto the sand outside the Sarlacc pit,

and the feared bounty hunter revolutionary pulls himself from the maw of the sand beast.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Aandor





kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Tankbuster posted:

dont like the star wars cartoons except the gennedy tartakovsky ones because all the 3d ones have horrible animation and look bad in motion when you compare it to the stylized art from the samurai jack guy.



Hard same. I have found all animated Star Wars EXCEPT the Real Clone Wars to be unwatchable personally

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Like 20 pages to catch up on but just finished and Benjamin Bratt is my Bail Organa now and forever.

Eat poo poo, LA Law. His line broke me.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

There's something...comforting that after like 20 years SMG is still in here baiting people. I don't think he ever left his compound, perhaps because he's imprisoned

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

24 episodes ignoring the force made that final line so impactful. My cats were concerned about my reaction

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ccs posted:

That final Bix scene got me a bit because there's the implication that its Andor's kid. And we know he's going to die, but now we know part of him will survive with her. At least I think that's what the writers were going for.



He would have never chosen the rebellion over his child. A grateful galaxy enjoys the benefit of a free sunrise he'll never see.



Vinylshadow posted:

I'm glad Bee made a friend, with more to come :unsmith:



now THIS is droid racing. Apologies if this joke was made in the 20 pages I skipped.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I still remember being wholly triggered and aghast at his love of Phantom Menace and how I was just "reading it wrong" and that was like...15 years ago

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wiping away the genocide of Ghorman with a wave of his hand and "you know, it's Bad Luck Ghorman" was so loving good.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Man making this show so very much a WW2 spy thriller was extremely my jam

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

mllaneza posted:

One of the things I like about the Andor > Rogue One > Original Trilogy order is how the Force is introduced. We're well into Andor S2 before the Force is even mentioned. Bail says the thing at the end of the show. R1 has more, with a couple of more Force believers, but now they're from an established Force tradition, but still can't reliably perceive or manipulate the Force. Then some farm boy turns off his targeting computer and saves the galaxy.

The slow introduction of the Force as a real thing now looks like a deliberate choice. I'm very interested to hear from people who come to Star Wars and the Force through this path.

May the Force be with you.


I love it so much. I mean, it really makes the dude who gets choked by Vader in A New Hope make more sense. The Force should be a rare, obscure thing.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I hope with the re-release of rogue one they clean up the CGI Tarkin a bit.



I get people not liking Rogue One for whatever reason but I loving loved it.


Also we should be incredibly happy they managed to get Forest Whitaker to reprise his role. What a loving GET.


Mat Cauthon posted:

The movie clearly positions Cassian as more sympathetic and friendly to K2 than what we see in the show, and the differential is a matter of days.




Droid "racism" is something throughout the series. Plus consider Andor seeing these Terminator droids straight up wreck his friends for years. I mean, I'd be a little conflicted too

kiimo fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 15, 2025

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm reminded of the Shogun thread where no matter how historically good a piece of media is you can count on goons to say I thought this episode was garbage, personally.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I haven't seen Rogue One since the theaters but did they ever talk about why Saw had breathing issues? If so, I forgot and loved the reasons in the show

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Whoever many pages ago said that young Kleya's actress was really good I agree with. We will certainly see her in other things. Reminded me of Dafne Keen in Logan

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I kind of love that this show sort of changed who the real hero of the rebellion really was. Easy answer for the galaxy is Leia. Insiders know it was Luke. True revolutionaries whisper the name Luthen. And then lost in time is the name Lonnie, and whatever befell his family in times of war.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So Andor S1 and S2 then Rogue Squadron is the first time we see a light saber when Vader goes ham on the rebels?


You know, other than Luthen's sweet rear end saber spaceship




Also is Andy Serkis still out there treading water somewhere? I like to think so

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

She named him Droppers, after her favorite thing in the world.


Every time someone asks his name, she asks if they know where she can get some

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jerkface posted:

What is baby andor named:

Cassian Jr
Brasso
Marv

Look it's dumb, regurgitated and driven into the ground joke but




Feels right

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Parkingtigers posted:


This reminds me of this one goon who had a gimmick in the old Game of Thrones thread to post that line after every episode. This was back when it was really loving good, and this was clearly a bit. Then the show stopped being good, and suddenly it wasn't funny any more.



That was intentionally my reference haha yeah that guy just said it until it was true. Stuck to the bit

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Marsupial Ape posted:

Tthere is no sexual reproduction in Star Wars, women become spontaneously pregnant in response to tragedy. We can sell this to Disney as 'family friendly'.



I think Ben Solo is an energy vampire and an there is an unholy version of himself with an Adam Driver head on a toddler running around after he emerges from his old body's husk

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Someone wrote about a lizard prince who doesn't have time to work out and yet is still ripped from technology having such a husky musky pheromone rich smell that Leia creams her Alderannian undergarments and only Chewie's friend zoned white knight can save her from following her loins

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

DaveKap posted:

Can I just say how glad I am that Luthen did not end up being a secret Jedi. God what a horribly possible possibility that was.


The Force is clustering around him for sure but yeah I would have hated that.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Something IMPORTANT just dropped yesterday



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LIKOKBeO4

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Noghri

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Oh yeah, this feature isn't making it more than a week



https://x.com/Patbacknitro/status/1923382621796520378

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Madurai posted:

It's too many pages back to easily find now, but whoever it was that suggested rehabilitating Mara Jade for the next movies and making her Rey's nemesis? You're my hero and an evil genius and I want to donate to your campaign fund. It's perfect. The meltdowns it would create could power cities.

Only if the hair is EXACTLY the same








and she has to hold the lightsaber like she's holding a baseball bat for the first time and doesn't know which hand goes on top

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Force

Proof

Salamanders

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Sometimes I like to sit around thinking about how George Lucas named his senator for the rebellion Mon Mothma, a name I can only assume came from a Jamaican pest control company

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

twistedmentat posted:

Luthen should of had a poison tooth. Not the standard one you just bite down on, but a Dune one where he can breath out poison gas.

Look you take an oil bath for a month and see how you feel about it moving forward

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So do we think Luthen broke his neck? I thought it immediately but like, I'm not sure why





Lonnie is short for Long Game btw

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