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gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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He was loving waisted on these movies.

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gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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jarring ep 4 error when she lands the ship to an empty pad. Walks out to a bustling hanger. They couldn't give the VR guys enough time to render stormtroopers at a distance?

gohmak fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jun 9, 2022

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Why everyone is mad about this black lady/character in Obi-Wan?

She seems like a so-so actress and her character is generic, but fine. Why is this lady in particular driving everyone so much more crazy than other ladies/black people in Star Wars? There have been other bad actors/black people/ladies in Star Wars before, so I don't know why this one is making people so upset that Obi-Wan himself had to release a video message about it.

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1531804726165401600
She was good in The Queens Gambit. Not so much here.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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teagone posted:

Oh yeah!

Well they did admit to yanking the episode from Mando 3.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RshUWUPgo8k&t=43s

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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I can't wrap my head around how bad the writing of this show was. When they didn't steal shot for shot from better animated shows and videogame cutscenes they couldn't write a character getting from point A to point B convincingly. Did Reeva have loyal stormtroopers waiting with a shuttle and bacta tank?

gohmak fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jun 26, 2022

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Parkingtigers posted:

It’s so odd how non-memeable the show is. The prequels, poo poo as they are, are full of dialogue that can be mined a line or two at a time. The memes, love them or hate them, are part of the redemption and affection that the films have. This show though, there’s just so little.

Obi Wan’s “I will do what I must” leaped out as something you could use out of context (even though he very much did not do what he must), but most lines were so… empty, flat, insipid, mundane.

Considering that the main audience for the show is people who would be into this stuff, it’s odd how aggressively anti-memeable the material is. I think I’ve seen more from the trailer than from the show itself. Give the people what they want, holy poo poo.

Stalks up to someone "have you come to destroy me, Obi Wan"
memberable lines.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Smythe posted:

another PROBLEM i have is when the star destroyer is chasing the rebel ship. i dont buy that a star destroyer couldn't disable or destroy a rusty old frigate like that, and that it could bob and weave for an hour or whatever. another thought is why didnt darth vader, the greatest pilot in the universe, not hop into a tie fighter or whatever they had in stock back then and just do it himself? destroy them "ship to ship" as they (he) say

they were pretty close. couldn't they just tractor it??

The show stopped trying at that point.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Wow. RLM praising the final 2 episodes while blaming all problems on the prequels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h2pU6lLW4g&t=1008s

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Farm Frenzy posted:

Actually watched this and that's not even vaguely what they're saying lol

Their whole premise is that Lucas hosed up the prequels so much that they can't view this show with absurdly low expectations.

Lucas made plot holes so who cares if Disney makes chasms. Lucas power creeped the force so who cares if Disney goes full anime.

gohmak fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jun 29, 2022

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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josh04 posted:

Anakin was slaughtering children minutes before, though.

Anakin was slaughtering children back in AOTC

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Who's excited for former Imperial Youths escaping manditory deimperialization education to embark on an adventure?

gohmak fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Aug 12, 2024

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Marsupial Ape posted:

This is Star Wars so I hope that entire planet is one giant suburban biome adjacent to a urbanplanet like Coruscant. Hyperdriving to the big city planet is just your morning commute.

Don't worry, we'll get to comment on how the suburban and middle class population of the galaxy was able to insulate itself from the reality of the Empire's fascism. When a Star Destroyer inevitably appears in the sky over that suburban utopia we can make remarks about Foucault's Boomerang. It'll be great.

As I said, it's clear these kids are the nazi Imperial Youths and the school scene is the New Republic"s manditory reeducation. No dads are mowing lawns because they're being tried in the space Hague. See Mando s3

My 13 year old said they were too pussy to make a real Isekai. My 9 year old is all about this trailer

gohmak fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 15, 2024

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Feb 12, 2004
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Cross-Section posted:

I’d be pleasantly surprised if they actually found time to address the implications of these kids being alive during the time of the Empire but frankly it’s just gonna be Star Wars Preteens ditch their Star Wars School in Star Wars Suburbia to go on a Star Wars Adventure

Jon Watts isn’t going to pull a Gilroy

God I wish they would just give him Star Wars

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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ungulateman posted:

new thread title

Star Wars TV Megathread: Too Pussy to Make a Real Isekai

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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stev posted:

Why would you wish such a terrible fate for him?

Because he seems to be the only person capable of injecting verisimilitude in this franchise. I mean if you have to go "maybe the empire wasn't that bad, planet Bakersfield was doing quite well" it failed.

Unless you imagine this is the home of middle ranking Imperial officers.

But we all know the truth is

gohmak posted:

Star Wars TV Megathread: Too Pussy to Make a Real Isekai



gohmak fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Aug 15, 2024

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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TuxedoOrca posted:

Inglorious basterds but star wars

Rangers of the New Republic: Staring Gina Carano as Cara Dune

gohmak fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Aug 16, 2024

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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They should get Joseph Kosinsky to direct, Rogue Squadron staring Tom Cruise

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Jerusalem posted:

I should rewatch it now that Rise of Skywalker has completely hosed up the scale of how bad a Star Wars movie can get, to see if I think better of it now*. My main memory of it is that while there were somethings I quite liked - Glover's Lando in particular, but also the "Han shoots first" callback(forward?) - the movie didn't quite seem sure what it wanted to be itself, and felt very patchwork as a result.

* I had the same thought about Revenge of the Sith after seeing Rise of Skywalker for the first (and only) time, and hearing that some people felt the movie had been rehabilitated by time. No, it was still garbage and even the Anakin/Obi Wan fight I had good memories of didn't hold up all that well. :sigh:
Amazing, every word of what you just said was wrong.(About ROTS)

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Larryb posted:

Apparently the Donald Glover Lando movie is still in the works, but we’ll see how that goes

I would kind of be interested to see how Maul went from being the head of a massive syndicate in Solo to being a half crazed space hobo in Rebels though

The only movie getting made is Mando and Grogu because the budget is from season 4.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Jerusalem posted:

It's a terrible, terrible movie, and if you disagree with me then you have a different subjective opinion to me on a piece of work that is completely open to entirely different but equally valid interpretations :colbert:

I walked out of the theater when it first came out. It's grown on me. My kids love it and want to reinact the "you were my brother Anikin" scene all the time. Like RoTJ it has the most memorable scenes.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Arc Light posted:

Yeah, people can certainly enjoy different things, but I agree ROTS doesn't hold up. Not a good film, but at least not terrible like Attack of the Clones.

For the prequels in general and ROTS in particular, I've seen posters say The Clone Wars CGI cartoon retroactively fixes the myriad issues with the films and that just never really made sense to me.

I like The Clone Wars well enough. Not every episode is good, but the show is overall solid and got better with each season.

Even if film plot holes can be explained by watching dozens or hundreds of episodes of a TV show, written years later by different people... that still doesn't change the original work. I mean, I understand the idea that the new information casts the original work in a different light, maybe, but it certainly doesn't change the clunky dialogue, or wooden acting, or odd pacing. That's what made the prequels so bad. All the TV show can do is try to make up new explanations and motivations that weren't originally there.

Attack of the Clones is the best PT movie. I'll die on that hill.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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I wonder if it will disappear like Willow

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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TheBuilder posted:

Star Trek Next Generation Season 1 cost about 99 million dollars (adjusted) for a 26 episode season (just under 45 minutes an episode). It sucked - but that frequency also let them try more things. If you are a doing a short run tv show in the modern era and only have just over half an hour of content in less than 10 episodes - you can't be anything but perfect.

Speaking of which, wouldn't it have made more sense for a High Republic Jedi show to be episodic Starfleet with magical powers? You know with there being no wars in the stars. Complete with Dexter Jettser prospecting new hyperspace lanes.

gohmak fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Aug 20, 2024

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Cage Kicker posted:

Well if the Acolyte and The Last Jedi have taught us anything, Star Wars fans hate anything original that contradicts 44 years of C-Tier sci-fi books.

Yes because The Force Awakens is heralded so highly.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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General Dog posted:

I like to think that I leave my retrograde politics at the door and come to every Star Wars property fairly and with an open mind.

Yet the agreed upon best series carries the theme of revolution being the natural result of oppression.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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General Dog posted:

Right, I can appreciate the message and the telling while still somewhat identifying with the oppressors.

You mean when they show there is zero difference between "Good" cops and fascist?

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Lister posted:

Yes, a show like that would have made much more sense as a mainstream introduction to the high republic era. I said it a few times before in this thread while the show was airing, but the acolyte's story is antithetical to the practical purpose of the high republic as a setting - letting lots of jedi go on adventures to help out around the galaxy and fight bad guys/monsters without any baggage. I don't understand the decision to build up the high republic in that way, only for the highest profile project ever connected to it to be a story that undermines that.

Headland hijacked and killed the High Republic by turning The Acolyte into a prequal era retread.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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1st AD posted:

There's no problem with the setting or the story they chose to tell with The Acolyte. We don't need a Star Trek, but more magic.

If the execution of the Acolyte was better, none of this navel gazing would be happening.


Execution aside the entire premise is a retread of the prequel themes. It has no point to exist but to step on the feet of other movies like Obi-Wan did.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Stunt Rock posted:

The bummer to me is I think Season 2 would have by default been more interesting because it probably would have featured a lot more Qimir. Can't say I'm surprised but I would have liked to see it get another season, I felt like despite the flaws there was a lot of potential there for it to grow into.

Why? What was fascinating about Qimir? He was hot?

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Stunt Rock posted:

He was hot, he does cool kung fu, he has a neat helmet.

He was hot, Kung fu is out of place because Star Wars hand to hand combat looks like pro wrestling (see rotj, aotc, rots), helmet was trash and cortortis is stupid

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Lister posted:

I was most interested in having a dark side users - sith or not - be a main character. That's what I thought the show was going to be in the first place, a show about a sith acolyte. By the end, it was looking like the 2nd season might actually be what the show seemed to promise.

After the first trailer came out, it was clear it would be another jedi focused story. They fell into the surf dracula meme when she becomes the acolyte in literally the last five minutes.



Show should've been young Sheev working his way up Naboo political arena by day, clandestinely conducting sith accolyte assignments by night.

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gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Larryb posted:

Where did those design sketches for the third movie back when it was called Duel of the Fates come from then?

Colin Trevorrow's team

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Non chud critique of The Acolyte that I tend to agree with. Good contrast with Kurosawa's Rashomon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLp4bzLy5T8

gohmak fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Aug 21, 2024

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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BastardySkull posted:

Anything about the other 30 odd minutes and what she has to say, or just policing her use of language?

Just gaslighting I guess.

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gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
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Sounds like Lucas film views The Acolyte as brand damage.

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