Are ghosts a kind of soup?

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Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I've been to several restaurants but non has served ghost, why?

maybe it's good?

How would you eat a ghost? Is it a soup? do you eat it with a spoon or do you crisp fry it like bacon?

Please provide your advice and best recipes in this thread.

I'm hungry, hungry for ghosts.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 22:13

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:41

google THIS

There are rumors flying around that ghost zest is the secret ingredient in many of my world famous soups, but I ain't grated no ghost.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 22:52

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

I ain't grated no ghost.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:22

Manifisto

the real-life ghostbusters are more like hunters/flyfishers

*me, going out the door with proton pack strapped to my back* fire up the grill, honey, it's ghost steaks tonight

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:24

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:37

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

google THIS posted:

I ain't grated no ghost.

Putty posted:

I think you will with further scrutiny find that Yoshi has in fact eaten a ghost.

I'm very jealous at this feat of culinary endeavor.

Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Oct 5, 2018

# ? Oct 5, 2018 12:36

xcheopis

You spit on them and they turn into goats and then you can make goat curry or sell the goat or something.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Oct 6, 2018 04:32

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Spoup

# ? Oct 6, 2018 20:27

Robot Made of Meat

Spoupy,

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 6, 2018 23:29

Twenty Four

soups can be chunky but I don't think ghosts can?

# ? Oct 9, 2018 10:55

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

Ghosts are a sandwich actually

# ? Oct 9, 2018 16:21

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Ghosts are none of those things. thjeyre sperm

# ? Oct 9, 2018 18:38

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# ? Oct 9, 2018 18:39

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

# ? Oct 9, 2018 21:36

Manifisto

Fredrik1 posted:

lol

# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:03

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

ghosts are a sandwich

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# ? Oct 12, 2018 20:41

poverty goat

ghosts are either a soup, a sandwich, or both, depending on how you look at it

# ? Oct 12, 2018 20:46

poverty goat

In zero gravity you can make a soup sandwich and the soup will stay put. Ghosts work the same way

# ? Oct 12, 2018 21:29

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

go to a restaurant for a soup and sammy meal and they just bring you an empty bowl on a plate that flies across the room and smashes into the corner

pretty good, but you're already hungry again an hour later

# ? Oct 13, 2018 21:15

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

Depends on the ghost. Trust me I know some things.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 14:00

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

So, out hunting ghosts are you?

Sure am officer, it's the season.

Can I see your permit and registration number of your proton pack please.

Hmm, so caught anything?

Just this small one.

I'm sorry sir but this is only ten inches, well below the size quota. I'm gonna let you off with a warning but I'm gonna have to tell you to let it go.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 18:08

Manifisto

ghosts are a soup, mummies are a salad, blobs are a pudding

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 15, 2018 18:23

I Dunno

Nah ghosts are more like cotton candy. They just taste a bit...off. They also don't like it when you pull them into pieces to eat them but whatever ghost shouldn't have gotten caught.

# ? Oct 16, 2018 23:58

Manifisto

I Dunno posted:

Nah ghosts are more like cotton candy. They just taste a bit...off. They also don't like it when you pull them into pieces to eat them but whatever ghost shouldn't have gotten caught.

thats strange the ghost I caught the other day seemed to like being eaten. actually excessively so, it kind of made things weird

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 17, 2018 00:07