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Good soup! posted:dwarf me, so that i may spread the influence of trotskyism and aggressively pursue permanent revolution Bold choice in this ice tileset and having all these pickaxes around
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you never taught me dorf fort so now I will haunt your fort tia
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Oct 5, 2018 15:20
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We shall call our fort The Base of Mothers
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Oct 5, 2018 15:21
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make me a moderate republican (because oil, you see) and sensible ideas shall prevail
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Oct 5, 2018 15:24
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Dwarf me as a lobbyist for the Dwarven Military-Industrial Complex
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Oct 5, 2018 16:06
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make my dwarf an accelerationist
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Oct 5, 2018 16:08
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Dwarf me ancom style, bby
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Oct 5, 2018 16:12
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 These are our dwarves so far, people will be on the list for adding in the order they posted. Be warned...too many rightwing ideologies mixing with leftwing ideologies might cause !!!FUN!!! to happen
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Oct 5, 2018 16:47
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Of all those, I'm most interested in what centrist farming entails
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Oct 5, 2018 16:50
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freckle posted:i like dwarf oh i just read the op and found out that the ideology posters weren't just stupid idiots ancom me bitch
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Oct 5, 2018 16:52
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gonna scream quotes from results and prospects as I get brutally stomped to death by an elephant
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World War Mammories posted:make my dwarf an accelerationist hahaha, just mine straight into water over and over and over again
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I DEMAND A TARIFF ON ALL DAIRY IMPORTS
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Oct 5, 2018 18:35
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dorf me, i am a pro war economist
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Oct 5, 2018 18:40
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dwarf me whenever you get a worthless soapmaker. my ideology is chud, so draft me immediately
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Oct 5, 2018 18:43
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i don't care what happens in the fortress as long as General Dwarfnamics and Booze, Allen, Dwarfington post record profits
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Oct 5, 2018 18:44
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make me an anarcho-syndicalist blacksmith
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Oct 5, 2018 18:46
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make me a leftcom scribe or dung shoveller
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Oct 5, 2018 18:47
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I'm a member of the homeland dwarven secret police and politburo, infiltrating the ranks of the fortress to take notes on the left wing exiles of our hard right-leaning glorious corporate body of the people, the mountainhome. I will disguise myself as a simple planter, soap presser, lye maker, and make my way with other obscure agrarian peasant trades, literally keeping my ear to the ground and blending in with these comrades. Yes... yes... blend in amongst the great agrarian feet of our corporate body of the people, the noble, necessary, and, fortunately for my chances of being detected... the stupid. I expect my tour of duty to be short. They will likely degenerate rapidly, being of inadequate dwarf volkeshenmithrilung, their corrupted spirits and perverted ideas being the natural and inevitable fruit of a tainted, degenerate stock. Within the year, they will likely be barking gutterally for a language, loving serpent women, and indulging in the basest of black perversions.... the creation of abstract art. I am adapted to jungle climates, being a graduate of a little-known, secretly state sponsored, deep jungle training Library, The School of The Absoluterealms, and I've been creeping around deep in the poo poo, slitting throats, and shooting goblins from perches, surely, but most of all, garroting those thin little necks. My signature smile. Made with my signature weapon, a silver whip. Selling arms. Sometimes even staging border incursions. Sometimes taking a few of our own down when it is needed for the nation. Always leaving smiles in my footsteps. The Ice has been loving murder on my health. And nothing I like grows here. I just might go loving mad. I am secretly a homosexual. I am actually a highly functioning sociopath with a keen intuition for expediency, and I don't experience what most dwarves consider "sexual pleasure." Therefore, sex is fundamentally transactional to me, is reduced in dimension to its crudest form as an expression of power, and has, naturally, resulted in death, before multiple witnesses, for which I will never be punished. I can express outwardly as whatever sexuality the game assigns me at chargen. I get along really well in the sexual economy which arises naturally out of our current economic system of capitalism with dwarven characteristics. Extended life in a... commune... where sex cannot be freely bought and sold for a few steel figurines of Umbad Ul Ra the Wagon of Contentment, or simply taken by force in the jungles, will be a foreign experience to me. My ideology understands these latter two means of sex, but I only murkily and esoterically understand the idea of the first. I must... obtain sex from others while being polite by means of a trickery of some sort. A series of tricks, or routines. Those who indulge in it earnestly are victims and are contemptible to me. Or maybe they can sense something deep, something forever hidden to me. The thought drives me mad. And to kill. Feel free to put me in in whatever order best fits the narrative of this doomed colony of exiled leftist lunatics, and to reveal my identity immediately or not. I would like to kill.. You just KNOW the kind of stuff I'd get up to. I'll slip out conveniently when this fortress fails, to monitor and plague the next hopeful leftist endeavor. 
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Oct 5, 2018 19:14
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Post structuralist anarchist. None of you are without shame or inherent ill intent. The only good fortress is the one built of fire, on the bones of those favoring your so precious "democracy" and "breathing".
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Shageletic posted:Post structuralist anarchist. None of you are without shame or inherent ill intent. The only good fortress is the one built of fire, on the bones of those favoring your so precious "democracy" and "breathing". We're gonna get along the bitcoin of weed posted:make me an anarcho-syndicalist blacksmith what is, "my first boyfriend from Portland, OR"? Siljmonster posted:uh what this is amazing please build me a palace made of bone I've been through a few of these... these insane, fanatical leftist peasants will build it themselves. Out of themselves. It's hilarious. Especially those ivory tower mountainhome intellectuals writing about it back home. What gullible, contemptible, elf-tainted filth our Libraries turn out. Martin Random has issued a correction as of 19:50 on Oct 5, 2018 |
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Oct 5, 2018 19:37
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Good soup! posted:dwarf me, so that i may spread the influence of trotskyism and aggressively pursue permanent revolution Starting a pedo empire with the ancaps is the likely result
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Oct 5, 2018 19:40
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I’ll make beds for everyone but only if it’s free trade locally sourced non vaccinated elven wood cruelty free. also I will protest any animal hunting, taming, or butchering
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Oct 5, 2018 19:42
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Martin Random posted:We're gonna get along all allies are welcome, as long as they realize that all alliances are impossible.
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Oct 5, 2018 19:43
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Shageletic posted:all allies are welcome, as long as they realize that all alliances are impossible. By endeavoring to ally with others, we only betray ourselves, comrade.
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Martin Random posted:By endeavoring to ally with others, we only betray ourselves, comrade. Well said. Suspiciously well said.... *gnaws on a copy of Discipline and Punish* Shageletic has issued a correction as of 20:03 on Oct 5, 2018 |
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Oct 5, 2018 20:00
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Venom Snake posted:
Hell yes I am gonna die underground and alone
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Baloogan posted:posadist here can there be a posadist caucus? if not I want my dwarf to be a lady dwarf and the ideology to be  edit - wait no, make my lady dwarf Hillary Clinton
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Oct 5, 2018 20:31
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I Wanna be an anarcho-communist
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juche will win in the end
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Oct 5, 2018 20:47
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Dwarf me as a militant communist please
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Martin Random posted:We're gonna get along please dorf me into a Bolshevist necromancer bard 
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Oct 5, 2018 21:14
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Venom Snake posted:
Fish cleaner eh? I guess someone has to do it.
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this is relevant to nearly 2/5ths of my interests EDIT: removed my last request, i choose ANPRIM instead. dwarf me Bullfrog has issued a correction as of 21:41 on Oct 5, 2018 |
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have to be honest i know nothing a bout this game or how it works, but i do suspect its decadent af.
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Shageletic posted:have to be honest i know nothing a bout this game or how it works, but i do suspect its decadent af. extremely so
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someone be an adbusters engraverquote:Engraved on the wall is a superiorly engraved image of a clown. The clown is holding a box labeled 'unhappy meal'. The clown is making a plaintive gesture.
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Oct 5, 2018 21:42
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Martin Random posted:I am adapted to jungle climates iv got some bad news
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Bullfrog posted:this is relevant to nearly 2/5ths of my interests To each according to his needs. Comrades, who will stand up to deny this dwarf his right to pursue his ideals? Freedom in pursuing our ideals is the reason we all left the colony in the first place. It has to be a founding principle on which we live together, if any such principle is to be found at all. Assign-burrow this one to the surface, no furniture, no cooked meals or alcohol.
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