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Just got a new wave of migrants and named them all:  very helpful since I want to start building siege weapons to hold off the inevitable goblin invasion
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Oct 6, 2018 18:01
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Criminal seems like a good job
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Oct 6, 2018 18:09
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Venom Snake posted:Just got a new wave of migrants and named them all: can I release the bees
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Oct 6, 2018 18:10
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Lastgirl posted:can I release the bees can she train them to attack on command and become The Pain
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the bitcoin of weed posted:Criminal seems like a good job I don't know why it shows him as that but I drafted him to become our new militia captain Lastgirl posted:can I release the bees yer also being drafted, no bees here in the tundra
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Oct 6, 2018 18:15
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Venom Snake posted:I don't know why it shows him as that but I drafted him to become our new militia captain the game knows that cops are the real criminals
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Oct 6, 2018 18:19
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wait so a strasserite cop and an anarchist cop?
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Oct 6, 2018 18:20
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Baloogan should assigned to sewer inspection duty.
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Okay so we got a LOT more migrants than I thought. Updated list of names freckle posted:wait so a strasserite cop and an anarchist cop? Generally you draft the dwarves with the most useless professions to be a part of the fortress guard, also we have so many anarchists in this fort now that we will need anarchist cops to keep them in line Venom Snake has issued a correction as of 18:35 on Oct 6, 2018 |
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Oct 6, 2018 18:33
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I would like my extremely real son, Joe Jon, to be dwarfed as a kleptocrat.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:35
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Venom Snake posted:Okay so we got a LOT more migrants than I thought. Updated list of names hell yeah bitches, time to arrange an accident for the current leader cuz it's MY TURN
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Oct 6, 2018 18:35
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Epic High Five posted:hell yeah bitches, time to arrange an accident for the current leader cuz it's MY TURN Over 16 years of Khazad-way insider experience for well respected dwarf government groups like the Goblin Elimination Agency.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:41
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Venom Snake posted:
This is a very exciting time. the Green Party never expected to wield electoral power effectively. Now that our coalition is in power we want to focus on pressing issues like plump helmet conservation and replacing everyone’s leather clothing.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:43
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Dwarf me as an Italian Futurist.
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Oct 6, 2018 18:49
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you made me a loving baby?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Oct 6, 2018 18:59
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As a futurist I value above all speed and death. Babies are slow and so if elected mayor I will see to it that they are all gathered on a drawbridge which will be then raised, and the useless babies catapulted far away.
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Listen, I was a George H Bush staffer and then served as the Labor Secretary under Clinton, so I'm totally bipartisan, just a wonk, and I'm here to tell you he was a no good compromiser, and he should have enacted common sense labor reforms that actually work for real people, instead of the watered down ideals that got us to this path. Now that he's out of power, let me tell you, I understand everything you saw in how he did wrong -- I saw it too. I was a secret objector in that administration for the very reasons you were displeased with it. Now that he's gone, and we are here who see what was wrong, let's get it all back together, forge a unified vision, and move forward into a brighter future. Those other elements? The things that were wrong, and the incurable malcontents that are derived from that, let us uplift them, or, if they have no place in our fortresses' future, simply leave them in peace, but in the past. Who can disagree? Nobody reasoned, that's for sure. Those are the elements we have to watch. Martin Random has issued a correction as of 19:12 on Oct 6, 2018 |
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A Russian troll farm posted:As a futurist I value above all speed and death. Babies are slow and so if elected mayor I will see to it that they are all gathered on a drawbridge which will be then raised, and the useless babies catapulted far away. drat, I should've been an anti-natalist
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Stairmaster posted:you made me a loving baby????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Look pal I do the names in order. Someones gotta be the baby
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Oct 6, 2018 19:10
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i will mine out the foundations of our fort and accelerate its collapse
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Guys you realize he picked a perfect centrist cover story for my dwarf, a literal sadistic nazi who wants you all to die.
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Venom Snake posted:Look pal I do the names in order. 
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Oct 6, 2018 19:13
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hell yeah a criminal
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Oct 6, 2018 19:41
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Jose posted:hell yeah a criminal shutup cop
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Oct 6, 2018 19:50
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freckle posted:shutup cop don't make me find a gbs post of yours to forum cop respond to
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Jose posted:don't make me find a gbs post of yours to forum cop respond to  freckle posted:travis
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Oct 6, 2018 19:54
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put me down as leftist accelerationist
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Oct 6, 2018 20:18
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Venom Snake posted:We have our forth death! Squizzle, 2nd Century Gnostic has died of his wounds after being mauled by a Cave Croc. It is unknown why he chose to not seek medical treatment, but we know he is in a better place now, arguing with all the other gnostics in wherever they go after they die.  After giving due thanks and ritual supplication to our protective deities for annihilating the delusions of those who oppose the dharma I would like to commission a commemoration for their support: My first official act will be to outlaw the Jonangpa sect and seize their monastic holdings for heresy. We should reach out to a Goblin horde for protection and declare their leader a reincarnation in exchange for recognition of my political supremacy. Also, while we shall weep for the death of the Olm, for all life is precious, it is most auspicious that HURAGOK, INSURRECTIONARY ANARCHIST, was able to overcome that. I will instate them as the Nechung Oracle to advise me on portentous matters.
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Oct 6, 2018 21:16
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Sign me up as an Municipalist.
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Oct 6, 2018 21:35
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So I decided to make a temple where our dwarves could pray and naturally I had statues made for it and well.... 
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Oct 6, 2018 21:45
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Criminal and slug king things are coming up Jose
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Oct 6, 2018 21:49
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I wish I had the patience to play this game because it seems like it owns but it's so loving ugly
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Jose posted:I wish I had the patience to play this game because it seems like it owns but it's so loving ugly try turning on your monitor
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Jose posted:I wish I had the patience to play this game because it seems like it owns but it's so loving ugly outsourcing it is much more efficient, plus there's no need to run up against the learning
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Oct 6, 2018 21:55
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Venom Snake posted:So I decided to make a temple where our dwarves could pray and naturally I had statues made for it and well.... I will declare them Tulkus and consult astrologers to determine the most meritous day for a state holiday. Let us begin the search for SQUIZZLE, 2nd CENTURY GNOSTIC's rebirth.
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Shout out to our militia for killing a troll in the catacombs WITHOUT major injury.  
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Jose posted:Criminal and slug king things are coming up Jose I'm really glad the ideology system is working lol, makes things even more funny eonwe posted:Can we have a few screenshots of the fort? Entrance (im going to put ballistas in the stone fortifications)  Library:  Farming area:  Crafting area:  Main hall with dorm, temple, cooking area. Barracks are in the top right corner: 
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holy poo poo the leftists couldnt stop fighting among themselves so the libs elected a theocrat
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