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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

BREGMAN BITCH

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Who literally loves Bregman? Everyone.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Really love my av atm.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

All three of them hit the ball a mile, Bregman was the only one who could keep it fair

god I can't stand Eckersley

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

GalacticAcid posted:

I can’t stand him lol

Probably because he is an rear end in a top hat who can’t thinks he’s some kind of genius but doesn’t understand that the kind of poo poo he says only comes out of the mouth of assholes. Like he will say something dumb as gently caress, then proclaim he is smart and then ask why it makes him an rear end in a top hat to say said rear end in a top hat thing. He’s basically Baseball Kanye West.

It’s kind of entertaining to me so I follow him on twitter.

Angry Grimace fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Oct 7, 2018

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
thinkin bout them spin rates

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Big Mean Jerk posted:

thinkin bout them spin rates


Needs random alt-right poo poo in there as well.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

throw strikes damnit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pressly not looking good today

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


poo poo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

THat was a big boy pitch

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Ehhh...would have kept Pressly in

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Intruder posted:

All three of them hit the ball a mile, Bregman was the only one who could keep it fair

god I can't stand Eckersley

You realize your alternatives this post season are Pierzynski and Smoltz.

Pierzynski was confused why the “high powered Rockies offense” wasn’t hitting and Smoltz spent 2 straight playoff games complaining about analytics and lack of base stealing.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Boo this piece of poo poo, please

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Paging GalacticAcid

https://twitter.com/theaceofspaeder/status/1048714453792038913

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Cole trade was the heist of the century.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

God Correa is bad now

Kirios posted:

The Cole trade was the heist of the century.

Verlander trade

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Intruder posted:


Verlander trade

Yelich trade

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Pancakes posted:

Yelich trade

Pressly trade

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Pancakes posted:

Yelich trade

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pancakes posted:

Yelich trade

True

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES


Kirios posted:

The Cole trade was the heist of the century.

It’s funny since on the one hand I’m so mad

And on the other hand I’m so glad since I poo poo so hard on all the idiots who hated Cole, and said he was good, and they didn’t believe me

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Intruder posted:

God Correa is bad now

I really hope the off-season fixes him.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ComposerGuy posted:

I really hope the off-season fixes him.

What are the odds he's left off the ALCS roster?

(probably zero)

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Intruder posted:

What are the odds he's left off the ALCS roster?

(probably zero)

Yeah, zero.

But he needs to be hitting behind White when he's in the line-up.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




As long as White has the DH spot on lockdown I'm fine. No more Gattis please.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kirios posted:

As long as White has the DH spot on lockdown I'm fine. No more Gattis please.

I honestly thought White was Gattis when I saw him at bat earlier. Big guys with beards all look alike to me, apparently.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gattis makes White look small, also has a much larger beard

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kirios posted:

As long as White has the DH spot on lockdown I'm fine. No more Gattis please.

What do you do next year though? Do you gamble that White will be able to maintain that OPS or do you resign Gattis and hope he’s less streaky? He was incredible in June.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I would let Gattis walk honestly. I don't know that I'd even extend the QO

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

gently caress Osuna.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Looks like he didn't his ritual domestic in before this game.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Intruder posted:

Gattis makes White look small, also has a much larger beard

My standard for husky is probably skewed; I'm nearing the point where I'll have to start wearing children's belts at 6'3" or start making new holes in adult small belts.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
It would kick so much rear end to see Donaldson homer off of Osuna to tie this game.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pancakes posted:

My standard for husky is probably skewed; I'm nearing the point where I'll have to start wearing children's belts at 6'3" or start making new holes in adult small belts.

Gattis's listed weight is 45 lbs higher than White's, though I'm sure both of their listed weights are lower than what they actually are

White is only 5'11 though, Gattis is 6'4

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

I would let Gattis walk honestly. I don't know that I'd even extend the QO

It sucks, but I think this is probably the smart decision. I love the guy, but I just don’t see a place for him on the team anymore.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Pungry posted:

It would kick so much rear end to see Donaldson homer off of Osuna to tie this game.

welp

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


RIP Indians

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

:toot: Astros win!

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ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Big Mean Jerk posted:

It sucks, but I think this is probably the smart decision. I love the guy, but I just don’t see a place for him on the team anymore.

Yeah...gently caress it'll suck to see him go though.

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