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2013 was a simpler time man, drat. The good old days.
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I can't believe that you made a thread just for me 
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Oct 6, 2018 05:05
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I been driving tractors since I been six and ain't been in an auto wreck never why the hell I gotta have insurance?
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Oct 6, 2018 05:15
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gently caress off, gurf.
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Oct 6, 2018 05:17
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No, I think the times have gotten much simpler. They will be even simpler in 2969, the year of the converging monoboob. Just one nipple in the middle. So it is prophecied. 
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Oct 6, 2018 05:54
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I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 06:33
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i just bought a $20 burner phone cause it has identical essential functions as my friends $1000 ones and they could not comprehend the decision and are laughing at me
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Oct 6, 2018 06:42
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 06:47
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 06:48
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 06:50
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#adulting
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Oct 6, 2018 06:58
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 07:08
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 07:12
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 07:26
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In the year 42069 we are all gay and dead
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Oct 6, 2018 07:35
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I just wish I was 15 again so many things I would have done differently
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Oct 6, 2018 07:40
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 07:41
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 07:48
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As I quickly approach my 30s, I realize that 30 year olds are just grosser and more pissed off 20 year olds with more skin in the game
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Oct 6, 2018 07:52
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If you think about it, the older you are, the less skin in the game you have. If not for rampant obesity and elderly frailty, octogenarians would be raping, murdering and pillaging left and right.
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Oct 6, 2018 08:41
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Lol you loving olds what were the dinosaurs like??? Hey, dont trust anyone over 30 Heh hehhe heheh Oh God i only have one year of youth left ):
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Oct 6, 2018 08:51
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you think about it, the older you are, the less skin in the game you have. If not for rampant obesity and elderly frailty, octogenarians would be raping, murdering and pillaging left and right. Look at the government and tell me they aren't.
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Oct 6, 2018 08:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you think about it, the older you are, the less skin in the game you have. If not for rampant obesity and elderly frailty, octogenarians would be raping, murdering and pillaging left and right. I just saw an article about a dude who was like 90 who murdered his 60s step daughter and he looked stoked in his mug shot and um guessing he just figured out how he was getting housing and full med care till he dies
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Oct 6, 2018 08:57
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Nooner posted:I just saw an article about a dude who was like 90 who murdered his 60s step daughter and he looked stoked in his mug shot and um guessing he just figured out how he was getting housing and full med care till he dies badass.
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Oct 6, 2018 08:59
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you think about it, the older you are, the less skin in the game you have. If not for rampant obesity and elderly frailty, octogenarians would be raping, murdering and pillaging left and right. That's why you're supposed to have kids, and everyone who's not married is suspect.
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Oct 6, 2018 09:21
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:i just bought a $20 burner phone cause it has identical essential functions as my friends $1000 ones and they could not comprehend the decision and are laughing at me Same. Then I cancelled my at&t and now I have two unlimited data smartphones for less than 1 phone. Take that at&t!
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Oct 6, 2018 09:40
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Its time to give yourself permission to fly Susan.
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Oct 6, 2018 10:04
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dad
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Oct 6, 2018 10:06
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World weary, absolutely. Wise, no.
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Oct 6, 2018 10:08
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 6, 2018 10:10
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:i just bought a $20 burner phone cause it has identical essential functions as my friends $1000 ones and they could not comprehend the decision and are laughing at me you're so clever and above it all just amazing
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Oct 6, 2018 10:10
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Oct 6, 2018 10:14
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3.5 inch floppy 
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Oct 6, 2018 10:15
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For the 15 to 25 year olds; smoke less weed now so you can smoke in more comfortable surroundings in your 30s and 40s.
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Oct 6, 2018 10:51
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what if im not wise yet
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Oct 6, 2018 11:09
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I'm 37 get off my drat lawn you young heathens.
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Oct 6, 2018 11:20
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quake, now that was a real game
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Oct 6, 2018 11:21
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Yeah. You ever learned how to kill a shambler with just the axe? You go in close so it begins the melee attack, back out so that misses, and the go back in again before it has time to start the lightning attack. Repeat until the monster is dead. Hardcore.
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Oct 6, 2018 11:28
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I’m 41 in two weeks. At 35 I was single, in the best shape of my life, and mostly had my finances in order. Now I’m engaged, a stepdad, fat, declaring bankruptcy and do stuff outside with my dogs as an excuse to not interact with my family.
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Oct 6, 2018 12:27
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 That’s literally me in the first and second pic. Yay for not being able to afford plastic surgery, thanks for the body CCCP 
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