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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I turned 30 last wednesday. It is pretty much the same as any other day for me. I have no major debts but also no long term career prospects. I will probably be a stay at home step dad for a successful career woman's child some day.

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plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheMostFrench posted:

will probably be a stay at home step dad for a successful career woman's child some day.

I need to knock up a dr. and become a housewife. Goals.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

plape tickler posted:

I need to knock up a dr. and become a housewife. Goals.

"Give me the news. I got a had case of lovin' you."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a bone to pick posted:

I wish I was dead

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I need a career woman sugar momma because I can't afford all the video games I want to buy.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

marijuanamancer posted:

have people who wish they were dead ever actually been deceased?

every living person has experienced death prior to birth

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I'm 36 and I miss the time before social media.

Also got my first phone at age 24 :corsair:

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

actionjackson posted:

I'm 36 and I miss the time before social media.

Also got my first phone at age 24 :corsair:

Same. I thought the internet was an overall force for good but now I see it as the control and wealth disparity generator that it is.

The Internet Was A Mistake

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
How did some of my ex classmates from high school end up looking 50-60ish I wonder. Do they never wash their face? Spend 18 hours a day in the sun?

I spent the 00s and 10s inside watching porn and playing video games and it has paid off immensely.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

How did some of my ex classmates from high school end up looking 50-60ish I wonder. Do they never wash their face? Spend 18 hours a day in the sun?

I spent the 00s and 10s inside watching porn and playing video games and it has paid off immensely.

Their skin is like beef jerky. White people age like milk (i assume you are white-- I KNOW you are white) so the paranoids who fear going outside along with the nerd computer touchers won in the end...

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TheMostFrench posted:

I turned 30 last wednesday. It is pretty much the same as any other day for me. I have no major debts but also no long term career prospects. I will probably be a stay at home step dad for a successful career woman's child some day.

A goal without a plan is just a wish~

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Me twelve years ago: square bales in full sun with no help? Sure why not.


Now: lol, gently caress no, I'm not breaking myself.

Age truly can bring wisdom

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I sneezed and somehow pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder area. Must modify movement for a week to compensate.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Papa Emeritus III posted:

I sneezed and somehow pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder area. Must modify movement for a week to compensate.

I had this happen really badly once and so I went to the ER (mostly because I needed a note for work but also because the spasms themselves, while intermittent, really loving hurt.)

I explain what happened (“I sneezed really hard and then???”) and then went on to be treated like a horrible pill-head drug seeker for the next hour or so.

Eventually the doctor came back in
and gruffly demanded a urine sample, which I happily gave. Four seconds later he gave me some ibuprofen and told me to go on my way. So worth it.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


I'm 30 and dating someone much younger than me I highly recommend it for anyone feeling the old creeping up on them.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Savage For The Winjun posted:

I'm 30 and dating someone much younger than me I highly recommend it for anyone feeling the old creeping up on them.

This is what the person you 'date' probably feels.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I got stung in the back by a yellow jacket and I whipped around to swat at it and now my pec hurts because I swung too hard

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
*cries*

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lol if you're not obsessively watching your diet and exercise as your friends get fat and break down.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



a bone to pick posted:

I wish I was dead

Korthal
May 26, 2011

One thing I miss is that I can no longer crash on a couch. I need an actual bed, or I'll be sore in the mornin.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

burial posted:

I had this happen really badly once and so I went to the ER (mostly because I needed a note for work but also because the spasms themselves, while intermittent, really loving hurt.)

I explain what happened (“I sneezed really hard and then???”) and then went on to be treated like a horrible pill-head drug seeker for the next hour or so.

Eventually the doctor came back in
and gruffly demanded a urine sample, which I happily gave. Four seconds later he gave me some ibuprofen and told me to go on my way. So worth it.

:stare: Holy poo poo, dude. Hope it healed fine for you. I also hate it when the ER treats me like poo poo. I feel bad enough going into the ER in the first place, I don't need them acting like judgemental dicks on top of feeling poopy. They tend to change their tune when I give a clean sample though.

Korthal posted:

One thing I miss is that I can no longer crash on a couch. I need an actual bed, or I'll be sore in the mornin.

:same: Or sometimes I'll purposefully sleep on the couch because I'll benefit from being forced to sleep on my side. Spine problems suck.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Papa Emeritus III posted:

:stare: Holy poo poo, dude. Hope it healed fine for you. I also hate it when the ER treats me like poo poo. I feel bad enough going into the ER in the first place, I don't need them acting like judgemental dicks on top of feeling poopy. They tend to change their tune when I give a clean sample though.


:same: Or sometimes I'll purposefully sleep on the couch because I'll benefit from being forced to sleep on my side. Spine problems suck.

Just shake it out baby! :hmmyes:

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just shake it out baby! :hmmyes:

*shakes, breaks hip*

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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Papa Emeritus III posted:

I don't need them acting like judgemental dicks on top of feeling poopy. They tend to change their tune when I give a clean sample though.

In the end, I was alright. Like I said, I just mostly needed proof I was injured so I didn’t get fired.

That’s the thing though. If they wanted a clean sample, they could’ve just asked straight away. Especially given that they didn’t actually give me whatever pain pills they’d have been worried I wanted in the first place. I can buy my own ibuprofen.

e: Oh, right. A pretty key part of the story is that doctors terrify me. So unless it’s one I know really well (and sometimes even then) I shake and sweat and OK probably look quite the junkie. But I TELL them about the anxiety straight-up every time. Just test me and be done with it. You don’t need to like ram a rectal thermometer anywhere first as an intimidation tactic.

burial fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 7, 2018

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