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Interviewer: And now, one final question for you; "Why should we hire you?" Interviewee: Because I can't be hired anywhere else. Interviewer: Why's that? Interviewee: Because I killed off all your competition! Interviewer: When can you start? Interviewee: Consider me having started! Both: 
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Oct 6, 2018 14:53
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Interviewer: Well I can say you have been one of our top candidates so far, I just have one last question: anunemployedpersonsayswhat? Me: I didn't quite catch that, what did you say? Interviewer: ...... We'll be in touch. |
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Oct 6, 2018 16:14
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interviewer: well mr. smith, your resume and qualifications are excellent. however, there is a problem. candidate: uh oh, what is it? interviewer: you are clearly three children stacked up on one another wearing a trenchcoat candidate: . . . so? interviewer: I'm afraid the dress code here is strictly casual. you just wouldn't fit in.
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Oct 6, 2018 17:03
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*interviewer* what came first, ranch, or cool ranch? *cocks desert eagle*
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Oct 7, 2018 04:23
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Interviewer: "well it certainly sounds like you're a great candidate for this job, but..." [suddenly reaches out and yanks mask off the candidate] "Mr Jackson the caretaker?!?" |
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Oct 7, 2018 05:42
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1st Interviewer: Good record of experience! 2nd Interviewer: Impressive credentials! 3rd Interviewer: Excellent references! 4th Interviewer: He's a giant chicken, I tell you! With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside |
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Oct 7, 2018 06:37
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Interviewer: Well, your educational requirements are certainly being met, you have all the necessary certifications, your employment history is absolutely perfect for what we're looking for, but I'm afraid you forgot to put on pants this morning, so...  HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Oct 7, 2018 15:31
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Would have been hired at the circus, until they realized I'm not actually an elephant |
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Oct 8, 2018 07:04
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Green wire, red wire.. forty seconds.. shouldn't have taken this internship at the bomb disposal unit. |
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Oct 8, 2018 08:46
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Fredrik1 posted:Green wire, red wire.. forty seconds.. shouldn't have taken this internship at the bomb disposal unit. lmfao ---------------- |
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interviewer: what would you say is your greatest weakness? me: i would say i'm just too honest. interviewer: i don't consider that a weakness though? me: ifgaf what you think |
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Oct 10, 2018 07:16
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interviewer: what would you consider to be two of your biggest strengths? me, staring down the interviewer menacingly: my right arm (flexes and pats bicep) and my left arm (flexes and pats other bicep)
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Oct 10, 2018 11:26
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*interviewer on phone* Your online application looked great and I wanted to call to clarify a few things. *me* Bark! *interviewer* So it's true... https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oct 11, 2018 15:20
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interviewer: Congratulations Jon, you start on Monday me: My name is Jon, but everyone calls me Steez. interviewer: You blew it, Steez. SECURITY!
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Oct 11, 2018 15:39
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interviewer: and what would you say is your biggest weakness? me: The only place I am vulnerable to damage is a glowing red crystal on my chest interviewer: uh, we have a lot of other candidates to interview...
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Hey guys, I'm posting this from my job interview. |
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Oct 11, 2018 16:17
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Fredrik1 posted:Hey guys, I'm posting this from my job interview. good luck! 
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