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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

rovert posted:

I don't want the NXT UK project to be actually real

https://twitter.com/WrestleTalk_TV/...425271315734529

I think it would be funny if they never release the footage

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



The article says it's from Dominos Australia's Facebook page so it's not actually first world problems.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008



DarkstarIV posted:

6 woman tag? Nah.

Ronda, Shayna, Marina, and Jessamyn vs Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Alexa Bliss, and Mickie James.

Sad thing is, I can easily see WWE doing that because LOOK AT ALL THOSE MAINSTREAM STARS IN ONE MATCH.

Shayna as a face?

I guess you could avoid it by having her turn on Ronda after the match, but then she's just fodder on Ronda's road to Wrestlemania.

On the plus side, getting backstabbed for the third time this year would quickly establish Ronda as a main eventer. Specifically, Sting.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

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https://twitter.com/beckylinzz/stat...691512928227334

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

so, nakamura's almost definitely going back to new japan when his contracts up right?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

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Been a rough 18 months to be a Kevin Owens fan

https://twitter.com/fightowensfight...709992100663296

Wonder what this means and if the injury angle last night is real. Or another cover for something - Canadians aren't welcome in Saudi these days apparently.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



John Pollock (is he reliable?) said he needs some knee surgery.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

ME BOSS
YOU NOT


rovert posted:

Been a rough 18 months to be a Kevin Owens fan

https://twitter.com/fightowensfight...709992100663296

Wonder what this means and if the injury angle last night is real. Or another cover for something - Canadians aren't welcome in Saudi these days apparently.

I thought itís already been said heís getting minor knee surgery?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


shiksa posted:

so, nakamura's almost definitely going back to new japan when his contracts up right?

He has said no in numerous interviews. He moved his family to the US. And has also said its about the money.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Is anyone else seeing different symbols representing apostrophes in some posts?

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



DarkstarIV posted:

He has said no in numerous interviews. He moved his family to the US. And has also said its about the money.

And to be honest even though New Japan can pay Nakamura it probably would be a waste of money given how much hotter they got without him and also how Nakamura seems pretty much done in ring compared to Tanahashi (Bad WWE booking aside most of Nakamura's NXT run was just there)

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Yes and I am scared

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

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Aphrodite posted:

John Pollock (is he reliable?) said he needs some knee surgery.

John is. Great guy.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

It's me, It's me, It's DDP!!


Davros1 posted:

Is anyone else seeing different symbols representing apostrophes in some posts?

President Trump declared that apostrophes are hereby illegal and have been officially replaced with a weird i, an upside down question mark and the numerical depiction of half. Sorry you had to find out this way.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


DeepDickPizza posted:

President Trump declared that apostrophes are hereby illegal and have been officially replaced with a weird i, an upside down question mark and the numerical depiction of half. Sorry you had to find out this way.

drat the country lost another stipulation match

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


reignofevil posted:

drat the country lost another stipulation match

When Nikki Haley resigned today, Donald Trump offered her the apostrophe as part of her resignation package.

Also lol, that dumb Barnburner Podcast is claiming that Sasha Banks was pulled from all WWE events because of burnout/unhappiness with her position in the company. She did Comic Con this weekend and looked fine.

Vandar
Sep 13, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?


rovert posted:

Someone involved in WWE Creative 5 minutes ago:

"They are just now contacting girls. They have no clue what they are doing."

loving lol.

They promised over 50 women in this event!

I would love to see if they can actually reach that number or not.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

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Sasha will be back by the 20th
https://www.wwe.com/wwe-live-portland

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Vandar posted:

loving lol.

They promised over 50 women in this event!

I would love to see if they can actually reach that number or not.

Did they say that the women would be wrestlers?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


rovert posted:

John is. Great guy.

Banjo?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Vandar posted:

They promised over 50 women in this event!

No, no. They've been saying over-50 women, and they already booked one. Didn't you watch the Moment of Bliss?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Midnightghoul posted:

Did they say that the women would be wrestlers?

*panning shot to women in the crowd* "You're all part of the WWE Women's Revolution!"



also, by WWE math, Steph is worth at least 4.75 women on the roster.


Maybe they'll bring in Santino's "sister"?

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



If Judy Bagwell is still alive and not on the card then they can gently caress right off with that nonsense

If she's dead then nevermind

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005
Michael Vick is already an elite NFL quarterback.

DX are gonna come out in the tank at Crown Jewel and as a gift from the Saudis in accordance with American foreign policy they will be allowed to fire live ammunition at a Yemeni funeral.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Crotch chops, banned or not?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Davros1 posted:

Is anyone else seeing different symbols representing apostrophes in some posts?

Seems to only be happening from posts by posters who are using the app. I'm on desktop and my posts' apostrophes are showing as apostrophes

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at Oct 9, 2018 around 19:35

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



I'm seeing them on desktop and it's annoying

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

It's me, It's me, It's DDP!!


Midnightghoul posted:

Did they say that the women would be wrestlers?

Pretty cool of WWE to include the Susan G. Komen cancer survivors in the total just because they get to gather 25 of them in the ring at the pay per view.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

WWE Evolution is going to start with all the female talent gathered on the entrance ramp as Stephanie declares we all believe Brett Kavanaugh

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Vandar posted:

loving lol.

They promised over 50 women in this event!

I would love to see if they can actually reach that number or not.

There are only 47 women on the roster if you include Raw/Smackdown/NXT/UK, and include all of the injured people and the Bellas.

There are 13 more "performance center recruits", bringing that number up to 60.

You can add 8 more 'legends' if you go back to the Royal Rumble and see who they brought back for that, which includes Lita, Torrie Wilson, Molly Holly, Michelle McCool, Vickie Guerrero, Kelly Kelly, Jacqueline, Trish Stratus. Keep in mind they already booked 2 of those 8 for the show.

And then Stephanie...

So they have a pool of about 69 women to pull from for this event. And you just know they are going to throw everyone into a battle royal so that nobody is left out, because we can't have hurt feelings

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOm6Bb947c#t=45s

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



lol what the gently caress

Is that Cena's voice pitched down slightly or just some guy because the way he speaks actually sounds like Cena and it's weird

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

Lol I'm dying at the Cody Rhodes story in the latest Botchamania. I hadn't heard that one before.



Also Trips "It's getting cold" which I can only assume was 2 hours into the match.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


Vandar posted:

loving lol.

They promised over 50 women in this event!

I would love to see if they can actually reach that number or not.

We've got tons of women folks. So many women

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Saint Freak posted:

Lol I'm dying at the Cody Rhodes story in the latest Botchamania. I hadn't heard that one before.



Also Trips "It's getting cold" which I can only assume was 2 hours into the match.

My favorite was that weird portland wrestling promo where the guy said ILL BUST OUT A MOVE ALL OVER YOU

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EueYot6TZ4

A fairly old video but still

John Cena's real name is apparently Dick Hammerbush.

Also WWE just announced Charlotte vs Becky will open the show. Meaning there will be fuckery.

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at Oct 9, 2018 around 22:15

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Hahaha WWE video games are trash

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Once you Whee-in, You can't Whee-out


Dinosaur Gum

rovert posted:

Someone involved in WWE Creative 5 minutes ago:

"They are just now contacting girls. They have no clue what they are doing."

loving LOL. Is that why you tweeted that Chelsea got signed? Good for her to get over whoever didn't want her in the WWE.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Once you Whee-in, You can't Whee-out


Dinosaur Gum

edit: double unnecesary post.

TV Zombie fucked around with this message at Oct 9, 2018 around 23:07

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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



The crowd still hootin and hollerin and jumpin up and down during a promo


Never change, horrible video game.

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