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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold





hello and welcome to the 999th episode of smackdown, batista is back next week.

This week we have:

Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair in a champion loses on a DQ match to open the show

quote:

SmackDown Womens Champion Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flairs title match at WWE Super Show-Down did not end without controversy on Saturday when Lynch intentionally got herself disqualified against The Queen in order to hold onto the gold.

Well, that will not be an option for her when the two rematch in a contest where if The Irish Lass Kicker gets DQed she will lose the title.

Will Lynch be able to keep it clean against The Queen now that she doesnt have the outlet to escape with the title by resorting to questionable tactics? Or, after Becky got the best of her after the bell at WWE Super Show-Down, will Charlottes rage prove to be her achilles heel?

Find out tonight as this major title rematch with an even bigger stipulation kicks off SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

Jeff Hardy vs. Samoa Joe for a spot in whatever this world cup thing is

quote:

Jeff Hardy is back and has his eyes set on the WWE World Cup at WWE Crown Jewel but his Qualifying Match will be anything but a tune-up as he squares off against a none-too-pleased Samoa Joe.

The Charismatic Enigma will be looking to make a declarative statement to the WWE Universe as he competes in his first match since the scary incident that saw him land hard through a table and have to be stretchered out at WWE Hell in a Cell. The Samoan Submission Machine will also be aiming to reset and move forward after his (literally) brutal defeat to AJ Styles in the WWE Title Match at WWE Super Show-Down.

Which Superstar will begin to carve out a new path towards potential WWE World Cup glory?

Big Show and Randy Orton are having a match because someone opened a time portal to over a decade ago

quote:

With the WWE World Cup beginning to come into focus for WWE Crown Jewel, several big Qualifying Matches will begin to take place some real big.

Yes, Big Show will return to SmackDown LIVE this week to take on Randy Orton on the blue brand.

Will The Worlds Largest Athlete be able to shake off any ring rust and defeat the vicious Viper as he tries to advance in this world event at the Saudi Arabia pay-per-view? Or, will The Apex Predator strike first and take down Big Show and advance on in this international event?

Daniel Bryan and WWE Champion AJ Styles appear on MizTV

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Daniel Bryan stunned The Miz on Saturday in Australia, catching The Awesome One off-guard with a small package in minutes to win their highly anticipated SummerSlam rematch and earn a WWE Championship Match against AJ Styles at WWE Crown Jewel.

Though he wont be competing for the title, The A-Lister is keeping himself close to the WWE Title picture by hosting both Bryan and Styles this Tuesday on Miz TV Will The Miz be out to stir the pot between champion and challenger as their high-stakes showdown draws near?

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



god i would be so loving into wwe having this lovely loving tournament as a thing to cause random rear end 2018 matches like big show vs randy orton if it wasnt tied into the saudi bullshit

still might watch it because, what the gently caress, big show vs randy orton

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



big show is in pretty drat good shape right now too

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Yay Becky!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Double jobber entrance lmao

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



lmao the crowd boo'ing the stip

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Where's Junpei And Snake?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Charlotte booed, Becky cheered. Becky chants. And they still keep trying to make Becky a heel

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



god i hope they just let becky win over doing a countout

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

sorry im late i was looking at the new Overwatch skins

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

this match isnt very good

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


This match seems awkwardly paced.

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


DarkstarIV posted:

This match seems awkwardly paced.

Like every other match between them is like this, the timing is totally off. It's weird.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Becky 3:16 says she just kicked that lass

e: specifically that jumpkick off the bottom rope in the corner, which was real nice imo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



DarkstarIV posted:

This match seems awkwardly paced.

becky seems to be working at twice the speed of charlotte

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



lol good work there charlotte

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


that slingshot confused me

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao the crowd boo'ing the stip

Disqualifications matter unless they don't but now they do.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Yeah I can't wait for this feud to be over with. These matches are not good.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



THE POWER OF ROMAN REIGNS CHARLOTTE

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



this should be like that one nxt episode that had a surprise full-episode match, and this should turn out to take like 70 minutes and they have to cancel the not-actually-real orton vs big show match

the problem here being that the match is actually not good

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



Codependent Poster posted:

THE POWER OF ROMAN REIGNS CHARLOTTE

a. she did managed to lift becky

b. lmao at her lifting becky instead of getting the third count

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



seriously tho is charlotte working injured? i dont remember her being this bad

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



abraham linksys posted:

this should be like that one nxt episode that had a surprise full-episode match, and this should turn out to take like 70 minutes and they have to cancel the not-actually-real orton vs big show match

the problem here being that the match is actually not good

seriously remember this poo poo

wwe.com, march 2016 posted:

ORLANDO, Fla. — NXT General Manager William Regal had an action-packed Wednesday night planned for the NXT Universe. Fans were treated to exactly that, but not quite in the way Regal had planned. What was scheduled to be a show featuring American Alpha, The Vaudevillains, NXT Women’s Champion Bayley, Asuka and more was instead taken over by a single match – the 2-out-of-3 Falls war between Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe to determine the No.1 Contender to Finn Bálor’s NXT Championship.

better days

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Raskolnikov38 posted:

seriously tho is charlotte working injured? i dont remember her being this bad

Charlotte and Becky are very hit and miss in the ring against each other. Its a mess.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



this new character encoding bug rules btw really posting like it's 2002

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



lol the yay boo spot during the commercials

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


I swear I'm watching this.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Go tiny Becky!

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

imagine posting from a phone lmao

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Finn B�lor is my favorite wrestler

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



oh gently caress off

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



wh... what... what is the point of that walk away spot

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



the worlds lamest ref bump

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Count outs are separate from DQs?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



WHY WOULD YOU, JUST NOW, DECIDE THE REF IS GOING TO LOUDLY RULES LAWYER SOME poo poo

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


What a weird thing they are doing

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



now becky rolled out to break the count on charlotte because she was fine losing on a count-out, but not winning, what the gently caress is this garbage

fire all the agents

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


lol

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


UNEXPECTED RESULT!!!!

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