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As a goon, I barely know the meaning of friendship but what I want to know about is friendship with the opposite sex. Men and women friends? Being kindly towards each other without the goal being sex? I know no such thing anymore. Tell me about it.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:11 |
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It’s super hosed up dude.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:13 |
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it's cool it's just like being friendcs with a dude except eventually you will usually end up having sex with them.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:15 |
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unless you're gay then it's exactly the same.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:16 |
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Ugh, who has friends. Gross!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:18 |
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I would like to let you know but whenever we get to the part of friendship where we whip out weiners to compare shape and size, they never participate and start acting real funny.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:18 |
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It's rather stressful on the balls, I must admit.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:18 |
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I will not eat your rear end, even for friendship.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:22 |
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Lol you're never going to have friends; don't waste your little head on it. But really, it's just like having friends of the same sex, except you learn all the real true secrets needed to behave when you are actually attracted to someone, i.e., an actual individual, rather than an abstracted set of organs.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:25 |
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It's what normal ppl do op hope that helps.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:27 |
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As a bisexual, having friends of the opposite sex and having friends of the same sex are basically the same thing. I have learned to treat all people as sex objects regardless of gender and become embittered when my straight male friends fail to reciprocate my attraction.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:32 |
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it's cool because they'll tell you secrets women don't want you to know
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:34 |
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snack eater posted:it's cool because they'll tell you secrets women don't want you to know Pee is stored in the boobs.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:35 |
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they'll teach you 1 weird trick that feminists HATE
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:36 |
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you try to talk to them like they're human beings, but all you can do is stare at their private parts its really tough OP!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:38 |
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Hell Yeah posted:they'll teach you 1 weird trick that feminists HATE Draw eyes on their boobs with a sharpie so they can’t complain?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:43 |
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You should be friends first. And after that you have sex. But apparently it's the opposite, and it's normal to gently caress someone you just met. Modern Western degeneracy at it's finest.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:46 |
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Tolkien minority posted:Ugh, who has friends. Gross! Liars, that's who.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:48 |
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All my friends of the opposite sex only became my friends after they started dating my male friends. Or they're related to one of my male friends.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:50 |
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Hell Yeah posted:it's cool it's just like being friendcs with a dude except eventually you will usually end up having sex with them. It ruins friendships because you thot a friend would bother loving you a better than community junkyard dick from a dating site. It's all a scam unless he's black. Sex in marriage only or nothing!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:53 |
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It's awesome watching Call the Midwives and ugly crying and gossiping about people in our social circles Which has nothing to do with being friends with women I'm just saying things I like
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:53 |
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I had a couple lady friends in college. Don't really have lady friends now. Mostly into just smashing now to be honest. Not worth it OP.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:55 |
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lowtax please rename my username toi like that posted:community junkyard dick tia
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:55 |
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i like that posted:It ruins friendships because you thot a friend would bother loving you a better than community junkyard dick from a dating site. It's all a scam unless he's black. Sex in marriage only or nothing! i can see you have strong opinions about this issue.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:56 |
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Mr. Blastaway posted:It's rather stressful on the balls, I must admit. Cut them off
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:58 |
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It's great. Pretty much all of my friends are of the opposite sex. Women are pretty much better people usually, aside from notable exceptions.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:01 |
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You know your genitals? Yeah they have the opposite its fuckin weird dude lol some of them have boobs
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:02 |
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It's okay.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:02 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i can see you have strong opinions about this issue. Strong, and accurate. I try to not have strong opinions unless they are very good ones, and what an expert would think!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:05 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's great. Pretty much all of my friends are of the opposite sex. Women are pretty much better people usually, aside from notable exceptions. You're incorrect sir. However, one concession I will make is: Women likes a man for comes out of his mouth rather than what he looks like. Men are the opposite.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:10 |
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Historically most of my friends have been girls. One of my besties is a girl. It's p. sweet. It's like having a normal friend but they have sweet cans.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:10 |
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Literally A Person posted:Historically most of my friends have been girls. One of my besties is a girl. It's p. sweet. It's like having a normal friend but they have sweet cans. You ever get some friendship booty?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:11 |
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I will never have friends so help me god
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:13 |
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dads friend steve posted:I will never have friends so help me god Maybe because you call people weirdos man.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:14 |
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Salty Josh posted:Maybe because you call people weirdos man. I call em like I see em
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:17 |
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dads friend steve posted:I call em like I see em I'll be your friend. As long as you don't doxx me and mail me toenail clippings.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:18 |
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Salty Josh posted:You're incorrect sir. They like women for what comes IN their mouth?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:19 |
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It's great! My girl friends do fun things like actually throw parties and make great things to eat. It's like having nice sisters who care.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:23 |
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Applewhite posted:They like women for what comes IN their mouth? Female friends are just like male friends; people you get pretty tired of occasionally, but not as tired as everyone else. Female friends who wind up banging me are usually not terribly interested in maintaining a friendship outside of the banging.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:25 |
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Salty Josh posted:You ever get some friendship booty? I mean, yeah. That's one of the perks of being friends with girls.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:28 |