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Always always is the thought "Are you going to gently caress?" Now, if you are not, and that can absolutely be the case... It rocks Guys are simpler, way less drama, and tell the truth more often.
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Unironically owns to be friends with women because I find most guys can't hold up their end of a conversation to save their loving life
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:17 |
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Cosmik Slop posted:Unironically owns to be friends with women because I find most guys can't hold up their end of a conversation to save their loving life This is extremely true. Also, chicks enjoy talking about things that aren't TV and chicks.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:18 |
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Male gender, as a whole, are emotionally stunted mutants with anger problems.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:21 |
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hasn't ever worked for me in the past
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:24 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Male gender, as a whole, are emotionally stunted mutants with anger problems. nice im like an xman
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:34 |
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Everyone in gbs is my friend and some of them are girls, I assume
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:34 |
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Dont Touch ME posted:I would like to let you know but whenever we get to the part of friendship where we whip out weiners to compare shape and size, they never participate and start acting real funny. i like that posted:Modern Western degeneracy at it's finest.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:39 |
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What the hell is "opposite sex"? Is that like when you go to have sex and you get your virginity back??
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:41 |
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its fine honestly i really appreciate her support and friendship and advice but at the same time i would gently caress the absolute poo poo out of her given the opportunity its called being an adult?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:41 |
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signalnoise posted:What the hell is "opposite sex"? Is that like when you go to have sex and you get your virginity back?? No no you're thinking of reverse sex
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:42 |
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Then what the hell is opposite sex??????
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:43 |
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I don't have any friends
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:51 |
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Weird
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 03:53 |
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Literally A Person posted:Also, chicks enjoy talking about things that aren't TV and chicks. This is the exact opposite of my experience. I don't have women friends, not because I'm a horrible slobbering mess of a goonlord, but because I can't stop trying to swallow my tongue to try to kill myself when they get started on what happened last night on The Bachelor.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:00 |
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i like that posted:You should be friends first. And after that you have sex. But apparently it's the opposite, and it's normal to gently caress someone you just met. Modern Western degeneracy at it's finest. I think you should become friends during sex. Like mid-pump you come to the realization, hey, this person is really p cool and we have a bunch in common, and if you still feel the same way after you cum it’s for real.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:02 |
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they will set you up to have sex with their friends and relatives it fuckin owns
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:11 |
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Hell Yeah posted:it's cool it's just like being friendcs with a dude except eventually you will usually end up having sex with them. lol it's literally the "friend zone" dude. like, literally literally
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:14 |
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I'm a dude and most of my friends are female. They are better at being friends than males and I'm thankful that they are friends with me
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:15 |
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its pretty cool op when she tries on new leggings when theyre wedged right up her rear end in a top hat and she asks you how they look and you say they look too baggy you go home and nurse those balls The rest of the time you have a friend to talk too and it's nice.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:24 |
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Turtle Blogger posted:I'm a dude and most of my friends are female. They are better at being friends than males and I'm thankful that they are friends with me same i have dudes who are "acquaintances" at best. honestly though, most men I've dealt with are the biggest whiniest most self-entitled people I've ever met. and the kind of poo poo that most men brag about behind closed doors w/ other dudes "lol, i took that grenade" and poo poo related makes me feel pretty sick. most men are socially stunted and i thought it was a generational thing when I was younger, but nope. it's somehow managed to get even worse, and the lovely attitudes and thoughts aren't age dependent. but my best friend and for that matter almost every single one of my friends are women. and my fiancee is cool w/ it all. life owns. and yes, it's true, you get to gently caress them every now and again, which owns.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:35 |
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if you are actually friends with women you know they are the filthiest nastiest dirty talkingest about sex, way worse than guys
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:42 |
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Blue Train posted:if you are actually friends with women you know they are the filthiest nastiest dirty talkingest about sex, way worse than guys Oh, you mean fun. Yes.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:49 |
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Blue Train posted:if you are actually friends with women you know they are the filthiest nastiest dirty talkingest about sex, way worse than guys it's different though. women describe it in a visceral/sensual sense, and actually recall an experience. you know, a fun story right? and they'll gladly poo poo talk about how poorly guys do in bed too. it still amazes me every time when I hear about how incredibly selfish men can be in bed.....and I should clarify. yes, most of my female friends I have hooked up w/ at one point or another. as far as I'm concerned, if you can't make sure your partner is able to get off if you're able to, and it's not a kink where they want to be denied in some way, then things aren't being done right. men describe as like going to war or trying to secure a piece of property. just a single lense and a gross amount of entitlement. and it's boring as gently caress too "like, I was all how about we make a movie.... of course I took the asian one...." there's almost no description of the act itself, just the before and after. and the guys who do talk about it come off as super insecure because it becomes apparent that they're exaggerating. these are also the guys who are some of the worst human beings to hang around.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:54 |
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It's pretty good. Today she guarded my car when I had to leave it running. Came home and I ate a bowl of chilli while she ate a pig's foot. She just ran off to see who's at the gate.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:55 |
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Salty Josh posted:However, one concession I will make is: Thank you for your insight as an uggo man.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:56 |
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I've had lots of female friends, and the best ones were the lesbians mostly because that was just a pretty wonderful no bullshit scenario. They didn't have lots of the annoying poo poo many guys have that tire me out, while not having the unwanted sexual tension thing going on either. The chillest friendships.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 04:59 |
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5-HT posted:it's different though. women describe it in a visceral/sensual sense, and actually recall an experience. you know, a fun story right? and they'll gladly poo poo talk about how poorly guys do in bed too. it still amazes me every time when I hear about how incredibly selfish men can be in bed.....and I should clarify. yes, most of my female friends I have hooked up w/ at one point or another. as far as I'm concerned, if you can't make sure your partner is able to get off if you're able to, and it's not a kink where they want to be denied in some way, then things aren't being done right. I could have done without the story of the obese woman saying how she hosed herself with a 40 of oe
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 05:04 |
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I will say that they occasionally come out with an unexpected remark like "Orville Redenbacher could loving GET IT" and all their friends will be like GIRL YAASS and you have to once again recalibrate what you thought you knew about female sexuality.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 05:09 |
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Cosmik Slop posted:I will say that they occasionally come out with an unexpected remark like "Orville Redenbacher could loving GET IT" and all their friends will be like GIRL YAASS and you have to once again recalibrate what you thought you knew about female sexuality. lmbo, yes! though to be fair this kind of comment usually happens after a few rounds.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 05:17 |
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As a sociopath I enjoy befriending both men and women so I can use them to further my own selfish gains and then dispose of them (equally!) in the friendship trashcan, like used condoms.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 05:17 |
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I’m a lady and my best friend is a dude. It’s pretty cool. I’m married, so sex isn’t in the cards and we both really value our friendship and wouldn’t want that to change. He’s pretty great. He cooks nice things for me all the time and likes to help out with chores and yard work. He’s pretty chill and is nice company.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 06:30 |
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i have a friend that is of the opposite sex we banged twice. it was ok. now we're pretty good friends and talk maybe every couple of days.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 06:40 |
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Literally A Person posted:This is extremely true. Also, chicks enjoy talking about things that aren't TV and chicks. pretty much only talk about movies and dating with my chick friend, dude friends talk about all kinds of things.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 07:12 |
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I have a woman friend. She is fat so no sexual thing here, but hilarious drinking buddy thus a friend.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 08:38 |
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i kow KNOW M
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 08:52 |
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Most of the women i know want to talk about diesel engines less. More likely to want to talk about other people.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 08:58 |
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When you accidentally have sex with each other you dont have to spend an hour the next day trying to figure out how youre not both gay now, and that rocks
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 09:17 |
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i can only ever be friends with women or gay men as i interpret almost everything other hetero mans do as an invitation to primal combat
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 10:44 |
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Having girls for friends is just like having sisters. Except mom doesn't send you to military school when she catches you loving them.
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