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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I know Dan found an idol last night but I didn't realize we were talking about Survivor in here now.

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

chaoslord posted:

Cool I guess I can start looking for it when I get home then

I really looked last night, but couldn't find anything. I'm half convinced it doesn't exist.

Let me know if you do though! I'd like to know what I missed!

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
Go.... Scum...?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Nobody roots for me. The poor lonely survivor :(

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.

:barf:

Asiina posted:

Nobody roots for me. The poor lonely survivor :(

:ghost: but survivor is a mediocre show now, its genre-defining moment has come and gone :ghost:

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

SolusLunes posted:

:ghost: but survivor is a mediocre show now, its genre-defining moment has come and gone :ghost:

:drat:

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asiina posted:

Nobody roots for me. The poor lonely survivor :(

hey I got a new idea, let's just vote out Asiina and see if Nat was telling the truth after all

##vote Asiina

remember how her claim used to be that Nat was petty, so he was doing the exact same thing she did to him in Nat20 is Scum Mafia? welp, in that game he wasn't a survivor or some poo poo, he was town, falsely announced as scum.

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

Bifauxnen posted:

hey I got a new idea, let's just vote out Asiina and see if Nat was telling the truth after all

##vote Asiina

remember how her claim used to be that Nat was petty, so he was doing the exact same thing she did to him in Nat20 is Scum Mafia? welp, in that game he wasn't a survivor or some poo poo, he was town, falsely announced as scum.

he also had 3x lynchproof so I doubt this is going to work

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Xad posted:

he also had 3x lynchproof so I doubt this is going to work

also everyone else was SKs so the point is, she might be stretching the truth here about things being just the same!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'm lynchproof, but yeah if you want.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asiina posted:

I'm lynchproof, but yeah if you want.

man who isn't I guess

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
That reminds me.

Xad, why did you guys try to kill me a few nights ago?

That's not very nice :(

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Deadline in this bad game is tonight.

We can vote me if you really want, but it won't lead to anything.

##vote vector because sure why not.

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

Asiina posted:

That reminds me.

Xad, why did you guys try to kill me a few nights ago?

That's not very nice :(


Asiina posted:

We can vote me if you really want, but it won't lead to anything.

I have an idea, actually.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMeHdr9Cxg

##Rap Battle asiina

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Oooooh, what's this??

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Nat is currently streaming himself raiding in wow, so he probably won't respond for a while so you should just tell me.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
:ghost: Oh Yeah! Come on! DIG IT? :ghost:

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice
We each have 48 hours to submit a minimum 30 second diss of the other person (in thread)

Nat 20 judges.

The winner lives.

The loser dies.

:black101:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Oh god I'm going to be so bad at this!!!!

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

Asiina posted:

Oh god I'm going to be so bad at this!!!!

yo same! :rip:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
So like, are these rhyming? Is this 30 seconds of an actual rap battle?

Because holy poo poo

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


no way, you got this Asiina just pretend its Nat

or Annie haha

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'm not very eloquent!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


alternate suggestion: make your rap battle say you can't even think about how scummy Xad is cause Nat is too distractingly hot and he will surely declare. you the winner

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.

:barf:

:ghost: RAP. BATTLE. SON. :ghost:

:drat:

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice
role just describes it as "a rap" no other specifications, so :shrug:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'm too tragically white for this.

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice
If Nat20 was a GOOD mod...:v:

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

Asiina posted:

I'm too tragically white for this.

:same: and yet, here we are

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


my last suggestion is dead serious btw

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
30 seconds is a long time

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Xad posted:

I have an idea, actually.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMeHdr9Cxg

##Rap Battle asiina


A RAP BATTLE HAS BEEN DECLARED.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

ASIINA AND XAD HAVE 48 HOURS TO SUBMIT A RAP DERIDING ONE ANOTHER, THE BEST RAP (OF A MINIMUM OF 30 SECONDS) (AS DETERMINED BY YOURS TRULY) WILL BE DECLARED THE VICTOR


TWO RAPPERS ENTER

ONE RAPPER LEAVES

TWO RAPPERS ENTER

ONE RAPPER LEAVES

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Quick, tell me all of your deepest fears and insecurities.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


I mean it Asiina

Nat is the sole judge

diss Xad for being a scrub compared to Nat's sexy bod and go on for 30 seconds about his great squat technique and his ego will make you the instant winner

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Natural 20 posted:


A RAP BATTLE HAS BEEN DECLARED.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

ASIINA AND XAD HAVE 48 HOURS TO SUBMIT A RAP DERIDING ONE ANOTHER, THE BEST RAP (OF A MINIMUM OF 30 SECONDS) (AS DETERMINED BY YOURS TRULY) WILL BE DECLARED THE VICTOR


TWO RAPPERS ENTER

ONE RAPPER LEAVES

TWO RAPPERS ENTER

ONE RAPPER LEAVES


We'll say 7pm EST on Saturday night. I'll judge when I'm surly and hungover on Sunday morning.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Bifauxnen posted:

I mean it Asiina

Nat is the sole judge

diss Xad for being a scrub compared to Nat's sexy bod and go on for 30 seconds about his great squat technique and his ego will make you the instant winner

:thumbsup:

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Asiina posted:

Quick, tell me all of your deepest fears and insecurities.

An Ode to Xad's Defeat

Quick, tell me all your deepest fears and insecurities
I ain't hunting, ain't engaging in no scummy kind of purity—
—testing, like a dipshit, a mob member losing nerve
I ain't no coward, unlike you boy, I'm real drat full of joy and verve
I don't hide behind no powers, I'm transparent as can be
Got a third type of wincon, it's real easy to see
that I'm a winner, you're a loser, you got no chance in this here game
Ima whip you till you're bloody, and you're crying out in shame
"shouldn't provoke her!", you'll be screaming, I'll be relishing your tears
"I'm a fool!" you'll shout, broken, a grin stretched between my ears
"I surrender, I surrender, I'm weak and bad and dumb—
just stop the rap, already, I admit...you've just won!"

This is garbage and my off the cuff rhyming somehow became a BDSM thing, lmao

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


did anyone here ever read the webcomic "It Hurts!"?

I just remembered it, it was pretty good

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

GeneX posted:

An Ode to Xad's Defeat

Quick, tell me all your deepest fears and insecurities
I ain't hunting, ain't engaging in no scummy kind of purity—
—testing, like a dipshit, a mob member losing nerve
I ain't no coward, unlike you boy, I'm real drat full of joy and verve
I don't hide behind no powers, I'm transparent as can be
Got a third type of wincon, it's real easy to see
that I'm a winner, you're a loser, you got no chance in this here game
Ima whip you till you're bloody, and you're crying out in shame
"shouldn't provoke her!", you'll be screaming, I'll be relishing your tears
"I'm a fool!" you'll shout, broken, a grin stretched between my ears
"I surrender, I surrender, I'm weak and bad and dumb—
just stop the rap, already, I admit...you've just won!"

This is garbage and my off the cuff rhyming somehow became a BDSM thing, lmao

lmao

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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

Bifauxnen posted:

did anyone here ever read the webcomic "It Hurts!"?

I just remembered it, it was pretty good

what the gently caress am I reading

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