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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
my green balls


filter my beans.

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Oct 10, 2018

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Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

If you left the picture goes here on that would make for a good burn.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

theres a fresh pot of coffee in the back help yourself! :tipshat:

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
At one point I was switching between night and day work so often that I just used to drink a five hour energy every five hours until I was done, and quitting after that hosed up schedule was legitimately disorienting and painful. Every other time I've quit was easy

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Fallows posted:

Just quit a 1g/daily habit that spanned years cold turkey a few weeks ago. I don't drink coffee though, pills are about 100x cheaper.

Coffee is pretty cheap and delicious, unless you're an rear end in a top hat about it and chug psl's from Starbucks every day.

cnut
May 3, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

theres a fresh pot of coffee in the back help yourself! :tipshat:

Thanks, buddy! :coffeepal:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fallows posted:

I don't drink coffee though, pills are about 100x cheaper.
i bought a huge tub of grocery store ground coffee for $6 bucks. its probably around the same price as pills i bet.

i also have caffeine pills actually for when i want to GET PSYCHED for SPORTS but dont want to drink coffee

might as well hook it up to my veins while im at work though

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
I have an espresso machine below my office, just hook that poo poo straight into my veins between work tasks till I crash.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



sandwiches_and_ham posted:

just lmao if you still believe in stable marriages in tyol 2018

Source: Am Married

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:coffeepal:

:sludgepal:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

just lmao if you still believe in stable marriages in tyol 2018

Millennials are killing divorce too now.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Millennials are killing divorce too now.

Do you mean killing like killing or killing like a milleniall would say it to mean they're awesome at it.

I'm too old to tell anymore

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Super Grocery Kart posted:

Millennials are killing divorce too now.

can't get a divorce if you never get married

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

RobattoJesus posted:

Do you mean killing like killing or killing like a milleniall would say it to mean they're awesome at it.

I'm too old to tell anymore

Divorce rates are down for Millenials cuz they are waiting much longer to get married compared to previous generations

Researchers thought it might have just been due to fewer Millenials getting married in general but it turned out divorce rates were down even when they accounted for the fewer total marriages

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey theres still coffee left over if no one wants any more ill finish it off, heck didnt want to sleep tonight anyways!!!

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




numberoneposter posted:

hey theres still coffee left over if no one wants any more ill finish it off, heck didnt want to sleep tonight anyways!!!

i've still got a half cup so go right ahead friendo!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good ol cup of jose

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




:wink:

cnut
May 3, 2016


WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME WHAT DO YOU WANT??

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Skypie posted:

Divorce rates are down for Millenials cuz they are waiting much longer to get married compared to previous generations

Researchers thought it might have just been due to fewer Millenials getting married in general but it turned out divorce rates were down even when they accounted for the fewer total marriages

Maybe they all looked at their parents and realized it was stupid to enter long term relationships that don't last.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cnut posted:

WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME WHAT DO YOU WANT??
ITS JUST A TWICHTCH!!! :q:

cnut
May 3, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

ITS JUST A TWICHTCH!!! :q:

Alrighty then.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




cnut posted:

WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME WHAT DO YOU WANT??



numberoneposter posted:

ITS JUST A TWICHTCH!!! :q:

i've ingested too much sweet sweet cocaine java!!!

cnut
May 3, 2016

esperterra posted:

i've ingested too much sweet sweet cocaine java!!!

:hmmyes:

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Skypie posted:

What the gently caress is this???

Bulletproof coffee. It’s a dumb fad but also pretty tasty?

e: I don’t use butter though.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
What do you mean when you talk about feeling things, op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i brew President's Choice brand coffee :smug:

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

super sweet best pal posted:

Maybe they all looked at their parents and realized it was stupid to enter long term relationships that don't last.

Either that or they realized that divorce would mean moving out of the 20 sqft room they rent and into a 10 sqft cupboard, so instead they're just like "uh we're in an open relationship"

cnut
May 3, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

i brew President's Choice brand coffee :smug:

Jeff Bezos itt.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Robin Williams posted:

Im not him but the answer is he was just scared, sad, reality doesnt get better with money , or family, if your depressed. And its no fault of the people you love. its just an unrelateble unexplainable tangled mess you eventually succumb to.

Not everyone.

actually i think it was the inevitable degradation of his body and mind due to the onset of horribly disease

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Top tier cheap coffee:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The Dregs posted:

Top tier cheap coffee:



It's like battery acid but one cup and you are energized for like 4 days

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:coffeepal:

...


:sludgepal:

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

vyst posted:

It's like battery acid but one cup and you are energized for like 4 days

yeah that's true. But once you dial it in on whatever you use to brew your coffee, it's pretty goddamn tasty too.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
when I need to wake up at work I just head into the stair well and go right to the ground floor, then I can hide under the stairs and peek up at people between the steps.

the thrill is amazing and keeps me strong and hard for at least 10 mins

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
I want to buy an espresso machine but I’d feel like an rear end in a top hat spending $400 on a coffee grinder to go with it.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
My kidneys are unhealthy and my doc says it's the ludicrous amount of coffee I drink every day. I think I need a new doctor.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Zeluth posted:

I use Coffeemate with my tea sometimes when I am confronted with a situation without honey.

same but instead of tea and honey its coke thats been stepped on six times and baking soda

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

Lazyhound posted:

I want to buy an espresso machine but I’d feel like an rear end in a top hat spending $400 on a coffee grinder to go with it.

what? a normal coffee grinder can do a very fine grind.

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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I don’t drink coffee because I don’t do drugs

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