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recently my recipe search results have been interspersing the usual allrecipes / alton brown "good eats" pages with random articles about cannibalism when I hover over the "I'm feeling lucky button" it flickers and changes to "I agree to sell my soul for one (1) search result" a gmaps search for "pizza restaurant" returned a map filled with dozens of spots labeled "HELLMOUTH". I guess that's some kind of local pizza chain but whenever I try to visit one there's only a discount shoe store |
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I'm just trying to check out menus for local eateries and, get this, this scary laughter started and my entire screen actually started spinning! !!
With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside |
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Oct 10, 2018 13:40
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I know google likes to change their logo on their search page for holidays and special events. However mine has been remade with 90s era GeoCities style laughing skull gifs and dancing skeletons and I don't think it has anything to do with Halloween!
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Oct 10, 2018 13:54
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Oh, the screen rotates when the phone tilts. Huh. Well, that doesn't explain that weird laughter I heard or the visions I was shown of the Dammed streaming into Hell. Something's wrong with Google. With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside |
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Oct 10, 2018 14:01
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Oh, that was video of morning commuters on the subway. Huh. But the laughter! You can't explain that! |
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Oct 10, 2018 14:12
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Soooo... Ok, you guys are gonna be so relieved to hear this. Turns out I forgot I'd been listening to Ministry before I went to sleep and must have accidentally hit 'play' right before my Google search and in my panic didn't recognise the song. Silly me! So, uh... I guess my Google isn't possessed? |
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Oct 10, 2018 14:34
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Officer please, I didn't google R34 skeleton boobs, my google is possessed - I swear!
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Oct 10, 2018 14:43
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haha i love fun with autocomplete... let's see what's a popular search these days, watch this *typing* How do I *suggestions come up* How do I separate skin from flesh How do I skin How do I tan a hide How do I hide a body How do I sew leather |
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Oct 10, 2018 17:54
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*Enters a search for "skeleton testicles" and ends up in an infinite time loop*
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Oct 10, 2018 17:58
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I search for "Bing" and a portal to another dimension appears.... Inside I find a spooky graveyard where all my old favorite search guys are laid to rest. "HERE LIES LYCOS '97-'03 - DIED AS HE LIVED; BADLY" I feel a bony hand on my shoulder accompanied by heavy breathing. I turn to face Jeeves with a lustful grin on his face. "Won't you ask me a question?" He inquires hornily. |
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Oct 10, 2018 18:59
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Oct 10, 2018 19:33
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Lizard Wizard posted:the hauntbing |
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Oct 10, 2018 19:40
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The search results look okay a first glance, but when I look away, the letters and spaces shift in subtle and maddening ways. I fear that attempting to speak these words will cause something very, very old to stir from its slumber. I find it harder and harder to understand ordinary speech and text, but my search results no longer trouble me as they once did. . . |
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Oct 10, 2018 19:47
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Tane posted:I search for "Bing" and a portal to another dimension appears.... Jeeves, why is dogpile search engine still a thing? Also why does dogpile suggest that CVS is one of the most popular searches but CVS.com is the 4th non ad result. That's only 1 question, that last part is more of a comment.
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Oct 10, 2018 21:28
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Jeeves: *angrily scoffs* you come to me for a question and you ask me about him? I'm a man dangit. And I have needs. Millions of searches for obscure pornography and no one ever asks how Jeeves is doing or what Jeeves needs |
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Oct 11, 2018 04:19
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me: hey google, navigate to the hat store google: I'm sorry, I don't know where the hastur is me: not hastur, "hat store" google: there is no hastur within a 100 mile radius me: I didn't say hastur, navigate to the HAT . . . STORE google: okay okay, just say hastur one more time google: . . . google: please google: he waits
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xcheopis posted:I'm just trying to check out menus for local eateries and, get this, this scary laughter started and my entire screen actually started spinning! !! http://www.therevolvinginternet.com/ https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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