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Autistic Edgy Guy
Jan 21, 2017

screaming at bare ass

https://people.com/movies/austin-po...l-intoxication/

RIP little guy

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Feminition
Mar 14, 2008

To me,
my X-Men.


how much alcohol does it take to kill a very small man

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

I've never really thought about killing myself but now I know you can get so drunk you die it's on the table.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

didn't this happen already

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

your 6 months late OP!!!!


Feminition posted:

how much alcohol does it take to kill a very small man

very carefully

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER


Taco Defender

If you're a bartender, at what point do you say to a midget "Haven't you had enough?"

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

Yeah that was ages ago dude. He's prolly just a little tiny skellington now lol

open container
Sep 15, 2008


How do they know it was suicide? Maybe he just wanted to be really drunk

Autistic Edgy Guy
Jan 21, 2017

screaming at bare ass

Chinatown posted:

your 6 months late OP!!!!


very carefully

this is now a midget suicide awareness thread

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Pipedaaaaawwwwgggg

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


we shall mourn him all over again

Autistic Edgy Guy
Jan 21, 2017

screaming at bare ass

Coolguye posted:

we shall mourn him all over again

funnily enough I was on an epic bender the month of April so no wonder this one slipped me mind

i might have even gotten drunk with him, i was in So-Cal at the time

my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002

MY AV IS VERY COOL OP, NOT GETTING ANOTHER

rip you little drunk bastard

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




I guess the news update is that it was suicide. RIP

meat police
Nov 14, 2015




now he'll never be the head of a major corporation

Cantaloupe
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

People posted:

Troyer, who was 49, died from sequelae of alcohol intoxication,

The Spy Who Shagged Me, god drat you!

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I need this
This is my job
I'm the ass replacer


Verne Troyer was created as the result of a man asking a genie for a 32-inch pianist

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Sending thoughts and prayers. God bless

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Now you gotta spend money to get all your stupid gang tags back.


Soiled Meat

Joke's on him, I thought he had died ages ago

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

"Get in mah belly" - Fat Bastard, 1999

cnut
May 3, 2016



F

lol but seriously I
Feb 24, 2007

strange cock


Slippery Tilde

i bet he was in love at least one time. i bet he knew heartbreak

lol but seriously I
Feb 24, 2007

strange cock


Slippery Tilde

lol

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Now you gotta spend money to get all your stupid gang tags back.


Soiled Meat

Yet it was liverbreak that would come to define him. Life is full of paradoxes.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015
As a furry I'm ashamed to admit I would love to fuck Hillary Clinton. I'm pretty sure she's a human. Besides if she is a lizard the term for that is scalie and those guys/gals are totally icky. Who the fuck would want to fuck a lizard? Ewwwww. That being said GOD DAMN she is hot.

He's probably in Heaven right now, looking up at us.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

im pretty sure he was on surreal life and his "bit" was that he not only looked like a big baby but he also acted like one

RIP

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




lol but seriously I posted:

i bet he was in love at least one time. i bet he knew heartbreak

Do you think he had a tiny dick and thatís why he drank so much, or a normal size dick and it looked like an elephant cock relative to his body

lol but seriously I
Feb 24, 2007

strange cock


Slippery Tilde

Tolkien minority posted:

Do you think he had a tiny dick and thatís why he drank so much, or a normal size dick and it looked like an elephant cock relative to his body

i think he was a man with a fully realized internal life who did the best he could

lol but seriously I
Feb 24, 2007

strange cock


Slippery Tilde

lol

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




Yeah okay but what about his dick

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015
As a furry I'm ashamed to admit I would love to fuck Hillary Clinton. I'm pretty sure she's a human. Besides if she is a lizard the term for that is scalie and those guys/gals are totally icky. Who the fuck would want to fuck a lizard? Ewwwww. That being said GOD DAMN she is hot.

Tolkien minority posted:

Yeah okay but what about his dick

Miniminime.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

the a mount of alcohol to give a man this size poisoning would not have been much, so at least it was probably economical.

F

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I bet he drank his alcohol out of a thimble

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high



He's been dead for a while now but jeeze what a sad life.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




Gay Weed Dad posted:


He's been dead for a while now but jeeze what a sad life.

He looks like if a baby could walk on two legs

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

Tolkien minority posted:

He looks like if a baby could walk on two legs

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


I can't find anything that says what "sequelae of alcohol intoxication" actually is when it comes to suicide, like maybe he knew that he had severe liver damage and getting drunk would kill him or that he would have fatal withdraws if he stopped or something?

Super Grocery Kart
Apr 6, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Tolkien minority posted:

Yeah okay but what about his dick

Like a babyís arm holding an apple.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Three Olives posted:

I can't find anything that says what "sequelae of alcohol intoxication" actually is when it comes to suicide, like maybe he knew that he had severe liver damage and getting drunk would kill him or that he would have fatal withdraws if he stopped or something?

Maybe he just didn't buy fancy enough vodka

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmg5GaAHbk

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