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babies are extremely good however i have noticed that babies are extremely vulnerable to predation and disease. suggest one improvement to babies but you must also add a weakness so as to not "mary sue" them and rend adorable babies into hateful overachievers. strength: chimpanzee like muscle power weakness: complete lack of grip reflex, DO NOT DROP your strong baby
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Armor plating Retardation
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Oct 10, 2018 23:39
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big dick weak wrists
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Oct 10, 2018 23:41
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Strength: Reduced pain/chance of mother dying from her pelvis being split down the middle. Weakness: Less grimdark backstory for baby, empowering it to hit harder against any and all opposition
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Oct 10, 2018 23:41
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big dick bad at math
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Telekinesis But they mostly want to mind grab boobs
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Oct 10, 2018 23:45
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Telekinesis hell, same
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Oct 10, 2018 23:46
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I could easily destroy a baby in one on one combat. It wouldn’t even be close. Just one punch is all it would take.
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Oct 10, 2018 23:46
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im a big dumb gay retarded babby
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Babys are weak but they can take a punch so u really gotta UFC them to win otherwise they just keep getting up like wolverine or something
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Adult bodies Paying bills
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Why would you want babies to be stronger, it's not like one of them has ever made a good decision I would make it so that babies are just born into a later stage in life so they can already move around and eat on their own from day 1 like how it is with most other mammals. Kids can be fun and cute but babies are 100% worthless As a trade off their new weakness will be that they only have 2 fingers on each hand, the rest grow in at puberty Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 10, 2018 |
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Oct 10, 2018 23:50
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Just birth out an adult, but like a small adult that gets bigger. Let the roly polys dream and let the monkies climb to get that fruit. Then like the monkies can sort of walk on their hands when their chin is fused to their sternum and their body moves with their head and they’re always looking at their womb except when they eat mushrooms off the ground when the look up and back.
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Oct 10, 2018 23:52
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Tolkien minority posted:I could easily destroy a baby in one on one combat. It wouldn’t even be close. Just one punch is all it would take. Babies are basically made out of jello until their bones fused so you'll just tire yourself out trying to defeat one with strikes
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They can use the toilet on their own. But they're in the bathroom for hours, what are they doing in there?
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Devils Affricate posted:Why would you want babies to be stronger, it's not like one of them has ever made a good decision Babies kicking in the womb is them secretly practicing their ancestor's karate techniques that allowed their bloodlines to be extended this far in time, giving them an edge over others. Also we are like the only animal where birth is more often than not outright disastrous and agonizing, you'd think nature would build in some painkillers for us 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just birth out an adult, but like a small adult that gets bigger. Let the roly polys dream and let the monkies climb to get that fruit. Then like the monkies can sort of walk on their hands when their chin is fused to their sternum and their body moves with their head and they’re always looking at their womb except when they eat mushrooms off the ground when the look up and back. What drugs do you post on or is it an ABSENCE of drugs that you post this way?
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Oct 10, 2018 23:56
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have to come out basically like a fetus until they're grown enough to walk, because the human head is so loving huge if they came out any later it would kill the poo poo out of the mother every time Baby upgrade: lay an egg and the baby will hatch as a toddler at LEAST. Easy shipping to wherever babies are needed most. Baby drawback: oh no where did I leave my baby *rifles thru drawers and cabinets* gently caress this is worse than my keys or remote
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SniperWoreConverse posted:have to come out basically like a fetus until they're grown enough to walk, because the human head is so loving huge if they came out any later it would kill the poo poo out of the mother every time Yeah well maybe these idiot women should just grow wider, slipperier vaginas
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The Onion posted:LOS ANGELES - A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For Child Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid.
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Tremendous aim Poor bartering skill (costly ammo)
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Yah then you need a pelvis so wide you can't walk Maybe the real solution would be shark cartilage skeletons
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Oct 11, 2018 00:11
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babies are unemployed layabouts
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Scorpion tail Smell attracts Gila monsters
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why bother with them at all? just start cloning chris pratt & dwayne johnson.
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I work with a 6 foot 3 cry baby. Can’t loving stand him. Dude needs his diaper changed.
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Babies suck if they aren't your own.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Babies suck if they aren't your own. they suck regardless of owner
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Babies suck if they aren't your own. I'm pretty sure they are the worst when they are your own
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the best thing about your own babies is watching them grow into not babies
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Oct 11, 2018 00:58
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Come with a built-in income stream to offset the costs of having a tiny human But must legally all be named Myckennzey, Attyson, Jaydien, Cortlyn, or some other monstrosity from this list
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Have wings and can fly right after birth Do NOT allow them to get hold of novelty bows and arrows, you might end up with quite a few on your hands
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Sonic attack. Incontinence.
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very high movement speed and agility but they dislike letting bigger people get close for any reason so lots of them just starve to death because they're still just dumbass babies.
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it’s because of our giant brains and huge noggins modern homo-sapiens have large round crinkly brains and big heads to contain them, yet were able to outbreed our close evolutionary cousins, by popping out lots of helpless squishy head babies. squishy heads fit out of a hoo-ha easier; baby heads min-max brain bigness to head squish-ness stats by taking the “unable to do anything but scream and eat for a long while but our brains are big” perk neanderthals put all their stats into STR and HP
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Pro: A thick armored shell to protect them from the world before they grow big enough. Con: Can't really move or do anything until they hatch. Check it out OP, I just fixed babies.
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Neanderthals had a rich culture on par with ours at the time. They also invented the first synthetic compound: pitch. Had lower dexterity tho Babies could have turtle shells they shed as they grow up, pretty big speed penalty tho but you get a cute door stop you just gotta change the diap
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Go full into mega brains and stop being incompetent Downside: maga brain, still retarded
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Jose Mengelez posted:big dick Ah, now I finally understand what reverse racism means.
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