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naem
May 29, 2011

it’s because of our giant brains and huge noggins

modern homo-sapiens have large round crinkly brains and big heads to contain them, yet were able to outbreed our close evolutionary cousins, by popping out lots of helpless squishy head babies. squishy heads fit out of a hoo-ha easier; baby heads min-max brain bigness to head squish-ness stats by taking the “unable to do anything but scream and eat for a long while but our brains are big” perk

neanderthals put all their stats into STR and HP

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naem
May 29, 2011

Pththya-lyi posted:

Pro: the awareness and intelligence of an adult
Con: the inherent selfishness of a baby

like my ex

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