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inb4 weekend at Luxury Tent Carpet posted:here is a normal photo of him enjoying the beach with his normal friends welp khashoggi is dead and the only man who can solve his murder is trump lol poor son of a bitch
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1051814214212485120 Jamal Khashoggi is A-OK
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1051814214212485120 wait we have a secretary of state
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Oct 15, 2018 14:32
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Shamelessly stolen from C-SPAM:
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Good news! He's back! Bad news: 
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Oct 15, 2018 15:34
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free hubcaps posted:lljk
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Breaking - a still from inside the consulate was just released. See, nothing out of the ordinary going on, definitely nothing to be afraid of.
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GraveVideos posted:Breaking - a still from inside the consulate was just released. you know, nobody has ever shown a picture from the other angle inside that room have they
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Klyith posted:it's funny how mad Turkey is about this Turkey is merely at "throwing away journalists into forever jail over bullshit" level, not yet the "just straight kill them in cold blood" level of Russia and the Saudis. I think they're really mad because they're jealous.
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Oct 16, 2018 02:04
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Saudi Arabia is garbage but I'm hard pressed to feel saury for a turkalist
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Oct 16, 2018 02:10
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Turkey might just up and murder all my inlaws some day, but I'm still in their corner against Real Life Handmaid's Tale the country.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:23
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Klyith posted:it's funny how mad Turkey is about this It's when you take a poo poo in your shower versus someone breaking into your house and taking a poo poo in the shower
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Forgot to post my cutout in case somebody wanted to make their work easier:
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If this happened a year ago there'd already be like 3 different "steamed hams but it's the Saudi embassy murdering a journalist"
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Oct 16, 2018 21:27
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so it turns out Jamal Khashoggi is NOT A-OK. i sincerely apologize.
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free hubcaps posted:so it turns out Jamal Khashoggi is NOT A-OK. i sincerely apologize.
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Oct 20, 2018 01:22
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Some arabian knights are going to fall on their swords
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I think somewhere in the Turkish national psyche there is some level where they still regard the Arabs as lowly colonial backwater savages that lived in the lovely parts of the Ottoman Empire, and then betrayed them even though they were the same religion. And how dare one of their countries deign to do power moves like kill a dude in their consulate in Istanbul. Luckily for us this instinct is in the service of good atm.
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Grape posted:I think somewhere in the Turkish national psyche there is some level where they still regard the Arabs as lowly colonial backwater savages that lived in the lovely parts of the Ottoman Empire, and then betrayed them even though they were the same religion. It’s loving insane that anyone’s murder would depend on Erdogan and Trump to seek justice.
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A customer enters an embassy with a large bucket of bloody matter. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline: (pause) I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Owner: We're closin' for lunch. Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this columnist that I hired not half an hour ago from this very embassy. Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, Jamal Kashoggi. What's, uh...What's wrong with him? Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with him! Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead columnist when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable columnist, Jamal Kashoggi, idn'it, he? Beautiful writing. Mr. Praline: The writing don't enter into it. He's stone dead. Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the bucket) 'Ello, Mister Kashoggi! I've got a lovely new scoop for you if you show... (owner hits the bucket) Owner: There, he moved! Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the bucket! Owner: I never!! Mr. Praline: Yes, you did! Owner: I never, never did anything... Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the bucket repeatedly, causing gore to spill out) 'ELLO JAMAL!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes fistful of gore out of the bucket and throws it on the desk.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead columnist.
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Egbert Souse posted:A customer enters an embassy with a large bucket of bloody matter. gently caress lol
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Egbert Souse posted:A customer enters an embassy with a large bucket of bloody matter. This columnist is dead! He has CEASED. TO. BE.
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Egbert Souse posted:A customer enters an embassy with a large bucket of bloody matter. holy poo poo lol
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Egbert Souse posted:A customer enters an embassy with a large bucket of bloody matter.
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i knew he was dead this whole time. take that, wapo (  )
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Reign Of Pain posted:Some arabian knights are going to fall on their swords You gotta do some complicated maneuvers to fall on a scimitar just right.
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Julius CSAR posted:This columnist is dead! He has CEASED. TO. BE. Pining for the Kaaba.
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The Saudi account of khashoggis death is that he went out like a champ trying to fistfight his way through 15 Saudi special ops guys, what a badass I hear if u can actually make it to the consul and beat him you will unlock a secret level
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I will say this about MBS: he knows about timed hits.
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free hubcaps posted:The Saudi account of khashoggis death is that he went out like a champ trying to fistfight his way through 15 Saudi special ops guys, what a badass If you're going to secretly murder someone, it's the least you can do to make the cover story something nice
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:If you're going to secretly murder someone, it's the least you can do to make the cover story something nice fooled trump's dumb rear end
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Post photoshops, what are you even doing.
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SPOOKCORE MEGGIDO posted:Post photoshops, what are you even doing.  
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