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Over There
Jun 28, 2013



Hey guys, any advice on how to stop these critters from eating my pumpkins? They'll do it right in front of me and then run away if I come close.

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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Gotta protect some pumpkins, huh? I'd ask TFR if I were you, fella.

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011



Nerses IV posted:

Gotta protect some pumpkins, huh? I'd ask TFR if I were you, fella.

I think that's Pukins which I assume is something else

Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011


Mix some chili oil and garlic powder, slather the pumpkins in it.

Squirrels hate that poo poo and will be repulsed by your pumpkins when they smell it. Though your porch is going to smell like chili and garlic, but that's a bonus to some people.

Source: am growing pumpkins in my garden and the little shits kept murdering them

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Hire a pair of Potsylvianian spies to take out the squirrel, OP. They can also take care of your moose problem.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



i just saw this picture on reddit

Autistic Edgy Guy
Jan 21, 2017

screaming at bare ass

Put em up your rear end op

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

that's a freakin' big rear end squirrel.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004

Let me tell you a thing or two about GhostCoin

Vegetable posted:

i just saw this picture on reddit

trap sprung

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007


Grimey Drawer

Conceal a murderous ferret inside each pumpkin and film the results.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008



Demon Of The Fall posted:

that's a freakin' big rear end squirrel.

This reminded me that when I was a kid, there was a squirrel that hung out in my grandma's back yard. She would always throw bread out there for it to eat and eventually it was this big, chubby squirrel that we called "Fatso"

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


OP Eat The Pupkin

Eugene V. Deadlift
Apr 8, 2013


Nerses IV posted:

Gotta protect some pumpkins, huh? I'd ask TFR if I were you, fella.

Here we go again

Straight White Shark
May 16, 2009

diggle zone


Fun Shoe

Electrify the gently caress out of those pumpkins, that'll learn the fuckers

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011



Just a thought.

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SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



If that squirrel was white you wouldn't be asking for "tips" to "get rid of" him.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011




employ a larger more powerful squirrel, and escalate along this route as necessary until your whole town is reduced to burning rubble at the hands of the kaiju-squirrel

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

Put em up your rear end op

The squirrels or the pumpkins?

To contribute: OP, acquire a huge pumpkin. Gouge out a squirrel sized hole, then hollow out the pumpkin, and using a welding torch, line it with metal mesh.

Finish the pumpkin trap with a cunningly designed one way trapdoor. Then fill it with delicious pumpkin mash made in a blender.

After you catch your squirrel in the pumpkin trap, take it to the pumpkin patch of someone you don't like, and let the squirrel loose.

Come back a few weeks later and try to sell your pumpkin trap to the pumpkin patch owner.

YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018


Over There posted:

Hey guys, any advice on how to stop these critters from eating my pumpkins? They'll do it right in front of me and then run away if I come close.



Didn't a thread like this end in a murder-suicide?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

We don't play games here.

We fucking kill them.



BigBadSteve posted:

The squirrels or the pumpkins?

Both. Gotta cover all your bases.

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Get one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpBWpwu95ZQ

gently caress squirrels.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012



Make an alliance with Redwall Abbey to protect your pumpkins and repel the squirrel marauders in exchange for continued peace and prosperity between your lands

Communist Walrus
Aug 31, 2001


Let the squirrel eat the gourds. You have everything and it has nothing.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Punch squirrel!

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002



YagotmeIdidit posted:

Didn't a thread like this end in a murder-suicide?

Most gbs threads do

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.


RobattoJesus posted:

Most gbs threads do should

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




What do you expect when you leave perfectly good food outside?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT MY MICRO PENIS


symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Breakdancing is serious business, Midoriya.


Yams Fan

Fire is nature's great equalizer, so just light the pumpkins ablaze. If you really want to go whole hog, light the entire porch on fire. Those squirrels won't come anywhere near.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Get a cat. Cats eat squirrels and they don’t eat pukkins.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Kill squirrel save punkins.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004
STUPID FUCKING NEWBIE

something something tfr something hevi shot

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Soiled Meat

thank you for eating pumkin

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

YagotmeIdidit posted:

Didn't a thread like this end in a murder-suicide?

Please God

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


SPACE HOMOS posted:

If that squirrel was white you wouldn't be asking for "tips" to "get rid of" him.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


Over There posted:

Hey guys, any advice on how to stop these critters from eating my pumpkins? They'll do it right in front of me and then run away if I come close.



In Virginia there are six species of squirrels. Of the six species, two have subspecies that are federally endangered; the Delmarva Peninsula fox squirrel, Carolina northern flying squirrel and the Virginia northern flying squirrel.

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Squirrel (Gray, Red, and Fox)
Bag Limit:

All squirrels combined – six per day.

Fall Seasons:

Gray and Red Squirrels: September 1 through February 28 – statewide
Fox Squirrels: September 1 through January 31 in the following designated areas only: Counties west of the Blue Ridge and in the counties of Albemarle, Bedford, Culpeper, Fauquier, Franklin, Greene, Loudoun, Madison, Orange, Patrick, Prince William, and Rappahannock.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

Plop

Get those gas powered squirrel traps the kiwis use for rats

The mousetrap Mondays guy reviewed em

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

and ham.


this man could solve all your rodent problems, OP:

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003


Hevi-shot is the preferred goon pumpkin protection ammunition.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



semtex

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