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Have you tried using a samurai sword to protect yourself and your pumpkins?
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maybe his favorite band is Stashing Pumpkins
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Oct 11, 2018 19:27
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extra stout posted:In Virginia there are six species of squirrels. Of the six species, two have subspecies that are federally endangered; the Delmarva Peninsula fox squirrel, Carolina northern flying squirrel and the Virginia northern flying squirrel. Squirrels can loving fly?!
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Oct 11, 2018 19:32
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Burt Sexual posted:Squirrels can loving fly?! a mod that's never watched Rocky and Bullwinkle is shameful and I won't stand for it
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Oct 11, 2018 19:37
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my mom filled a 5 gallon bucket half way with water and floated a piece of wood with food on it. chipmunks would jump in to get the food and drown my mom is a monster
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Oct 11, 2018 20:06
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get a bird feeder or something, so that they will eat the bird seeds, and wont be hungry anymore and theyll leave your pumpkins alone maybe. why do you care anyway? just let them eat the pumpkins if they want to
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Oct 11, 2018 20:08
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Inept posted:my mom filled a 5 gallon bucket half way with water and floated a piece of wood with food on it. chipmunks would jump in to get the food and drown drat, gently caress your mother
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Oct 11, 2018 20:15
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extra stout posted:In Virginia there are six species of squirrels. Of the six species, two have subspecies that are federally endangered; the Delmarva Peninsula fox squirrel, Carolina northern flying squirrel and the Virginia northern flying squirrel. I only get 5 where I live, black squirrels are awesome (black ones are fox squirrels usually, black grey squirrels are rather rare! A white squirrel otoh is almost always a grey squirrel. Red squirrels are just red and little and are always yelling hey gently caress you in squirrel-tongue)   idk what that is, looks like a squirrelRemember, you can sell your tails to Mepps or trade them at double value for Mepps Spinners!
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Oct 11, 2018 20:17
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Kazak posted:drat, gently caress your mother That's a super common old-timey pest trap.
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Oct 11, 2018 20:18
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:That's a super common old-timey pest trap. so?
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Oct 11, 2018 20:21
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i had a problem with rats earlier this year in my house so i have a few rat stories i was leaving for the day on canada day to go on a huge bike ride and i saw that the trap under the kitchen sink got a rat, but didnt kill it, it only got its leg i was like "man its too early for this poo poo" so i just shut the cupboard door and left for the day cause i had to catch a ferry when i got home sure enough the rat was still there and very much alive i contemplated just crunching him with a broomstick but i couldnt do it so i managed to get the rat into a blue recycling bin, then stopped him from moving by holding his trap with a broomstick, then added another trap into the recycling bin and covered the grisly sight with a pizza box in less than a minute the rat sprung the second trap and ended himself for good it looked sorta gross and funny when i took the rat out having two traps stuck to him numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Oct 11, 2018 |
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Oct 11, 2018 20:26
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numberoneposter posted:i had a problem with rats earlier this year in my house so i have a few rat stories "canada day" ? lmfao? where do you live that "canada day" is a thing?
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Oct 11, 2018 20:28
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Dog Jones posted:"canada day" ? lmfao? where do you live that "canada day" is a thing?
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Oct 11, 2018 20:29
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Inept posted:my mom filled a 5 gallon bucket half way with water and floated a piece of wood with food on it. chipmunks would jump in to get the food and drown Chipmunks around the house are just bad news, they'll put way more work into getting inside than other rodents, and when they get in and die inside the walls it seriously sucks. I go around dumping bottled coyote piss (you can buy it by the gallon if you go through a lot!) along the foundation and stuffing copper mesh into every gap I can find in the fall, and some still get in and have to be trapped in the basement ceilings.
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Oct 11, 2018 20:34
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Just pointing out that the idea and practice have been around forever since the guy was making it sound like his mom went out of her way to make animals suffer with gruesome traps. It's a little rough by today's sensibilities, but it was an effective and easy to set up method for getting rid of harmful pests back in the day.
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Oct 11, 2018 20:35
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I put some habanero peppers out for the chipmunks in the back yard. The next day I looked where i put them and the peppers were gone. I didn't see the chipmunks much any more after that.
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Oct 11, 2018 20:45
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Just pointing out that the idea and practice have been around forever since the guy was making it sound like his mom went out of her way to make animals suffer with gruesome traps. It's a little rough by today's sensibilities, but it was an effective and easy to set up method for getting rid of harmful pests back in the day. my grandpa told me one time that back in the day on the farm, when the cats would have a new litter of kittens, that no one wanted, it was his job to gather all the kittens into a burlap sack and duck it into a barrel of water until they drowned. edit: dunk not duck Dog Jones fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Oct 11, 2018 |
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Oct 11, 2018 20:49
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Those punkins are hairy scary
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Oct 11, 2018 20:54
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Dog Jones posted:my grandpa told me one time that back in the day on the farm, when the cats would have a new litter of kittens, that no one wanted, it was his job to gather all the kittens into a burlap sack and duck it into a barrel of water until they drowned. And your grandpas name... Was adolf hitler...
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Oct 11, 2018 20:56
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Communist Walrus posted:Let the squirrel eat the gourds. You have everything and it has nothing.
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Oct 11, 2018 21:02
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Jimmy Hats posted:And your grandpas name... Was adolf hitler... PC culture is so out of control, that having a grandpa makes me a nazi apparently? My grampa fought adolf hitler in the war, motherfucker, for your right to say this, so you just look like an rear end in front of everyone pretty much.
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Oct 11, 2018 21:03
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Dog Jones posted:PC culture is so out of control, that having a grandpa makes me a nazi apparently? My grampa fought adolf hitler in the war, motherfucker, for your right to say this, so you just look like an rear end in front of everyone pretty much. whoosh
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Oct 11, 2018 21:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmAmZOaIzyM
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Oct 11, 2018 21:09
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Just pointing out that the idea and practice have been around forever since the guy was making it sound like his mom went out of her way to make animals suffer with gruesome traps. It's a little rough by today's sensibilities, but it was an effective and easy to set up method for getting rid of harmful pests back in the day. she did this three years ago
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Oct 11, 2018 21:17
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Just pointing out that the idea and practice have been around forever since the guy was making it sound like his mom went out of her way to make animals suffer with gruesome traps. It's a little rough by today's sensibilities, but it was an effective and easy to set up method for getting rid of harmful pests back in the day. Unless monster mom stands to starve this winter from rodent-depleted harvests it does not sit well with this animal loving poster. If that is the case I can keep the mom warm and with full belly
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Oct 11, 2018 21:23
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Piss on the pumpkins so they know you've claimed them.
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Oct 11, 2018 21:24
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Kazak posted:Unless monster mom stands to starve this winter from rodent-depleted harvests it does not sit well with this animal loving poster. sometimes to love animals, you must kill them like in the movie saw (movie with a puppet that traps people and hurts them)
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Oct 11, 2018 21:25
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inject antifreeze into the pumpkin then eat the pumpkin for dinner
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Oct 11, 2018 22:30
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take a poo poo on the pumpkin OP then its a spoopy pumpkin
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Oct 11, 2018 22:38
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numberoneposter posted:i had a problem with rats earlier this year in my house so i have a few rat stories You left an animal you trapped in agony because you are squeamish. Glad you got some entertainment out of its eventual death though!
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Oct 11, 2018 22:45
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would you let this squirrel eat your pumpkins OP? Snip yeah guess what, that means you're racist (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 11, 2018 23:15
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Thanks guys I think I'm going to ask TFR for tips.
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Oct 11, 2018 23:15
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Dog Jones posted:PC culture is so out of control, that having a grandpa makes me a nazi apparently? My grampa fought adolf hitler in the war, motherfucker, for your right to say this, so you just look like an rear end in front of everyone pretty much. Thinkin about a probe for being so oblivious, but I don’t think you’d understand.
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What would Caro do? > GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Oct 11, 2018 |
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Oct 11, 2018 23:21
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numberoneposter posted:i had a problem with rats earlier this year in my house so i have a few rat stories Imagine being such a wuss that you are fine with kill traps, but are too squeamish to finish the job when one fails.
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Oct 11, 2018 23:29
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Communist Walrus posted:Let the squirrel eat the gourds. You have everything and it has nothing.
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Oct 11, 2018 23:54
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BloodRed posted:inject antifreeze into the pumpkin then eat the pumpkin for dinner IMO that could only improve the flavour, I'm not a fan of pumpkin.
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Oct 11, 2018 23:55
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Burt Sexual posted:Thinkin about a probe for being so oblivious, but I don’t think you’d understand. durrrr... lmao let me see if I can wrap my mind around this... you think my post where I claimed that 'pc culture' has caused people to believe that having a grandpa makes you a nazi is a serious post.... the post that I made shortly after I claimed to not believe that 'canada day' could be real, and to not know of anywhere on earth where such a holiday could exist... you think that was a serious post.... you think the post where I claimed my grandpa fought hitler... was serious... you think the post I made on the something awful comedy forums... was a serious post.... am I understanding? Please help me out here I am the oblivious idiot who thinks the war on grandpas is a real thing. and just in case you change your mind and decide to dish out some punishment... hahaha I just want to say I respect and admire you. lmfao and all those times I called you a stupid retard or incapable of making a good post or whatever, lol thats all in the past from before you were a mod, and I dont think that any more. And I would just like to thank you for your service. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 11, 2018 23:55
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I laughed at your posts dog jones. Its ok
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Pearls before swine, thats just fine is my current mottoe
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