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Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."


I've been trying to do ~stuff~ at work and keep getting packet loss. My IOT stuff at home keeps showing as offline too.

Looking at the internet health report, I'm seeing some serious poo poo offline


I wonder what's up. Did the hurricane gently caress up an undersea cable? Can we blame [political figure]? Aliens?

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Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

At least CyberLowtax likes me.

*deep, satisfied sigh*

Finally.

*turns off computer, picks up shovel, goes off to work in fields for the rest of my life*

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013


Strangely disconcerting.
when does batman take a poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

My internets works fine, Mr President. Maybe itís all a paranoid delusion.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

whats wrong with the internet is they let all the dang gen z kids on it!!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

There are too many Things on the Internet. That's what's wrong with it.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Shaking and crying. Getting rid of the deep state's infrastructure for good will be the best possible thing.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Maybe you could buy some brown paper bags and then wear the bags on your head and hide your face and then people will ask 'why are you wearing that bag on your head, bag-head?!' and you will have to tell them it's because you have an ugly face!! What THEN buddy!!

Ramrod XTreme

RIP packlettes

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess



I donít go to any of those websites, op. Fine here.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


It's the nature of monopoly. With fewer and fewer companies being in charge of serious important things, their failures and breaches will affect more than they need to, vs if there were still antitrust laws and people were (still, if ever, maybe just moreso) sane. Remember how Google didn't feel the need to report the data breach of 50million accounts and we all still use their products and services? lol.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Maybe you could buy some brown paper bags and then wear the bags on your head and hide your face and then people will ask 'why are you wearing that bag on your head, bag-head?!' and you will have to tell them it's because you have an ugly face!! What THEN buddy!!

Ramrod XTreme

"Jesus loving Christ my webs" I shout into the void as I piss my pants during an attempt to ping google

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Mirage posted:

*deep, satisfied sigh*

Finally.

*turns off computer, picks up shovel, goes off to work in fields for the rest of my life*
The Luddites were smart and right, and that explains why the term is used as a pejorative, thanks to Big Future

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

Only the smallest QB can ascend.


My tubes are clogged

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002



I pinged in my pants and its starting to pong

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


get beefy bitch


new cod game

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Maybe you could buy some brown paper bags and then wear the bags on your head and hide your face and then people will ask 'why are you wearing that bag on your head, bag-head?!' and you will have to tell them it's because you have an ugly face!! What THEN buddy!!

Ramrod XTreme

I'm gay as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more RICHARD!
fix the drat internet

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Sarcasm

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Richard M Nixon posted:

I've been trying to do ~stuff~ at work and keep getting packet loss. My IOT stuff at home keeps showing as offline too.

Looking at the internet health report, I'm seeing some serious poo poo offline


I wonder what's up. Did the hurricane gently caress up an undersea cable? Can we blame [political figure]? Aliens?



Have you tried turning off your tape recorder?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


my guess is that the NSA dragnet thing is having an outage or something, or they're expanding what it does, and these are related hiccups.

snack eater
Aug 24, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


normies

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


the country is getting dumber so it's all beginning to fall apart

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


What's wrong with today, today?

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

Don't ever leave me hangin' buddy!

Someone is trying to save us.




They won't succeed.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.

Fallen Rib

BGP should be able to route around the outage so don't worry the furry porn spice will still flow

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


people took the information superhighway to the My Opinion echo chamber

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

Don't ever leave me hangin' buddy!

The internet is so slow that my hot takes are getting cold before they're served.

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016

Cosmiq's entrant: Skipp Wiley Jr.



Dinosaur Gum



Oh. I thought this was a general complaint thread.

RossMan4Life
Dec 18, 2002

by R. Guyovich


i like that posted:

The Luddites were smart and right, and that explains why the term is used as a pejorative, thanks to Big Future

Luddites were pissed that machinery was destroying their livelihood. It's hilarious how the workforce gets savaged across all of human history.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004


Interesting. We had a ton of 0365 issues at work today. Wonder if it's related.

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