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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF 10/11/18 GDT Watch the Two Teams that Beat the Eagles Do Cool Stuff
Who gon' win dis' game?
Eagles
Giants
The eventual death of the universe and all we know
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Did anyone screencap that Saquon Barkley vs. Rest of Team total yards stat

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
New York is not very far away and all the Giants fans have obviously left by now

but that's embarassing

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Game is now so apathetic they can't even be bothered to show commercials at the 2 minute break

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Throw the ball to Saquon you pricks

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

axeil posted:

He deserves that 1 yard for being the only guy on the offense who gives a poo poo.
And for general achievements in the field of being Saquon loving Barkley

they denied him out of spite

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