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King of Bees

I'm trying to think of some of my best chillbilities and came up with a few. I'm sure there's more but this is what I've come up with for now.

-When I sink into a couch to relax I can actually get another six inches of melt into the cushions.

-When I'm driving long distances I can kick into "chill mode plus" and just cruise for ten or twelve hours enjoying the scenery with a couple of quick breaks.

-If there's a raging bar fight or something going on around me nobody tries to pick a fight with me because I'm just hanging out and it would be bad manners (haven't actually tried this, but I bet this is what would happen).

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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

I'm quite good at not paying attention to things around me that aren't my concern, I don't care what's happening as long as I can relax and space out thinking about random poo poo.

The above also makes working pretty good, I just put on music and don't even notice the work I actually do. I just chill in my head while my body does that bullshit.

nesaMDoom

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

My chill superpower is skipping forward in time. Look at a thing, bam, it's an hour later, no memory of doing anything.

opioid agonist


Woah

rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

I'm real good at snacking. I just walk around a grocery stores and think to myself, "Could I see my self munching this on the couch? Could I pass it or have it passed to me easily?" If I find myself nodding, I plop it in the cart and keep on trucking.

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

I have a permanent “chill it forward” field that follows me around and makes everyone else around me chill. See the idea is, if everyone else around me is chill, only then can I chill, so you must be chill first, and then we can all be chill...

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

TVsVeryOwn


i can smoke weed all day every day

King of Bees

These are some super chillities. Nice going gang.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm an incredibly easy going and genial person.

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FutonForensic


when I sneeze I make the "lmao" sound

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

That's really cool.

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They Might Be


sometimes when i can't sleep i count backwards from 100 in my head.

i have never reached zero.

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

They Might Be posted:

sometimes when i can't sleep i count backwards from 100 in my head.

i have never reached zero.

Sorry to hear about your difficulties counting. You'll make it one day buddy, I believe in you!

Dick Bastardly

sometimes i lay inside a sensory deprivation chamber until i go insane



Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
I legitimately enjoy washing the dishes.

Dungeon Ecology


Drink-Mix Man posted:

I legitimately enjoy washing the dishes.

*begrudging slow clap, breaks into earnest approval clapping*

opioid agonist


if I get someone else's order in the taco bell drive-thru I just look into the bag, sigh, and drive off to eat it anyway no matter what's in there

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

opioid agonist posted:

if I get someone else's order in the taco bell drive-thru I just look into the bag, sigh, and drive off to eat it anyway no matter what's in there

That's just rude.

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Dick Bastardly

drilldo squirt posted:

That's just rude.

chill villain, chillain



Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Sometimes I come up with thread ideas, and type out an op and everything, and then I don't post the thread.

e: whoops I interpreted the thread title pun as "atrocities" + "chill"

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2018 around 17:15

Jedrick

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I can drink weed and smoke beer.

TVsVeryOwn


Jedrick posted:

I can drink weed and smoke beer.

Smoking 40's, drinking blunts, that's what this goon does goon does for fun.

Tane


i have a 99.884% accuracy rating hitting the correct spot on the toilet with my pee

King of Bees

Just discovered I'm an ace wild mushroom spotter.

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
I look at bad traffic as an opportunity to take it slow and chill out to music

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