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King of Bees

I'm trying to think of some of my best chillbilities and came up with a few. I'm sure there's more but this is what I've come up with for now.

-When I sink into a couch to relax I can actually get another six inches of melt into the cushions.

-When I'm driving long distances I can kick into "chill mode plus" and just cruise for ten or twelve hours enjoying the scenery with a couple of quick breaks.

-If there's a raging bar fight or something going on around me nobody tries to pick a fight with me because I'm just hanging out and it would be bad manners (haven't actually tried this, but I bet this is what would happen).

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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

I'm quite good at not paying attention to things around me that aren't my concern, I don't care what's happening as long as I can relax and space out thinking about random poo poo.

The above also makes working pretty good, I just put on music and don't even notice the work I actually do. I just chill in my head while my body does that bullshit.

nesaMDoom

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

My chill superpower is skipping forward in time. Look at a thing, bam, it's an hour later, no memory of doing anything.

opioid agonist


Woah

rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

I'm real good at snacking. I just walk around a grocery stores and think to myself, "Could I see my self munching this on the couch? Could I pass it or have it passed to me easily?" If I find myself nodding, I plop it in the cart and keep on trucking.

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

I have a permanent “chill it forward” field that follows me around and makes everyone else around me chill. See the idea is, if everyone else around me is chill, only then can I chill, so you must be chill first, and then we can all be chill...

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

TVsVeryOwn




i can smoke weed all day every day

King of Bees

These are some super chillities. Nice going gang.

drilldo squirt

I'm an incredibly easy going and genial person.

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FutonForensic


when I sneeze I make the "lmao" sound

drilldo squirt

That's really cool.

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They Might Be


sometimes when i can't sleep i count backwards from 100 in my head.

i have never reached zero.

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

They Might Be posted:

sometimes when i can't sleep i count backwards from 100 in my head.

i have never reached zero.

Sorry to hear about your difficulties counting. You'll make it one day buddy, I believe in you!

Dick Bastardly

sometimes i lay inside a sensory deprivation chamber until i go insane


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
I legitimately enjoy washing the dishes.

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Dungeon Ecology


Drink-Mix Man posted:

I legitimately enjoy washing the dishes.

*begrudging slow clap, breaks into earnest approval clapping*

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