What are some of your best a-chill-ities?

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King of Bees

I'm trying to think of some of my best chillbilities and came up with a few. I'm sure there's more but this is what I've come up with for now.

-When I sink into a couch to relax I can actually get another six inches of melt into the cushions.

-When I'm driving long distances I can kick into "chill mode plus" and just cruise for ten or twelve hours enjoying the scenery with a couple of quick breaks.

-If there's a raging bar fight or something going on around me nobody tries to pick a fight with me because I'm just hanging out and it would be bad manners (haven't actually tried this, but I bet this is what would happen).

# ? Oct 12, 2018 15:21

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:11

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

I'm quite good at not paying attention to things around me that aren't my concern, I don't care what's happening as long as I can relax and space out thinking about random poo poo.

The above also makes working pretty good, I just put on music and don't even notice the work I actually do. I just chill in my head while my body does that bullshit.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Oct 12, 2018 15:47

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

My chill superpower is skipping forward in time. Look at a thing, bam, it's an hour later, no memory of doing anything.

# ? Oct 13, 2018 03:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Woah

# ? Oct 13, 2018 23:48

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

I'm real good at snacking. I just walk around a grocery stores and think to myself, "Could I see my self munching this on the couch? Could I pass it or have it passed to me easily?" If I find myself nodding, I plop it in the cart and keep on trucking.

# ? Oct 14, 2018 00:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I have a permanent �chill it forward� field that follows me around and makes everyone else around me chill. See the idea is, if everyone else around me is chill, only then can I chill, so you must be chill first, and then we can all be chill...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 01:09

Papa Was A Video Toaster

i can smoke weed all day every day

# ? Oct 14, 2018 02:17

King of Bees

These are some super chillities. Nice going gang.

# ? Oct 14, 2018 03:58

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm an incredibly easy going and genial person.

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# ? Oct 14, 2018 06:24

FutonForensic

when I sneeze I make the "lmao" sound

# ? Oct 14, 2018 06:53

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

That's really cool.

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# ? Oct 14, 2018 07:14

They Might Be

sometimes when i can't sleep i count backwards from 100 in my head.

i have never reached zero. :sax:

# ? Oct 14, 2018 11:12

Twenty Four

They Might Be posted:

sometimes when i can't sleep i count backwards from 100 in my head.

i have never reached zero.

Sorry to hear about your difficulties counting. You'll make it one day buddy, I believe in you!

# ? Oct 14, 2018 16:21

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

sometimes i lay inside a sensory deprivation chamber until i go insane

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 14, 2018 17:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I legitimately enjoy washing the dishes.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 04:47

Dungeon Ecology

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I legitimately enjoy washing the dishes.

*begrudging slow clap, breaks into earnest approval clapping*

# ? Oct 17, 2018 01:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

if I get someone else's order in the taco bell drive-thru I just look into the bag, sigh, and drive off to eat it anyway no matter what's in there

# ? Oct 20, 2018 02:47

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

opioid agonist posted:

if I get someone else's order in the taco bell drive-thru I just look into the bag, sigh, and drive off to eat it anyway no matter what's in there

That's just rude.

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# ? Oct 25, 2018 08:34

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

drilldo squirt posted:

That's just rude.

chill villain, chillain

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 25, 2018 17:57

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Sometimes I come up with thread ideas, and type out an op and everything, and then I don't post the thread.

e: whoops I interpreted the thread title pun as "atrocities" + "chill"

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 25, 2018

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 25, 2018 18:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.