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Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
Anyone ever thought about aliens with superior technology coming to Earth but they have no concept of music? Like you show them the best of classical, jazz, metal, etc, and there mind is blown.

Then, after all that, all they want to listen to is Nickelback and stuff. Just playing "Bad Girlfriend" and "Something in Your Mouth" over and over on repeat, and are too absorbed to even deal with intergalactic relations.

They had so much to teach us, but now it's just them doing fireball shots and fistbumping and everything is ruined for both them and us. It's the end of multiple civilizations.

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Dungeon Ecology


alnilam




they go to another planet and do the close encounters music communication thing but it's nickelback

Peter Daou Bundy

LOOK CLOSER, LENNY.
*travelling into space for decades in hypersleep, arriving at the alien planet with Earth's music cube*

astronaut: this has all of our greatest music, from Bach, Mozart, Aretha Franklin. . .Frank Sinatra...Biggie, Tupac, all of it. We have the widest selection of the best of the best, from Mongolian throat singing, to traditional Swahili music. . . please accept this. . .

*alien emperor takes the cube, inspecting it, his translator telling the astronaut to enjoy the alien drugs and women/men they have brought him as they will listen to this in private*

next day

astronaut: what did you think

*aliens, in unison, one by one after the emperor starts* this poo poo is BANANAS, B A N A N A S

*astronaut angrily slamming his fist into the wall* EVERY loving TIME.

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Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

*travelling into space for decades in hypersleep, arriving at the alien planet with Earth's music cube*

astronaut: this has all of our greatest music, from Bach, Mozart, Aretha Franklin. . .Frank Sinatra...Biggie, Tupac, all of it. We have the widest selection of the best of the best, from Mongolian throat singing, to traditional Swahili music. . . please accept this. . .

*alien emperor takes the cube, inspecting it, his translator telling the astronaut to enjoy the alien drugs and women/men they have brought him as they will listen to this in private*

next day

astronaut: what did you think

*aliens, in unison, one by one after the emperor starts* this poo poo is BANANAS, B A N A N A S

*astronaut angrily slamming his fist into the wall* EVERY loving TIME.

lol

alnilam posted:

they go to another planet and do the close encounters music communication thing but it's nickelback

They get through tree of the four notes, then pause, play the close encounters music, and everyone sighs a sign of relief. then they start playing another dance remix and everyone on earth goes "oh another of these aliens??"

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HAIKOOLIGAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buANILN6asw

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

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