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As a goon, oh god I’m so lonely
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It's hard work I don't suggest it unless you have a master's degree
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Oct 12, 2018 19:52
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It’s cool. I don’t tell them about posting here so I think that’s why some people stick around.
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Oct 12, 2018 19:53
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it sucks but occasionally you need organs to feast on and they generally are your best bet OP
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Oct 12, 2018 19:54
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Insufficient to fill the growing void inside. Unless you eat them maybe?
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Oct 12, 2018 19:54
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What do people do with their friends? Do you text them on a daily basis? Do you hang out every week? I'm pretty close to a few of my coworkers [/i]but we never text and almost never hang out outside work so it's hard to say if we're friends. Please advise.
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Oct 12, 2018 19:54
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You think its hard work and boring so you dont and then you want company and you just hate yourself. My house is clean right now so people can visit... but you spent the last 5 years stopping people visiting ever, pushing people away. And now you want to hang out at a bar after dropping out on everyone else forever because excuses... Is it good weather? are you having some seasonal bullshit? I Love Summer! Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Oct 12, 2018 |
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Oct 12, 2018 19:55
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Vegetable posted:What do people do with their friends? Do you text them on a daily basis? Do you hang out every week? I'm pretty close to a few of my coworkers [/i]but we never text and almost never hang out outside work so it's hard to say if we're friends. Please advise. I don’t know dude that’s why I made the thread why are you asking me anyways you know I have anxiety issues!!!
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Oct 12, 2018 19:55
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Vegetable posted:What do people do with their friends? Do you text them on a daily basis? Do you hang out every week? I'm pretty close to a few of my coworkers [/i]but we never text and almost never hang out outside work so it's hard to say if we're friends. Please advise. I usually hang out with friends a couple weekends a month, and yeah we text and call each other a lot. I’ve been friends with the same group of people since high school.
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Oct 12, 2018 19:57
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join a tabletop gaming group OP
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Oct 12, 2018 19:58
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If you are not still friends with people you've known since preschool, you are a failed person of the highest order. Way worse than being a 40 year old virgin. The alcoholic hobo you see on the street has friends and sex, now where did your life go so wrong hmm¿
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Oct 12, 2018 19:59
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Pitdragon posted:join a tabletop gaming group OP This is a pretty good idea. We have a board game bar here that has groups specifically to get sad loners friends.
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Oct 12, 2018 20:01
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Yeah having no friends can be easily fixed by playing D&D with a 300 lbs dude who smells like a sewer and still lives with his parents!
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Oct 12, 2018 20:03
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The only reason to have friends is to creep on their wives.
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Oct 12, 2018 20:03
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Pitdragon posted:join a tabletop gaming group OP This sounds worse than not having friends
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Oct 12, 2018 20:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah having no friends can be easily fixed by playing D&D with a 300 lbs dude who smells like a sewer and still lives with his parents! turn you are monitor on
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Oct 12, 2018 20:05
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Macasaurus posted:turn you are monitor on I can't, I'm on a phone!
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Oct 12, 2018 20:06
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Vegetable posted:What do people do with their friends? Do you text them on a daily basis? Do you hang out every week? I'm pretty close to a few of my coworkers [/i]but we never text and almost never hang out outside work so it's hard to say if we're friends. Please advise. all my friends have kids and i hate kids so I stay home apart from work and try and convince them to go to gigs with me (they dont) Then i go to a gigs alone.
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Oct 12, 2018 20:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Supp7iZ2ds8
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Oct 12, 2018 20:09
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Have you considered collecting cats and/or drinking? The cats will never abandon you because they got a kid and moved on with their lives, that's why you spay and neuter them.
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Oct 12, 2018 20:10
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Tolkien minority posted:This sounds worse than not having friends wow you sound like a real judgy rear end in a top hat no wonder you dont have friends!
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Oct 12, 2018 20:15
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Colonel Cancer posted:Have you considered collecting cats and/or drinking? The cats will never abandon you because they got a kid and moved on with their lives, that's why you spay and neuter them. I don't think they "moved on", they just have kids and more problems. I dig the rote progress of adult wife kids die. and some house mortgage pay off
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Oct 12, 2018 20:18
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Pitdragon posted:wow you sound like a real judgy rear end in a top hat no wonder you dont have friends! rude
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Oct 12, 2018 20:21
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Sounds like we all have some growing up to do!
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Oct 12, 2018 20:21
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Yeah, adulting man i just laugh at people who are not burdened for like 50% of their life so childish Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 12, 2018 |
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Oct 12, 2018 20:23
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You never know how to end a text conversation
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Oct 12, 2018 20:24
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You can watch the show FRIENDS and eventually you'll feel like the characters are your friends and this is somehow fine because it's a cool people show or something but when I tell people that the crew of uss enterprise are my friends they give me an indian burn and that's total bullshit
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Oct 12, 2018 20:25
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I leave work and go into town, perhaps ill whet my whistle...I'd call my friends but they cant do anything... they say I have a child and wife i cannot do anything have you seen new tv show No, I have been having a life, my tv is literally used to dry clothes on id ask about good things but they have no idea anymore we will both die of old age Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Oct 12, 2018 |
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Oct 12, 2018 20:27
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it's like getting free lewd body pillow covers and titty mouse-pads from japan, which actually happened as one of my friends went on a honeymoon and brought back gifts
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Oct 12, 2018 20:45
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Old men in a park What did you do in your time on this earth? I drank and ate and hosed and spent my time in the realm of excess knowing I was finite and never burdening another to live in this hell..yourself...? I enjoyed the birth of a child and the years after with them and my life partner.. Sounds loving gay man.
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Oct 12, 2018 20:45
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Robin Williams posted:Old men in a park I don’t do any of those things though
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Oct 12, 2018 20:49
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Hey buddy we just chilling tonight, you know, maybe get a fire goin, pop a couple cold ones. Welcome to stop by, like I said just hanging out with the fam haha.
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Oct 12, 2018 21:01
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i supposedly have some friends but how can i verify that they are ~*authentic*~ friends?
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Oct 12, 2018 21:44
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numberoneposter posted:i supposedly have some friends but how can i verify that they are ~*authentic*~ friends? Tie them to a chair and throw them into the river, if they float they are true friends
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Oct 12, 2018 21:52
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Hey buddy we just chilling tonight, you know, maybe get a fire goin, pop a couple cold ones. Welcome to stop by, like I said just hanging out with the fam haha. 90% of the lets hangout texts I get are this you hit too close to home
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Oct 12, 2018 21:53
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I want to inject meth and heroin and shoot a couple of politicians with you op
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Oct 12, 2018 22:59
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I'd be willing to watch my first ever anime.
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Oct 12, 2018 23:00
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Vegetable posted:What do people do with their friends? Do you text them on a daily basis? Do you hang out every week? I'm pretty close to a few of my coworkers [/i]but we never text and almost never hang out outside work so it's hard to say if we're friends. Please advise. Frieends are like people you can be yourself and open with and not abused. You can go anywhere and have fun, or make jokes, or just pass time in a way that makes life not extremely depressing. Or so I've read in my (((books))).
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Oct 12, 2018 23:05
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Friends are not worth it. They all run away. Usually right after you are finally close enough to show them your sex dungeon.
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Oct 12, 2018 23:07
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i like that posted:I want to inject meth and heroin and shoot a couple of politicians with you op I’d be down to do all the things but I don’t think I want to hurt people even bad people like politicians
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