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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Well folks, Christmas comes earlier every year. I'm putting this up now, because as we get closer to the end of the year I'll be doing more and more overtime so the sooner I can get things handled the better.
You all know the drill by now. You'll get a name, send them a nice present or dicks.
I've set up secretsatangip@outlook.com as a burner, so send me your deets.
This year, please specify if you want alcohol or weed based presents, your name/address, whether you're willing to ship overseas ($$$), and make a post in this thread with a christmas theme.
Maybe put in the thread as well your shirt size.
I'll close registrations towards the end of November, and I'll try to get the names out by end of November.
The last few years had some serious effort-presents, so let's try keep it going.

Oh, and Deathy? Those faces are still on the back of my door. Thanks, man.

EDIT: Please use a subject line of Secret Satan.


Just so it's been said, I don't anticipate cutting off registrations until mid to late november, and aiming to have the names out by the start of December.


Victims:
vincent van goatse
godholio
lingcodkilla
as nero danced
beanieson
Shame on an IGA
BigDave
Duzzy Funlop
Viva Mariya
Thetechnoloser
Naked Bear
Slim Pickens
Shim
Terrible Robot
Deathy McDeath
Soulex
Woof Blitzer
stinkypete
Mcnally
EBB
UP THE BUM NO BABY
FrozenVent
Nice and hot piss
M_Gargantua
Two Finger

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Nov 14, 2018

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
No Google Poll.

What is this 1999?

e; (Medium)

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Oct 15, 2018

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Definitely in this for another year.

Size medium shirt, Magnum condom for my monster dong... Alcohol is fine, no weed stuff tho.

Oh yeah christmas stuff!

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Oct 15, 2018

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I’ve never done a secret Santa but why not.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yeah why not. Large shirt, I like a little room. No booze, weed friendly.

I'm making my gift this year. :getin:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Oh oh oh May the jolly man in red bring us all socialism this year!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If Santa brings Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism for Christmas I'll believe in him again

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EBB posted:

If Santa brings Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism for Christmas I'll believe in him again

Santa needs your details to send you anything idiot

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm in this year. 420 friendly, size L shirt but open to jokes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Santa needs your details to send you anything idiot

yeah yeah

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

a GIS for santa stuff reminded me that john waters is still kicking and still amazing

HO HO HO



Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
My gift this year is going to be the bomb. A real blow out.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

What the Hell I am in. Sending email tomorrow to Mystery email! Will ship international $$$ Shirt size 2x fat man size.

HAIL SATAN!

or flying spaghetti monster

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
One of the females should post that whoever sends them lingerie will receive a racy photo of them wearing a strapon
Lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Sjs00 posted:

One of the females should post that whoever sends them lingerie will receive a racy photo of them wearing a strapon
Lol

just gonna make sure this doesn't disappear

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

just gonna make sure this doesn't disappear

Its a good idea lolol
I'd do it haha

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

Sjs00 posted:

Its a good idea lolol
I'd do it haha

If you want to see women in strapons please direct yourself to one of many websites that offer that kind of material.

I think we can count on one hand how many women we have here in gip. None of us want creepy lingerie from an internet weirdo.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I’m in. Medium shirt, no drugs please

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

Deathy McDeath posted:

I’m in. Medium shirt, no drugs please

What about lingerie and/or a strap on?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Please send all risqué photos to me instead of bothering lady gippers tia.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





In case this wasn't clear,

YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME YOUR DETAILS!!!!!!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

In case this wasn't clear,

YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME YOUR DETAILS!!!!!!

Can we email you the saucy strap on pictures too?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please send all risqué photos to me instead of bothering lady gippers tia.

:wink:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:love: Frank

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Almost forgot the yearly ritual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Also please include your usernames when emailing me your details

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Also please include your usernames when emailing me your details

Lol my b that’s what I get for having a million tabs open

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Woof Blitzer posted:

Lol my b that’s what I get for having a million tabs open

oh so that was you just now? ok updating

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I didn’t include my username but you already knew my dox name so FIGURE IT OUT

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sarah posted:

What about lingerie and/or a strap on?

Please see my elephant thong pic from 2015

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

420 friendly. XL shirt, perfectly fine with you sending appropriate stuff for my kids instead of me.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Oh hum I guess anything with a drawing of a pot leaf on it is illegal where I live now.

Weed itself is ok... I think? But don’t send me weed. Just in case.

Today has been very confusing.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Hi everyone, I'll be tossing my hat in this year as well.

I think I hang out with y'all more than my AI peeps at this point anyway lol.

My shirt size is L, I am weed friendly, otherwise any car/plane poo poo is cool too.

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 21, 2018

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Terrible Robot posted:

Hi everyone, I'll be tossing my hat in this year as well.

I think I hang out with y'all more than my AI peeps at this point anyway lol.

My shirt size is L, I am weed friendly, otherwise any car poo poo is cool too.

Whoever gets you should get this :nms: (I hope I'm doing this right) :nms: commissioned

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I’m in. Booze or weed would be great, I’ve gotten (and given) some awful gifts but this year I’m gonna just make a box of stuff from my city. Or a fetal pig. Who knows!

XXL for Shirts because anti psychotic meds are making me fat as gently caress.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Shim are you ok with international shipping or no?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Shim are you ok with international shipping or no?

I’m kinda broke as we remodel our house, so I gotta unfortunately pass on international shipping. I’d rather have someone CONUS so I can send a larger package.

Also did you know you can order live crickets and cockroaches on the internet?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm fine with booze, weed isn't legal to ship I don't think, Size large shirt to be on the safe side(:smith:). Gotta start searching the dregs of aliexpress to find a good gift this year.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I have a hunch that you guys are gonna need this:

https://www.cafepress.com/dd/113361411

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:getin:

Booze yes, weed no, shirts medium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to24HpTmtho

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