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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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I have a hunch that you guys are gonna need this:

https://www.cafepress.com/dd/113361411

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

you could have done it smart guy

It's your thread dude

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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It's gonna be a very Merry Christmas* for someone! Packages away!

*or not

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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I got a used copy of Captain America Civil War that I didn't order in the mail today. It appears to have been stolen from a rental place?

Is... is this part of Secret Santa or...?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

merry christmas buddy, knew you love the civil war so i thought it was the perfect gift :)

Thank you for buying me a copy of a movie I already own. <3

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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This Blu Ray was apparently stolen from a rental place or something.



I'm not taking the heat for this, TwoFing! If I go down, you're going down with me!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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A package arrived in the mail today.



I'm not sure who sent it, however, and it refused to tell me. So I had to use enhanced interrogation techniques.



Ultimately I decided to just open the box.



It appears to be a bag of dirt.



Oh. Well... poo poo.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

unfortunately it looks like i can't actually get one of the items that i wanted for my secret satan, so i'll send out the rest today. mcnally, that means you are waiting on three (3) packages

Do I want to know what it was?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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Not GIP Secret Santa, but kind of related, I entered into the Imgur Secret Santa and... well...

I got McNally'd.

https://imgur.com/gallery/0GKOD0J

Santa spent a Lincoln on this Lincoln.

And got change back.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Finally got home to my folks to pick up my gift, and while the coloring book is already pretty drat funny, I died laughing at the gun safety book.

Showed it to my old man, and - being the good German he is - he overanalyzed the title and said "teaching gun safety for the sake of keeping your cat safe really seems to be missing the point, culturally speaking"

Thanks, Satan!



Read the goddamned notes

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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My main present from Secret Crime Santa arrived! It's a Christmas miracle!



Apparently it very nearly didn't, though. Well done, USPS. Let's open it up and see what's inside.



It's...

it's glorious

No poo poo, I laughed my rear end off. Thanks, TwoFing!

McNally fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Dec 24, 2018

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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A Slavic Crime Package arrived from New Zealand today!



Way to spell my last name wrong, dude. Also I'm not a LCpl.



Classy.

Let's open up the box and see what's inside.





quote:

Dearest McNally,
My heart yearns for your tragically as I lie wounded at Harper's (sic) Ferry following the hopeless defeat of John Brown's Freedom Brigade.

It is my hope you will enlist with General Sherman's Fried Southern Chicken Battalion and avenge me.

I attach these keepsakes, to remember me by.

One official Slavic Crime Yacht shirt.
One GIP-themed calendar (I had it made before I drew the names)
One list of Harper's (sic) Ferry Good Dogs
One Kiwi book (the one Hunt for the Wilderpeople was based on)
One holiday themed carry bag
Contents of same:
Beers, shandies, ginger beer, and a white noise (much like your posting) drink
NZ style chips
Dog treats made with real kiwi's (sic)
A charming Christmas story personalized for you
A jar of Marmite. Use it with the salt and vinegar chips to make delicious sandwiches

They are coming for me now.

Never forget me

Sergeant Michael Douglas Frederick, Third Battalion



(it really won't)




Let's start with the t-shirt!



Is this the famed Slavic Crime Yacht?

Digging further...



Oh. Oh dear. It looks like one of the bags of chips busted open because that tends to happen when you put bags of chips in with cans of beer without any cushioning.


This is the bag all the snacks and stuff were in!


These are the drinks that were in the bag!


These are the snacks that were in the bag! (minus the exploded one, thankfully that was the bag of plain chips)


This was the inside of the bag after I took everything else out!


I also got a very judgemental calendar.


And this charming looking Christmas book!


And also this book!

Coincidentally, a second box arrived for me today.


Containing this stuff.

The pink thing is a universal phone stand



But what's in the jar?


10 GRAMS OF LITHIUM :black101:

Video of me throwing this into the water coming soon.

Thanks, Santa Crime Yacht!

(don't pack potato chips in with cans of beer for international shipping anymore)

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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Why do you resent it?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Because it’s better hung than me.

Something something David Carradine

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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BigDave posted:




WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

This is an unauthorized knockoff McNally shirt.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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Sarah posted:

You got McNally’d out of your own T-shirt design lmbo

I just want to fill the void that used to be my soul with muskets. Why is that too much to ask?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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Melthir posted:

It's a pretty big void, the military does that. May I suggest a cannon.

Cannon's gonna be $20 grand. I've looked into it.

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

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Melthir posted:

Used metal lathes aren't

I mean, isn't it all moot when you consider that nobody is buying official McNally shirts?

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