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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I’m in. Medium shirt, no drugs please

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sarah posted:

What about lingerie and/or a strap on?

Please see my elephant thong pic from 2015

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
To my Santa: prepare to die

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Deathy McDeath posted:

To my Santa: prepare to die

I'm sorry for threatening death to my santa. I should clarify: my gift will very likely involve dicks. Just as it does every year (except last year)

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Make that five. Amazon is dangerous when I'm bored

Look at this tryhard over here

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

shame on an IGA posted:

Secret Santa throwback edition: Had a girl over at my flood-damaged everything-is-still-shuffled-around-I-don't-remember-where-anything-is house last night and had to try to explain Deathy McDeath's glow in the dark Swasticock plaque

AHAHAHAHA that’s amazing

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

gently caress YOU PIG

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

okay fine



WELL LOOK WHAT IT IS

a gift from our friend Woof Blitzer



wait.....I'm not an inmate. am I?



Oh hey! That's so nice!



oh



I don't think the chain of custody is well-established here



Oh boy! Look at all of these neat things I can use for...uh....defecting? idk I don't have anything to do with Russia. But wait, what's this?



oh no



GODDAMNIT WOOF I'M NOT PUTTING THIS IN MY COMPUTER



I'M NOT DOING IT!! (also I don't have an SD card reader)

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Woof Blitzer posted:

Наслаждайся подарком. Или нет. :nsa:

я отказываюсь!!!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Woof Blitzer posted:

But seriously though, definitely don't inhale, eat, or touch the... item. It would be extremely bad.

okay but how am I supposed to look at stuff on these flash drives???

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Woof Blitzer posted:

Plug them in dummy. There's nothing malicious this year.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I'm very sorry to my santee. I've been stupid busy these past months and I'm going on Vacation starting Thursday. Your gift will be coming sometime after New Years probably :((((

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I'm not gonna be able to do my SS gift this year. Reporting myself for failure.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

EBB posted:

Well I don't like the lego part but I would for real like to hear Deathy record himself singing that. Looks like I have a chance to do my first :siren:MOD CHALLENGE:siren:

Deathy, you have until the 7th to record and post your lovely bass voice singing the song or face a ban.

oh my

is the lego thing a part of it??

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

thetechnoloser posted:

Still haven't received anything yet!

You were (are) my santee 🥺

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

EBB posted:

Tick tock, Deathy.

OH gently caress I THOUGHT THAT WAS MONDAY

Can I have until COB?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

EBB posted:

...it is? I'm just reminding you.

Oh right. It's past midnight here

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

EBB posted:

Well I don't like the lego part but I would for real like to hear Deathy record himself singing that. Looks like I have a chance to do my first :siren:MOD CHALLENGE:siren:

Deathy, you have until the 7th to record and post your lovely bass voice singing the song or face a ban.

WITH 12 MINUTES TO SPARE

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sjAtclc4mN

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jan 7, 2019

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

BigDave posted:

Have you considered putting out a Michael Buble-esque Christmas album?

I would if I could actually sing

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
gently caress christmas QTIYD

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