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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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i will email you in a bit
Edit: done
Edit2: i am a medium, alcohol is OK
Non-edit3: Please pet my dog

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Nov 14, 2018

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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it looks like i might give coast guard paraphernalia to my guy

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Laranzu posted:

Is there a model of that cutter class that you can break in half at the keel like in real life?

The titanic wasn't a cutter.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Imma keep it simple this year

Deathy McDeath posted:

To my Santa: prepare to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XQAbytJrVc

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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beanieson posted:

Man somebody glitter bombed me for GiP Secret Santa a few years ago and Mrs Bean opened it right on our new couch. P sure the letter said SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK too. Hail Santa 🎅🏾

I hope this year they send you a fake Brexit ballot.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Went to send my package, and the postal service employee pointed out that two items on my customs declaration were on the list of prohibited items. I was pissed because I had read it beforehand, and didn't account for products that involve items on the list in their production being prohibited as well and now I'm pissed as hell

Postal employee: Do you have any liquids or prohibited items on the package?
Me knowing fully well i have alcohol and othe prohobited items: No.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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i have sent a special gift for a special person.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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LingcodKilla posted:

Something came in the mail!





I’m going to frame this and stick it in my jack shack.



Personalized tool!



I’m actually gonna wear this.

A lot.

Thanks el mags! Hope to visit you and doggo next summer!

gently caress YEAH MY DUDE

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Syrian Lannister posted:

loving amazing

i was p. proud of my lovely woodburning but thats a whole nother level.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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To my secret satan:

Im going to be traveling in a couple of days, so fyi

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

What is this bullshit



Are they gonna attempt to redeliver this thing, or how does soviet America work?

If it's me then I will be there tomorrow or something

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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AN OFFERING HAS PROSTRATED ITSELF AT MY DOORSTEP


MY DEAREST JUNIPER SEEMED NOT INTERESTED IN THE PUNY BOX


A ROPE HOW INTERESTING


SHE IS INTERESTED IN DESTROYING THE ROPE, BUT FIRST SHE MUST DRESS.


WHILE HER COAT IS WARM AND SOFT (so soft you guys) THIS COAT WILL HELP HER STAY DRY IN THIS WET OREGON WINTER.

Thanks BigDave!

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