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Mega Millions is around $650 million. The 4th largest jackpot in US history. If no one wins on Tuesday it's going to go way up with all the office pools and the like. So, after you waste your $2, what are you going to do with the $$$ you aren't going to win? Me: I'm going to buy a sponge factory and use it to drain the Atlantic ocean. e: Also, powerball is around $350 million right now. Good for top 30 all time. Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Oct 15, 2018 |
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How do I pick random lotto numbers
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Oct 15, 2018 17:00
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Kazak posted:How do I pick random lotto numbers Get a lotto sheet Shove paint in your rear end Fart the paint onto the sheet
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Oct 15, 2018 17:05
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I’m going to buy millions worth of black charcoal and transport it to the South Pole and try and ensure sunlight is absorbed and accelerate global warming/human extinction. Plus I’ll likely get a house with a pool, a GMC Sierra Denali and a Lamborghini
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Oct 15, 2018 17:07
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My state had a special fund for education setup when they first legalized this, then a few years ago they just said nah and put the revenue into the general (slush) fund, so there is no way to tell if they spend it on the original intent.
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Oct 15, 2018 17:19
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Invest it and chase as many hobbies as I have time for.
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Oct 15, 2018 17:29
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Wait for all the people I know to come asking for my a piece of my new fortune. Any day now...
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Oct 15, 2018 17:31
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Feeling good about 12
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Oct 15, 2018 17:32
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Konar posted:Wait for all the people I know to come asking for my a piece of my new fortune. Any day now... Also disappear off the face of the earth so this doesn’t happen.
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Oct 15, 2018 17:32
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Not tell anyone anything, just disappear with my money leaving everything else behind. Buy a house on a Caribbean island right on the beach, spend my life there.
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Oct 15, 2018 17:38
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ensure I've got enough money to live more than comfortably forever, set aside large sums to improve the lives of my friends and family (I think a pre-existing list of who I'm willing to give to and flat amounts I'm willing to gift them would cut down on the number of dubious offers to invest in someone's hot new restaurant), and then make a decision about how to use the remainder to effect social change - it'd be fun to bankroll socialists to primary the hell out of awful Democrats, but I really think the money might be better spent on a housing first approach to homelessness within my state
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Oct 15, 2018 17:41
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Pay someone to go claim the winnings so they have to get all the publicity. Become even more of a hermit than I am today. Wife and I never work a day in our lives again. Maybe become a Soros-like boogeyman for insane people and pay protestors to do stuff, I dunno.
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Oct 15, 2018 17:42
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Check it out dude, TWO chicks, at ONE time! 
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Oct 15, 2018 17:45
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Invest it all in gum
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Oct 15, 2018 17:59
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Poor tax for idiot retardz etc etc.
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Oct 15, 2018 18:14
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Campaign for full drug decriminalization and the legalization of prostitution.
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Start manufacturing and green businesses that employ locals at good wages and help the poor and lobby government and maybe run for office to try to fix things and bring back the unions and recreate the middle class and get assassinated by the CIA.
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Oct 15, 2018 18:22
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Kuato posted:I’ll likely get a house with a pool Wild  Seriously though, wasn't this attainable for the middle class like 15, 20 years ago? I think it was. It would be amazing to have something like this. i like that fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Oct 15, 2018 |
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i like that posted:Wild I'll tell you what it is. It's a money pit and a pain in the rear end. Had ours ripped out after 3 years
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Oct 15, 2018 18:39
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Big Beef City posted:I'll tell you what it is. My wife and kids have begged for an infinity pool in our backyard (the layout is perfect). I've staunchly opposed it for this reason, I can't imagine paying 40-50k on something that the next homeowner doesn't want to take care of and lowers my houses value on the market in general.
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Burt Sexual posted:My wife and kids have begged for an infinity pool in our backyard (the layout is perfect). I've staunchly opposed it for this reason, I can't imagine paying 40-50k on something that the next homeowner doesn't want to take care of and lowers my houses value on the market in general. We never wanted it, but really loved the house. After the first summer I ran the numbers and went "you gotta be making GBS threads me" Kept it another two for no drat reason and finally got it ripped out. Ours was a big rear end semi above ground with a huge deck built around it. I swam in it twice.
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Big Beef City posted:We never wanted it, but really loved the house. Worse yet, we live on a lake. lol
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Burt Sexual posted:My wife and kids have begged for an infinity pool in our backyard (the layout is perfect). I've staunchly opposed it for this reason, I can't imagine paying 40-50k on something that the next homeowner doesn't want to take care of and lowers my houses value on the market in general. Your wife and kids being super happy > your property value being 5% lower in theory like 20 years from now whenever you sell it. And aren't property taxes based on home value, looks like you'll be paying less $ than your neighbours (which you could use for more pool toys and other fun stuff!) Do it you goon.
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I'd probably quit my job and tell my boss he's a fucktit. Then I'd go totally loving insane from all the money, try my luck in rich people stuff like starting a business selling ivory buttplugs or something. Two years later all the money is gone and I'm back asking for my job back, but the boss won't hire me because he's a fucktit.
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Burt Sexual posted:
Yeah I agree. That's why I also never drive my car, so the next owner can buy it in perfect condition. You idiot.
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the next homeowner doesn't want to take care of and lowers my houses value on the market in general.
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Lot of people jealous they can't have a pool itt
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Oct 15, 2018 19:06
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They should give $1 million to 650 people instead. Or hell why not $650 each to a million people.
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Burt Sexual posted:Worse yet, we live on a lake. lol Guillotine
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shut up blegum posted:Yeah I agree. That's why I also never drive my car, so the next owner can buy it in perfect condition. I'll tell you what I tell them, go jump in a lake! 
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Oct 15, 2018 19:17
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i like that posted:Wild You'll wake up to bugs and snakes and frogs in your pool with a setup like that. Probably sharks too
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Oct 15, 2018 19:21
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Now I don’t want a pool. Thanks goons!
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:You'll wake up to bugs and snakes and frogs in your pool with a setup like that. Probably sharks too It's true a shark got into mine I saw it and it winked at me and I had to call a guy with a van to come get it and I stayed in the house because I was scared the shark would find me
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I'd buy some ad time for the super bowl that gets teased as some big awesome reveal but instead it's just a minute straight of goatse, the rest of my money will be used to pay off the fines and lawsuits
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Oct 15, 2018 19:47
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Two burgers and a coke
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Co CAINE!
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Oct 15, 2018 19:51
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What if, and hear me out here, we just eat the rich instead.
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COMRADES posted:What if, and hear me out here, we just eat the rich instead. Same but the poor also. Just eat everyone.
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Oct 15, 2018 20:21
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gonna pay a pr company to make viral ads touting the health benefits of eating rear end
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Oct 15, 2018 20:36
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drat, I have a mega millions ticket from last Friday that I hadn't checked yet. I was kinda banking on it being the winning ticket when I emptied out my savings account to buy drugs
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Big Beef City posted:I'll tell you what it is. Pools are like boats. Don't own a pool, have a friend who owns a pool.
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