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Icochet posted:Buy the rights to Doctor Who. FTFY
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Nah, that's the plan for all things Star Trek.
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Oct 23, 2018 15:58
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Elaborate Vietnam war reenactment using the entire state of Mississippi and live munitions.
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Oct 23, 2018 16:25
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Guys if nobody wins today, how much will they be worth Saturday?
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Oct 23, 2018 18:03
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UltraRed posted:Guys if nobody wins today, how much will they be worth Saturday? Probably negative money because I wouldn't be surprised to find they are using 32-bit int in their software.
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Oct 23, 2018 18:10
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hollowed out volcano lair.
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UltraRed posted:Guys if nobody wins today, how much will they be worth Saturday? Don't bother asking, I won
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Oct 23, 2018 20:41
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DrPossum posted:Statistics are part of my job and I buy one every now and then. I'll never understand the look of confusion some pretentious dicks give when they hear this and they're like "but you know the odds". If you can't get $2 (like a candy bar's) worth of enjoyment thinking about what you'd do with the money then just smdh Yeah i have to admit having insane fever dreams about the crazed shenanigans I'd get up to with a billion freaking dollars is fun. Like your drat right I'd ear mark a hundred billion to just blow on stupid impulsive bullshit.
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Oct 23, 2018 20:54
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binge crotching posted:I'm guessing that even after he loses his $3200 he still won't realize that the lottery is supposed to be a fun diversion, not an investment strategy. Seriously. For like a fifth of what it could cost to see a movie I can spend a couple days pretending I’m about to be a billionaire. Money well spent imo, especially the one time I got real lucky and won my $2 back.
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Jay_Zombie posted:hollowed out volcano lair. ooooo yeah, bond villain style
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Yeah i have to admit having insane fever dreams about the crazed shenanigans I'd get up to with a billion freaking dollars is fun. Like your drat right I'd ear mark a hundred billion to just blow on stupid impulsive bullshit. Oh yeah, the dreaming is what makes it fun. I want to go to Antarctica, which probably won't happen without a large cash influx like the lottery.
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Oct 23, 2018 22:38
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I'm collecting money for the Goon Lottery pool. But of course, if I have the winning ticket purchased by myself, there's no way I'm coming back to share the prize. gently caress yall.
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Oct 23, 2018 22:43
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm collecting money for the Goon Lottery pool. But of course, if I have the winning ticket purchased by myself, there's no way I'm coming back to share the prize. gently caress yall. Ok that's fine
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Oct 23, 2018 22:46
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm collecting money for the Goon Lottery pool. But of course, if I have the winning ticket purchased by myself, there's no way I'm coming back to share the prize. gently caress yall. Worth it
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Oct 23, 2018 22:48
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My boss bought me a lottery ticket but I don't know how it works. Do I have to get all the numbers to win something? If I just get one do I get $10 or something?
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Oct 23, 2018 22:58
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Cantaloupe posted:My boss bought me a lottery ticket but I don't know how it works. Do I have to get all the numbers to win something? If I just get one do I get $10 or something? The more numbers you get the more money you win.
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Oct 23, 2018 23:00
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Cantaloupe posted:My boss bought me a lottery ticket but I don't know how it works. Do I have to get all the numbers to win something? If I just get one do I get $10 or something? let me google that for you
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Oct 23, 2018 23:22
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binge crotching posted:Probably negative money because I wouldn't be surprised to find they are using 32-bit int in their software. Maybe it's unsigned. 
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Cantaloupe posted:My boss bought me a lottery ticket but I don't know how it works. Do I have to get all the numbers to win something? If I just get one do I get $10 or something? It has it on the ticket, but from the site, it's this. The yellow is the "mega" number match 
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Oct 23, 2018 23:47
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Someone in South Carolina won. That rules out goons because you have to be able to read in order to post.
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Oct 24, 2018 13:49
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Have a friend who got 5 of 6 numbers. 4/5 + the other #. Only won $9k. That's nuts. He sounded sick after finding out.
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Oct 24, 2018 16:11
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Waltzing Along posted:Have a friend who got 5 of 6 numbers. 4/5 + the other #. Only won $9k. Yeah, the odds on American lottos are absolute balls. It's seriously part of the reason I quit working in convenience stores. I got sick of having to sell scratchies to people who obviously could use the money they were spending but were desperately trying to get a big win so their lives would quit being horrible. The odds have to be publicly posted but it was generally on the internet or in tiny print on the side of the machines or whatever. Even if they bothered looking for the odds these people were generally innumerate and didn't understand them anyway.
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Oct 24, 2018 16:15
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I am way more upset about losing than I should be. Winner being from SC fills me with a murderous rage
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Oct 24, 2018 16:30
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Waltzing Along posted:SC can claim privately? For the winners sake I hope so. If I won I wouldn't want anyone to know. I don't like people as it is, and having a bunch of attention and people asking me for poo poo all the time would be a living nightmare.
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Oct 24, 2018 16:32
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Waltzing Along posted:SC can claim privately? Youll find out who they were when the local college gets a billion dollar football endowment
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Oct 24, 2018 16:34
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Yeah, the odds on American lottos are absolute balls. It's seriously part of the reason I quit working in convenience stores. I got sick of having to sell scratchies to people who obviously could use the money they were spending but were desperately trying to get a big win so their lives would quit being horrible. The odds have to be publicly posted but it was generally on the internet or in tiny print on the side of the machines or whatever. Even if they bothered looking for the odds these people were generally innumerate and didn't understand them anyway. Yes, the individual should definitely have better invested those 20 bucks in a no load low fee mutual fund and had $160 bucks in 40 years.
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Oct 24, 2018 16:55
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Waltzing Along posted:Have a friend who got 5 of 6 numbers. 4/5 + the other #. Only won $9k. People talk about how the lottery is great fun cause 2$ buys you a lot of happy fantasies but I think this is the real story. This dude is SAD because he won $9k. The lottery is a misery machine imho
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friendly 2 da void posted:People talk about how the lottery is great fun cause 2$ buys you a lot of happy fantasies but I think this is the real story. I would be sick too if I was 1 number off winning $1.6B. Probably would be thinking about that one number for the rest of my life!
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Oct 24, 2018 18:20
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i bet the number was 69
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Oct 24, 2018 18:24
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Waltzing Along posted:Have a friend who got 5 of 6 numbers. 4/5 + the other #. Only won $9k. Goddamn that sucks. 10k is better than nothing, but I'd be devastated to get that close.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:15
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LoL 8K would be such a massive windfall and huge boon in my life and solve so many small problems immediately what a bitch baby
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Oct 24, 2018 19:28
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Waltzing Along posted:SC can claim privately? If you're not retarded, then you'll form some kind of trust and have the representative claim the winnings without ever having your name published anywhere.
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:If you're not retarded, then you'll form some kind of trust and have the representative claim the winnings without ever having your name published anywhere. I'm no expert but I think some areas require you to show up in person. You can hide yourself, I guess with a mask, but you have to be there in front of the cameras.
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Oct 24, 2018 20:32
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P. Depressed I didn't win the lottery tbh.
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Oct 25, 2018 11:48
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Mozi posted:i bet the number was 69 nice
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Oct 25, 2018 12:00
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Mozi posted:i bet the number was 69 69 is also the sex number
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Oct 25, 2018 12:22
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 now that's what i call hitting the jackpot!
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I’m curious if it would be possible to pay someone to claim the winnings for you. Honestly, with a jackpot that big, I’d be cool with giving some dude 50 million to deal with the cameras and attention so I don’t have to go into hiding. I’d guess that I’d need to do up a contract with a lawyer beforehand to make sure the guy didn’t run off with all the money or something like that.
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HAM ON THE BONE posted:I’m curious if it would be possible to pay someone to claim the winnings for you. Honestly, with a jackpot that big, I’d be cool with giving some dude 50 million to deal with the cameras and attention so I don’t have to go into hiding. I’d guess that I’d need to do up a contract with a lawyer beforehand to make sure the guy didn’t run off with all the money or something like that. Thats what a trust is. It wont cost you even close to 50 million to do.
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