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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

gently caress im badly spooked rn

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You must transcend the needs of material wants and bring your conscienceness to a higher mental plane.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Skylark posted:

I dont' get why it's sexist for me to want it... You dont have to want it. I like presents though.

You're right, it's not sexist for you to want it. However, reread your first post.

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Bogus Adventure posted:

You're right, it's not sexist for you to want it. However, reread your first post.

Oh yeah I guess I did generalize and assume that everybody would like to receive candy, gift cards, and other presents.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
It's funny how this thread is a stealth ad for my employer :laugh:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

It's funny how this thread is a stealth ad for my employer :laugh:

Skylark?

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Every year my gf gives me candy and says pass these out to the kids and then i turn off the porch light and eat their candy haha

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

DogonCrook posted:

Every year my gf gives me candy and says pass these out to the kids and then i turn off the porch light and eat their candy haha

I'd be careful who you say this to.

Edit:

OB-GYN Kenobi fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Oct 17, 2018

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
A spooky basket is called a casket. Think about it.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Gaunab posted:

A spooky basket is called a casket. Think about it.

Actually, modern funeral homes call them spooskets, now

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

I would carve a pumpkin into a basket, and fill it with:
-expensive chocolates
-a ghoul in a jar
-Halloween themed starbucks giftcards (but I stole all those, so they won't work if she ever tries to use them)
-ibuprofen
-a jar of apple wine
-a spooky towel, because I didn't let the pumpkin dry long enough

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
My ideal gift basket would consist of:

- The basket from Basketcase
- 1 gallon of green Gak, without container
- 8 identical copies of the film Housu

And I guess one of those Reese's pumpkins can be wedged somewhere in there, too

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I like the one in the op that's just bags of chips, candy, and a ring. Dude's fishing for a prize winning catch for sure.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
also the one that's a picture of a couple painting pumpkins where their paintjob is less far along than the 5th in the frame speaks to me.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


ChickenHeart posted:

My ideal gift basket would consist of:

- The basket from Basketcase
- 1 gallon of green Gak, without container
- 8 identical copies of the film Housu

And I guess one of those Reese's pumpkins can be wedged somewhere in there, too

Does the basket case basket come with belial

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
I want a spooky blanket.

Baskets are for losers who want to throw out plastic wrap and tiny fake jack o lanterns

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Skylark posted:

Oh yeah I guess I did generalize and assume that everybody would like to receive candy, gift cards, and other presents.

Candy is gross unless you're 12 and younger or have poo poo taste buds.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Tolkien minority posted:

Does the basket case basket come with belial

Depends. Will the gak make him more or less ornery?

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

It's funny how this thread is a stealth ad for my employer :laugh:

The dark lord himself?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Broken condom

Positive pregnancy test

Coat hanger

Candy corn

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

bubblebee posted:

Candy is gross unless you're 12 and younger or have poo poo taste buds.

someones never had foie gras kitkats

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I actually designed the knit on some novelty Halloween lingerie ama

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I actually designed the knit on some novelty Halloween lingerie ama

Ok.
How'd you find yourself in a position to do something like that

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Big Beef City posted:

Ok.
How'd you find yourself in a position to do something like that

Degree at FIT and then 3 years in unpaid internships

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Skylark posted:

This is the coolest idea... It would be so sweet for a guy to give a bucket like this with all these fun products in it. Any guy who gives their girl a spooky basket automatically wins Halloween this year 👌 I hope I get a spooky basket from my bf.

https://twitter.com/SpookyBasket/status/1050908183697510401?s=20
https://twitter.com/SpookyBasket/status/1050910761504014336
https://twitter.com/SpookyBasket/status/1050913579266916353
https://twitter.com/SpookyBasket/status/1050916869325160448

Thank you for the gift ideas. I've always been a bad gift giver.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I do not think I am enough of a bimbo (mimbo) to receive such a basket.

Though I would like to be proven wrong.

Wink wink.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I just got her a basket to put under the front of the guillotine.



Kinda wish she'd get it out of the living room, though.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
ripped open Skinny Puppy cassettes instead of green plastic grass

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm here for the BooBs

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I loving hate thoughtful gifts, and no, it is NOT the thought that counts, do not show me any affection, I post in GBS.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

I really like those cat things. Would definitely get one in pillow form

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



just lol if youre a guy and youre dumb enough to buy a girl thong underwear

no girl has ever wanted to receive thong underwear from a guy no matter how much they like each other

it’s creepy as gently caress

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

just lol if youre a guy and youre dumb enough to buy a girl thong underwear

no girl has ever wanted to receive thong underwear from a guy no matter how much they like each other

it’s creepy as gently caress

its a cover

nobody is going to admit they bought themselves a thong

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
-Haunted dildo

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

:nws:https://bad-dragon.com/sales/halloween2018:nws:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




How many of these do you own TFAB?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Do not want to see the meat one...

:barf:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

hard lol at the cum white one called 'spooky seconds'

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Meat

no, no, no

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

MEAT

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