Luvcow posted:

you are a wise and noble ik

Hogge Wild posted:

Dick Bastardly posted:

i like doritos and i like spanish things, i have high hopes (i'm smoking the weed and hoping)

i believe in you spanish cheese chips

slowm posted:

I wish my name was la dorita.

twoday posted:

Twoday, in the name of their High Mightinesses the Lord Mods of the Forums of the Something Awful comedy website, and his illustrious Highness the Lord Lowtax, etc. bids salutations to all those who will see this or hear it read to them. Let it be known that the forums poster El Dorito, according to the posted notice of the 16th of this October, made by the widely renowned mod Alnilam on that date, for sufficient reasons more broadly expressed in that same post, has been stripped of their status as a regular poster. As compensation for this, the very same El Dorito, in accordance with a recently executed impartial evaluation, has furthermore been promoted to the prestigious status of IK, which has been bestowed and granted to the aforementioned El Dorito in accordance with that aforementioned recently executed evaluation, with the Express Condition and requirement that the aforementioned El Dorito (or whosoever is empowered to act on their behalf) shall recognize as their rightful ruler their honorable Mightinesses the Lord Mods of BYOB, acting in their honorable positions under the sovereignty of his illustrious Highness the Lord Lowtax, and to obey their authority here as all good posters are obliged to do, and furthermore to subject themselves to all rules and posting requirements such as are required of all posters towards the use and opportunity of this subforum, applicable as necessary to the aforementioned El Dorito, or whosoever hereafter should take possession of the aforementioned IKship. In certification of the truth of this, signed hereafter in the BYOB subforum on the 9th of November, 2018;

(:Signed:)
Twoday