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Tell me on our first date why dark souls 2 was bad Argue with me about Peterson (apparently no one understands the plight of the white man better) EDIT: I am neither white, nor have I ever played dark souls
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They are called souls of color now, op
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Oct 17, 2018 06:27
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Vim Fuego posted:They are called souls of color now, op Sorry I don't know video games
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Since dark souls 2 is great I'm glad they are an "ex" Good riddance to bad gamers. Imo.
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Bombadilillo posted:Since dark souls 2 is great I'm glad they are an "ex" sir pls listen to why fallout 2 is bad even though you might have had fun which is the whole point of games
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Oct 17, 2018 06:33
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my ex shaved her hair and gave it to me in a bag the sex was mind-boggling
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:my ex shaved her hair and gave it to me in a bag What all of it?
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:my ex shaved her hair and gave it to me in a bag Haha crazy women are good at sex
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Oct 17, 2018 06:48
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leave me for a dude who talked to himself and believed that he was god and told her that he would send all of her family to hell if she didn’t have sex with him every day her dumb rear end believed him
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Oct 17, 2018 06:52
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chinese hair cave posted:leave me for a dude who talked to himself and believed that he was god and told her that he would send all of her family to hell if she didn’t have sex with him every day Did they get married
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Oct 17, 2018 06:53
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Tried really hard to convince me that she could psychically communicate with plants, one time
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skeletons! posted:Tried really hard to convince me that she could psychically communicate with plants, one time How does someone do this
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Cosmik Slop posted:Haha crazy women are good at sex 
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Oct 17, 2018 06:57
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kept calling me pocahontas and said he'd give $1M to my charity of choice if I could prove I was part native american, well I happened to have 21andme pulled up on my phone but when I showed it to him he shouted FAKE NEWS and fled the restaurant
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Oct 17, 2018 07:10
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Dated me.
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Oct 17, 2018 07:15
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Cosmik Slop posted:Haha crazy women are good at sex Confirmed. My one ex in high school was raised in a really religious family, and her father was a pastor in some Presbyterian church. Her father died of cancer and she went through some stuff, and decided that life was too short to wait for marriage and our relationship became a lot more physical. We dated for most of our last year, and broke it off when we went to universities ~4000km apart. The next summer during break we hooked up again, and it was awesome. The summer after that we did the same, and her mother remarried another Presbyterian pastor with a son and a daughter (both around our age). The summer after that, she married her step brother.
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Oct 17, 2018 07:32
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Blistex posted:Confirmed. so the weird thing she did was bang you?
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QuarkJets posted:so the weird thing she did was bang you? Hey! My mom says I am handsome and really good at sex.
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Went from being an obnoxiously vocal atheist to believing in the Roman pantheon, seriously, after a flare up with atrial fibrillation. Now tells people it was a heart attack for sympathy points
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hosed my dad. I didn't even know my dad was gay
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Buddy, it would take a whole thread about weird poo poo my ex did before I could even get started
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all my exes are pretty normal i wouldn't describe any of them as particularly... oh god. it's me isnt it? i'm the weirdo. 
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Blistex posted:Hey! My mom says I am handsome and really good at sex. your mom says the same thing about me
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Oct 17, 2018 08:45
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Not much really. She had mild 'tism and ate a little too much.  I probably should have put more work into that relationship.
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Oct 17, 2018 08:55
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I was my ex-wife's second husband. She got pissed off at her first so she poo poo in a yogurt cup and drove for 2 hours to the town he lived in to mail it to him so the postmark made it seem like it was from someone local and not from the city we lived in.
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Became a nazi. And I ain't talking "oh she said a thing about Trump", I'm talking joined a borderline terrorist organization currently under investigation by the authorities.bubblebee posted:Argue with me about Peterson (apparently no one understands the plight of the white man better)
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Oct 17, 2018 09:12
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Cosmik Slop posted:Haha crazy women are good at sex I briefly dated a woman who recently started a teaching job, not for very long. She quit to do porn and got into invite-only group orgies after we broke it off. Some day I'm going to run into a porn clip from like 2005 and legitimately 'know that girl.'
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Oct 17, 2018 09:30
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Lied for like a year and never told me that she was with someone else before she ever met me. haha so weird
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lived in texas
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Oct 17, 2018 09:33
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Backed out of the room on all fours with an erection going “meow meow meow”
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chinese hair cave posted:leave me for a dude who talked to himself and believed that he was god and told her that he would send all of her family to hell if she didn’t have sex with him every day To be fair if the dude can say poo poo like that and people will believe it, maybe he has started to believe he IS God
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Oct 17, 2018 09:45
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She once tried to make tomato soup by squirting a poo poo ton of ketchup into a bowl and pouring hot water on top (from the hot water tap because with the kettle it was too hot and you had to wait.) She also thought she was this incredible chef because her mum was a food tech teacher at a school (which is actually more of a food safety class kind of thing). I told her cooking skills weren’t hereditary and she told me that was just my opinion. When I dumped her she said “I knew I waited to long to make you marry me” lol.
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cnut posted:I was my ex-wife's second husband. She got pissed off at her first so she poo poo in a yogurt cup and drove for 2 hours to the town he lived in to mail it to him so the postmark made it seem like it was from someone local and not from the city we lived in. novice mistake. you drive two hours THEN poo poo in a cup. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Oct 17, 2018 |
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Chrs Gry posted:When I dumped her she said “I knew I waited to long to make you marry me” lol. drat, so what’s the marriage like now
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Ohhhhhhh, my bipolar ex, where to start There's the time she impulse bought tickets to Bora Bora There's the time she stole my ADD medicine cause she was basically a speed freak Then there's the time she wound up in jail for assaulting her baby daddy and then tried to hit up me and then my PARENTS for bail money That last one was the final straw to  contact completely but I really should have done that a year beforehand. Man younger me was really retarded
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Oct 17, 2018 11:21
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Tbf I'm still retarded but boy, was dating her an education in having boundaries
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I briefly dated a woman in college who was disabled but otherwise really cool and we were into the same bands and books and poo poo. she started putting off some weird vibes and the sex was bad so I bounced. I left with a bachelors and she stayed in for grad school, later heard from a classmate that she's since gone a little bit bonkers and now proclaims that she only dates black men. Her disability is that she was blind.
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Oct 17, 2018 11:35
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She was kind to everybody and didn't have a cynical bone in her body.
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I had an ex years back who was a pathological liar. I don't mean she was dishonest, or that she was cheating on me (although that's more than likely), I mean she literally could not tell the truth. She constructed an elaborate fake life and job (but had never actually worked full time anywhere, so was not great at the details of how the office of a major insurance firm actually worked), stole from me in the most transparent ways and talked a lot about meeting her biological mother (she wasn't adopted) and the meeting being like something out of Breakfast at Tiffany's. They were never small lies, either - for example I once asked her what she had got up to the previous evening and rather than for example telling me she went out when she actually stayed in, or went to see a movie when she was in the pub with friends, she constructed a long, rambling and clearly fabricated story about her dad doing DIY and becoming injured (or maybe having a heart attack, I forget exactly) and her not realising for so long and blah blah blah. She wasn't even smart about it. She'd hang out with our mutual friends while I wasn't there, then next time we were all together would tell me a story about what she did that night, in front of the people she was actually with. I've no idea why I stayed with her as long as I did (sex. It was the absolutely insane sex).
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