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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Note to players Entry formatting rules will be strictly applied. Entries should be formatted as per the below: DEN - Peyton Manning - Passing Yards MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards DET - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards BDN#: PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards (this is your BDN number) If I find a problem with any entries I'll reply with the entry quoted and what was wrong with it. Entries can be corrected either by editing the original post before any players in the entry start their game, or by replying with an updated entry. If you edit the entry in-place, reply to the thread to let me know. Any entries with invalid formatting that haven't been corrected before the first player listed starts their game will have all regular players replaced with Meat Starlord and the BDN# replaced with Sandwich Montoya, all with random team and yardage types. May the Levenshtein distance be ever in your favour... Notes to Grinders
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- von Metternich 989 1 33 0 33 Chichevache 977 2 32 0 32 Bjork Bjowlob 965 3 31 0 31 bobjr 961 4 30 0 30 seiferguy 954 5 29 0 29 korrandark 935 6 28 0 28 Mexican Radio 933 7 27 0 27 WaffleZombie 919 8 26 0 26 totally losing my mime 901 9 25 -5 20 No week 5 Grinder submission OxySnake 889 10 24 0 24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hockles 870 11 23 0 23 Play 857 12 22 10 32 Keeps Grudening The Puppy Bowl 829 13 21 0 21 Activated Ghost token Okibi 828 14 20 0 20 Arnold Layne 820 15 19 0 19 Grittybeard 796 16 18 0 18 Epi Lepi 746 17 17 0 17 Coolwhoami 730 18 16 10 26 Activated Ghost token, keeps Grudening Strobe 710 19 15 0 15 Activated Ghost token, failed Gruden (team lost) Evig Vandrar 680 20 14 0 14 Elephanthead 543 21 13 0 13 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 425 22 12 0 12 Sexual Lorax 245 23 11 5 16 Grinder of the week DariusLikewise 245 24 10 -5 5 No week 5 Grinder submission fishing with the fam 1011 25 9 0 9 ELO Musk 1042 26 8 0 8 Benne 1070 27 7 0 7 a new study bible! 1084 28 6 0 6 No Butt Stuff 1117 29 5 0 5 the mean lunch lady 1131 30 4 0 4 Acebuckeye13 1143 31 3 0 3 Nystral 1161 32 2 0 2 Leperflesh 1310 33 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 Wk3 Wk4 Wk5 Wk6 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Strobe 207 1 | 28 41 38 31 54 15 seiferguy 165 2 | 33 26 16 28 33 29 bobjr 150 3 | 35 33 12 19 21 30 Mexican Radio 143 4 | 16 15 34 21 30 27 Acebuckeye13 131 5 | 36 32 0 33 27 3 korrandark 129 6 | 2 29 28 23 19 28 Okibi 126 7 | 25 8 13 32 28 20 von Metternich 126 7 | 27 27 7 - 32 33 Elephanthead 117 9 | 19 44 20 14 7 13 Epi Lepi 115 10 | 34 2 21 16 25 17 WaffleZombie 115 10 | 15 7 18 25 24 26 ELO Musk 113 12 | 9 23 29 13 31 8 Grittybeard 112 13 | 4 22 33 12 23 18 Sexual Lorax 111 14 | 24 24 17 24 6 16 DariusLikewise 109 15 | 11 75 0 3 15 5 Evig Vandrar 109 15 | 30 16 32 5 12 14 a new study bible! 105 17 | 31 18 8 22 20 6 Chichevache 104 18 | 12 4 26 27 3 32 Leperflesh 104 18 | 17 - 31 29 26 1 Play 104 18 | 24 6 15 0 27 32 Coolwhoami 103 21 | 28 0 14 14 21 26 Bjork Bjowlob 102 22 | 10 21 6 0 34 31 Nystral 95 23 | 21 12 25 30 5 2 Hockles 90 24 | 26 17 10 4 10 23 totally losing my mime 88 25 | 8 11 5 31 13 20 Arnold Layne 87 26 | 3 30 9 17 9 19 OxySnake 87 26 | 29 28 - - 6 24 -----Cutoff for Playoffs----------------------------------------------- The Puppy Bowl 86 28 | 22 14 3 8 18 21 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 84 29 | 20 10 24 10 8 12 No Butt Stuff 83 30 | 5 24 27 20 2 5 Benne 79 31 | 18 13 19 18 4 7 waah 71 32 | 32 20 4 15 - - fishing with the fam 65 33 | 6 5 22 6 17 9 axeil 64 34 | 7 9 11 26 11 - the mean lunch lady 59 35 | 1 3 30 7 14 4 Apples McGrind 13 36 | 13 - - - - - Bye: GB, OAK, PIT, SEA Thurs: DEN at ARI Sun Very Early: TEN "at" LAC Sun Early: HOU at JAX CAR at PHI MIN at NYJ NE at CHI BUF at IND CLE at TB DET at MIA Sun Late: NO at BAL DAL at WAS LAR at SF Sun Night: CIN at KC Mon: NYG at ATL ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your BDN Number player and only your BDN Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your BDN Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into four different categories - Normal, Supplement, Special, and Just Win Baby. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your BDN Number is a Running Back. If your BDN Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your BDN Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your BDN Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your BDN Number is a Quarterback. If your BDN Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your BDN Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your BDN Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! and lastly... JUST WIN BABY TOKENS THE 10(00) YEAR GRUDENREICH TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for Grudenreich token clarifications This token can only be used once a season. When you play this token, you pick a team. As long as this token is in effect (you are a Gruden, Grudening your way through the season), your lineup must consist of only players from this team (except for Monday night, unless that team is also playing in which case your Monday night player must be from that team otherwise submit a regular list). If the team wins that week and you do not bust you get a five point bonus that week. This bonus increases every week while the token is in effect, so if your team wins and you don't bust the second week, you get 10 points bonus, and so on. This token stays in effect for 10 weeks unless the team loses, you bust or fail to make the top 10 with a COJONES in effect, or we reach the end of the regular season. Bye weeks do not count against the total for this token and for that week the token is considered not to be in effect - you can submit a regular list under the regular rules, and the token effect will resume the following week. While the token is in effect, the following additional rules apply: - Normal tokens can be used, and are not consumed after use (unlimited use while Grudening - that 100mil has to go somewhere!) - Supplement tokens cannot be used - Special tokens can be used - You can use the You're Trading Me Where? token, see below. If you make it the full 10 weeks you will get another 50 points bonus (giving a total bonus for that week of 100 points, and a total points earned of 325 over 10 weeks), but if you fail in any week then from the following week until the end of the regular season you become a Grinder and go back to commentating MNF. You will: a) automatically be assigned the losing QB as your BDN Number every Monday and b) must make a post at least a short paragraph long in that week's 1kyob thread extolling the virtues of the losing QB of the previous week's MNF game and how much you like their hustle. I will collate all of these posts into the OP of the following week's thread. Failure to make this post will result in being penalized double however many points you earned from the token but this penalty will only be applied in extreme circumstances - I'd rather people have fun with the commentating! Each week I will choose the Grinder submission that I feel is the most in the spirit and give the Grinder 5 bonus points that week. Note that if there is only one Grinder, they will automatically get the bonus (unless I am the only Grinder - I can never receive this bonus). While Grinding, you have access to two additional tokens - the 'Murderer's Row' token, and the 'Revis Island' token, see below. These are Just Win Baby tokens, and can be played alongside Normal, Supplement, and Special tokens. Note that even if you play these tokens, your Grinder commentary is always about the previous week's losing QB. If the effect terminates due to reaching the end of the season, this is not a failure and you will receive a prorated bonus amount (50 points minus 10 for every week short of 10 you were, minimum 0). So if you have completed 4 of 10 weeks, you get 0; 7 of 10, you get 20. YOU'RE TRADING ME WHERE?  This is a Normal token and can be played any (and every) week that you are Grudening. If you play this token, you can switch teams while maintaining the Gruden effect. You must specify a new team and your list for the week you play this token must reflect this new team. You cannot choose a team on a bye. But be warned! In the week that you play this token, you must finish top 5 (and of course your new team must win) otherwise your 'coaching genius' aura and mystique will evaporate, you will become a Grinder, and additionally you will receive a score of 0 for that week. MURDERER'S ROW  Ray Lewis is a team player in all aspects of his life, and in 2000 he led a suffocating Ravens defense to victory in Superbowl XXXV. This Ravens team was notoriously difficult to run against, allowing only 2.7 yards per carry on average over the season. This is a Just Win Baby token and is only playable by Grinders. Playing this token will switch your MNF player from Losing QB to Losing WR, as running is not an option when you meet Lewis and friends in a dark alley or on the gridiron. This allows you to play your Hayward token (if you still have one). However! Since you are selling out against the run, the losing WR's base yardage is doubled. The Losing WR is the WR with the most receiving yards on the losing MNF team. This token is unlimited however can only be played alongside a Hayward token. You can play the Genius token as well in the same week, see below for how they interact. REVIS ISLAND  The Revis token makes a comeback! Revis was the league's best cornerback during his prime, and was a keystone of the Jets' defense from the point he was drafted until his injury in 2012. He is also at least partly responsible for me being a Jets fan, so I have a real love/hate thing with him. This is a Just Win Baby token and is only playable by Grinders. Playing this token will switch your MNF player from Losing QB to Losing RB, as the team's #1 WR goes on a tropical holiday for a week. This allows you to play your Mack token (if you still have one). However! Just like the above token, since you are selling out against the pass the losing RB's base yardage is doubled. The Losing RB is the RB with the most rushing yards on the losing MNF team. This token is unlimited however can only be played alongside a Mack token. You can play the Genius token as well in the same week, see below for how they interact. Interaction between the Genius token and the above tokens The base yardage of the BDN# player is used to judge whether the Genius is ejected. If the Genius token is ejected, the base yardage of the BDN# player is replaced with the relevant record yardage. If you play one of the above tokens alongside a Genius and a Mack/Hayward, and your BDN# player exceeds the relevant yardage limit, their base yardage is replaced with the record yardage, and then it is doubled. All other rules applicable to Genius tokens apply, see clarification section below. THEME WEEKS There are no theme weeks planned this season, but that may change as the season goes on. If a particular week has a theme it will be announced in the OP for that week. Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:Coolwhoami Acebuckeye13 DariusLikewise Play Bjork Bjowlob Grudens  pre:Player Team Streak Next Opponent Play LAR 2 SF Coolwhoami LAR 2 SF Grinders  pre:Sexual Lorax Elephanthead totally losing my mime DariusLikewise Strobe Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:Bjork Bjowlob axeil I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your BDN number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Of Grinders and Grudens Becoming a Gruden To become a Gruden, play the Grudenreich token in any regular season week. You can only play this token if you are not a Grinder and are not already Grudening. Being a Gruden You are considered to be a Gruden from the first week that you play the token until any of the following occurs:
While Grudening, the following token rules apply:
While Grudening, the following entry rules apply:
At the end of each game week (after MNF for that week), the 'Gruden check' is applied to all active Grudens to determine if they will continue as Grudens into the next week. Grudens failing this check become Grinders the next week, see below. If a Gruden passes this check, then they receive a bonus to their score for that week equal to their accumulated Gruden bonus up to that point. If the Gruden's team also won their game, then an additional 5 bonus points are added to their score for the week and to their accumulated Gruden bonus. E.g. if the Grudenreich token is first played in week N: pre:Week Grdn Streak Acc. Grdn Bonus Bust? Team Result Grdn Bonus This Week N 0 0 N Win 5 N+1 1 5 N Tie 5 N+2 2 5 N Win 10 N+3 3 10 Y Win 0 - failed Gruden check N+4 - - NA NA 0 - is a Grinder Becoming a Grinder If you fail the Gruden check in any week then you become a Grinder the following week. For the week in which you fail the Gruden check you do not receive a Gruden bonus, but otherwise your score is calculated normally taking into account any Cojones or Trade tokens in play. The Life of a Grinder Once you become a Grinder you stay as a Grinder until the end of the regular season (you are 'Grinding'). A Grinder is essentially treated the same as any other regular player except for the 'losing MNF QB' and 'commentary' rules. This means that:
While Grinding, you are automatically assigned the losing QB as your BDN# each week (the 'losing MNF QB' rule). You are still required to have a BDN# in your entry for your entry to be considered valid. Your BDN# should look like the following: BDN#: MNF - Losing QB - Passing Yards In the pre-MNF report all Grinders will be included under the 'Losing QB' player name. While Grinding, each week you are required to submit commentary on the previous week's losing MNF QB (the 'commentary' rule). For all Grinder weeks except for the first this means you will be commentating on the MNF QB you were assigned the previous week, but for the first week it will be whichever QB lost on MNF in the last week you were a Gruden. E.g., if you fail the Gruden check in week N the timeline is as follows: pre:Week Status BDN# Commentating on Commentary due by N Gruden User-defined - - N+1 Grinder Wk N+1 losing MNF QB Wk N losing MNF QB 24hrs after end of MNF Wk N+1 N+2 Grinder Wk N+2 losing MNF QB Wk N+1 losing MNF QB 24hrs after end of MNF Wk N+2 Clarification 3: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 4: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use BDN as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Oct 25, 2018 |
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Reserved for Grinder submissions Week 4 - Ryan Fitzpatrick Elephanthead posted:Ryan Fitzgerald, what can you say about a man that had been on more teams than Terrel Owens. This Patrick Fitzryan is having a hell of a season. He hasn't looked this good since he took his SATs. That beard has saved more flavors then a Baskin Robins. It makes this old man happy to see someone almost as old playing at a high level. He is the Gruden Grinder on the week. Week 5 - Case Keenum Elephanthead posted:Casey Austin "Case" Keenum you are the grinder of the week. You may have been an undrafted free agent but you are always the agent of our affections. Be a Texans, a Ram, a Texan, a Ram again in LA, a Viking or a Bronco, you always manage to be just good enough to not be benched but not good enough to win or keep your job. That is grinding at its best. Where will you be playing next year? No one knows. That is what makes you special. That is what makes your the grinder of the week. Sexual Lorax posted:THANKS, BJORK. IT'S TIME FOR THIS WEEK'S GRUDEN'S GRUNION, AND LET ME TELL YOU DO I HAVE A STUD PICKED OUT TONIGHT. I CALL THIS GUY HARD CASE, BECAUSE HE'S AS HARD AS THEY COME, THIS CASE KEENUM. I'VE WATCHED HIM DEVELOP AS A QUARTERBACK FOR HIS ENTIRE CAREER FROM POSING WITH A FOOTBALL IN BABY PICTURES TO THE PROS, AND I CAN TELL YOU WE SAW HIM GO FROM FIFTY PERCENT DICKHEAD TO TWENTY PERCENT DICKHEAD IN THE SPACE OF A SINGLE MONDAY NIGHT GAME. HE THREW THE BALL ALL OVER THIS KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DEFENSE, AND WHEN HE WASN'T ALMOST BEATING THEM WITH HIS ARM, HE WAS ALMOST BEATING THEM WITH HIS FEET. THIS GUY, I SWEAR, WHEN YOU WATCH HIM SCRAMBLE OUT OF THE POCKET, IT'S LIKE WATCHING AN ENTIRE KINDERGARTEN CLASS TRY TO CROSS A STREET WITHOUT A CROSSING GUARD JUST ARMS AND LEGS EVERYWHERE. I THINK HE WOULD HAVE BENEFITED FROM MORE AGGRESSIVE PLAY CALLING IN THE SECOND HALF WHEN THE KANSAS CITY DEFENSE WAS STARTING TO SLOW DOWN, NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME OUTSTANDING TALENT ON THAT SIDE OF THE BALL AS THEY SHOWED. TAKE THIS THIRD AND LONG EARLY IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. I WOULD HAVE CALLED SCATTER TO TRIPLE LEFT U SHORT SPIDER 2 Z BANANA X OVER TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SPACE THE CHIEFS BACKS WERE GIVING THEM. AS LONG AS CASE CAN STAY HEALTHY AND HAS A SOLID O-LINE, PRO BOWL RECEIVERS, A TANK OF A RUNNING BACK, A CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSE, GREAT SPECIAL TEAMS, AND A COACHING STAFF WHO KNOWS HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS NATURAL TALENT, THERE ISN'T A SINGLE TEAM IN THE LEAGUE THAT CAN STOP THIS GUY. WE'RE GOING TO BE SEEING A LOT OF HIM ON SUNDAY FOR THE REST OF THIS SEASON AND FOR MORE SEASONS AFTER THIS ONE. WIN OR LOSE, I JUST LOVE WATCHING THIS GUY PLAY, BJORK, AND THAT'S WHY HARD CASE KEENUM IS MY GRUNION FOR THIS WEEK. Week 6 - Alex Smith Elephanthead posted:What can you say about a man that looks at Donald Trump's hands and says drat those are big. Yes, Alex Smith is a terrible QB, but he is the best game manager on the Washington DC footballmans. 10 yards in the air passes are just more likely to be intercepted. This Grinder knows that. He works for his passing yards, none of this 40 yard per attempt crap. A Grinder needs 10 completions to earn those same yards, not like some garbage time Dree Brees record breaker. Unleash the dragon? That sound dangerous and unwholesome, no sir Alex Smith will not be doing that. We salute this Grinder for his hard work and honest passing yards. Sexual Lorax posted:THANKS, BJORK. IT'S ALMOST TUESDAY, SO THAT MAKES IT TIME FOR THIS WEEK'S GRUDEN'S GREMLIN. I CALL THIS WEEK'S GREMLIN ALEX BLACK SMITH NOT ONLY BECAUSE HE'S A WHITE GUY PLAYING FOR A TEAM WITH A NAME SO RACIST THEIR TRADEMARK WAS INVALIDATED, BUT BECAUSE EVERY WEEK WE SEE HIM HAMMER DEFENSES OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH HIS ARM LIKE A BLACKSMITH. AND IF THIS GUY'S ARM IS THE HAMMER, THAT MAKES HIS RECEIVING CORPS THE ANVIL, BECAUSE THEY'RE BIG, HEAVY, IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE OFF THEIR ROUTES, AND MAN CAN THEY TAKE A BEATING. LET ME TELL YOU WHY I LOVE THE BLACKSMITH. HERE'S A GUY WHO IS JUST HERE TO PLAY FOOTBALL DAY IN AND DAY OUT. THE GREAT BRETT FAVRE SAID THAT THEY PAY HIM TO PRACTICE BUT HE PLAYS GAMES FOR FREE, AND I SEE SMITH TAKING THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL. THE WAY BLACKSMITH PLAYS, IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE IF ANYONE PAYS HIM AT ALL. HE'S JUST OUT THERE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME, AND YOU CAN SEE IT FROM HIS ONE INTERCEPTION, HIS THREE SACKS, AND THE SIXTEEN PASSES THAT DIDN'T HIT THEIR MARK, ALL THE WAY TO HIS ZERO TOUCHDOWNS AND 34.4 QUARTERBACK RATING. YOU'D HAVE TO LOVE THE GAME TO STAY OUT THERE ON THAT KIND OF NIGHT, AND BELIEVE ME THIS GUY DOES. IT SHOWS IN THE PLAYS HE EXECUTES, TOO. TAKE THIS U ZAP TO WEST RIGHT TIGHT F LEFT FAKE 99 TOSS CRUNCH NAKED RIGHT, FOR EXAMPLE. I WOULD HAVE CALLED ZEBRA TROJAN FAR WEST RIGHT SLOT X SHORT 200 JET SMOKE X CHOICE, BUT IF BLACKSMITH IS GOING TO GET A LEMON LIKE U ZAP, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS GUY IS GOING TO MAKE LEMONADE OUT OF IT. WITH A HAMMER ARM AND ANVIL RECEIVERS, I GUESS THAT MAKES HIS LEGS THE BELLOWS OR SOMETHING. MAYBE TONGS WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. ANYWAY, IF YOU LOVE WATCHING FOOTBALL, HE LOVES PLAYING IT, SO THAT MEANS YOU LOVE WATCHING HIM, AND ALEX BLACK SMITH IS MY GREMLIN FOR THIS WEEK.
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C.J. Beathard what can I say about a man I know nothing about. You are the starting QB of the 49ers. You almost beat the packers in Green Bay. The Packers have decided to maximize Rodgers comeback they are not fielding a defense this year. A bold move to sell more cheeseheads. This did not stop you from a decent performance and that makes you the Grinder of the week. You do you and prove to everyone that a random guy is better than Case Keenum or Derek Andersen? Soon Kaepernick should be your owner. JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards JAX - Cody Kessler - Passing Yards JAX - T.J. Yeldon - Rushing Yards JAX - Corey Grant - Rushing Yards JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards JAX - Donte Moncrief - Receiving Yards JAX - Keelan Cole - Receiving Yards JAX - Rashad Green - Receiving Yards JAX - Jaydon Mickens - Receiving Yards JAX - James O'Shaughnessy - Receiving Yards JAX - Niles Paul - Receiving Yards JAX - Dede Westbrook - Receiving Yards JAX - Austin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving Yards BDN #: MNF - Losing QB - Passing Yards
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Oct 18, 2018 01:06
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IND - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards NO - Mark Ingram - RUshing Yards NE - Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Receiving Yards BDN#: NYG - Odell Beckham, Jr. - Receiving Yards
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Oct 18, 2018 03:17
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NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards BDN#: NYG - Evan Engram - Receiving Yards
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Oct 18, 2018 15:53
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JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards TB - Desean Jackson - Receiving Yards TB - Chris Godwin - Receiving Yards BDN#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
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Oct 18, 2018 17:16
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards BDN#: NYG - Odell Beckham Jr. - Receiving Yards Hayward Token https://imgur.com/XFpWHXP.jpg
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Oct 18, 2018 20:12
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1000 YEARS LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Rushing Yards LAR - Malcolm Brown - Rushing Yards LAR - Malcolm Brown - Receiving Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Receiving Yards LAR - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards LAR - Brandin Cooks - Rushing Yards LAR - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Receiving Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards LAR - Cooper Kupp - Rushing Yards LAR - Gerald Everett - Receiving Yards LAR - Tyler Higbee - Receiving Yards LAR - Gerald Everett - Receiving Yards BDN#: ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN
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Oct 20, 2018 01:11
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Gruden shall reign for eons uncountable LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards LAR - Sean Mannion - Passing Yards LAR - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards LAR - Brandin Cooks - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Receiving Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Receiving Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards LAR - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards LAR - Gerald Everett - Receiving Yards LAR - Tyler Higbee - Receiving Yards BDN# NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN
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Cin - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards BDN # - atl - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
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Oct 21, 2018 01:31
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Oct 21, 2018 02:24
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IND - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards BUF - Derek Anderson - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards BDN# NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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LAC- PHILIP RIVERS- PASSING YARDS HOU-DEANDRE HOPKINS- RECEIVING YARDS MIN- ADAM THIELEN- RECEIVING YARDS CLE- NICK CHUBB- RUSHING YARDS CIN- JOE MIXON- RUSHING YARDS CIN- JOE MIXON- RECEIVING YARDS NE- TOM BRADY- RUSHING YARDS BDN# ATL- MATT RYAN- PASSING YARDS
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Oct 21, 2018 03:51
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IND - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards BDN# ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
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DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards DET - Kenny Golladay - Receiving Yards DET - Golden Tate - Receiving Yards DET - Kerryon Johnson - Rushing Yards MIA - Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards BDN#: ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
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Oct 21, 2018 06:43
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LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - passing yards DAL - Dak Prescott - passing yards BDN# - NYG - Saquon Barkley - rushing yards MACK TOKEN
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Oct 21, 2018 07:09
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NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards BDN#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
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MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley II - Rushing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards JAX - T.J. Yeldon - Rushing Yards BDN#: ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN
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Oct 21, 2018 14:33
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LAR- Jared Goff- Passing Yards PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing Yards DAL- Dak Prescott- Passing Yards BDN#: ATL - Matt Ryan - Rushing Yards
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Oct 21, 2018 16:38
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LAR - Jared Goff: Passing Yards MIN - Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards CLE - Duke Johnson: Receiving Yards BDN# NYG - Eli Manning: Passing Yards
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Oct 21, 2018 16:47
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LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving Yards BDN#: ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
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MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing yards TB - Jameis Winston - Passing yards CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing yards NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving yards DET - Golden Tate - Receiving yards BDN#: ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving yards Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Oct 21, 2018 |
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Juuuust in time before kickoff. CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards IND - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards JAC - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards BDN#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
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BUF - Derek Anderson - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing Yards WAS - Alex Smith - Passing Yards BDN#: ATL - Calvin Ridley - Receiving Yards
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It's time. NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards NE - James White - Rushing Yards NE - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards NE - Sony Michel - Rushing Yards NE - Rex Burkhead - Rushing Yards NE - Chris Hogan - Receiving Yards NE - Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards NE - Cordarrelle Patterson - Receiving Yards NE - Dwayne Allen - Receiving Yards NE - Matthew Slater - Receiving Yards NE - James Develin - Rushing Yards BDN#: ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards THE 10(00) YEAR GRUDENREICH TOKEN THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN
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Grittybeard posted:
No team for BDN
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Argh, fixed, as long as you trust I didn't change anything because of all the info I've gained through the first minute and a half of the early games. I even reminded myself to do that before looking up the MNF game.
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CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards CIN - Jeff Driskel - Passing Yards CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards CIN - Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards CIN - Mark Walton - Rushing Yards CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving Yards CIN - Josh Malone - Receiving Yards CIN - Auden Tate - Receiving Yards CIN - Cody Core - Receiving Yards CIN - Tyler Boyd - Receiving Yards CIN - John Ross - Receiving Yards CIN - Alex Erickson - Receiving Yards CIN - C.J. Uzomah - Receiving Yards CIN - Matt Lengel - Receiving Yards CIN - Tyler Kroft - Receiving Yards CIN - Mason Schreck - Receiving Yards BDN#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
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LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards BDN#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards This is going for anywhere between 500 - 1800 yards.
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the mean lunch lady posted:IND - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 395. Thank you Andrew Luck for not doing poo poo
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gently caress I forgot to do this for the Chiefs game. BDN#: Losing Quarterback - Passing Strobe fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Oct 22, 2018 |
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Strobe posted:gently caress I forgot to do this for the Chiefs game. It is spelled "Eli Manning".
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what in the gently caress I keep thinking I already submitted a list and then i come in the thread to calculate my results and remember that I did not, in fact, submit a list. i am a real shithead boob BDN#: ATL - Matt Ryan - passing yards
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Strobe posted:gently caress I forgot to do this for the Chiefs game. I'm a drat moron. My BDN should be the same: BDN#: MNF - Losing QB - Passing Yards
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fishing with the fam posted:CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards 333 Total so far: 550 with Barkley rushing left. No es bueno.
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I'm not busting this week.
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Benne posted:LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards 677 Matt Ryan has my permission to go hog wild tomorrow
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