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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I tried playing long war but it was way too complicated for me
So with the launch of the free DLC I'm going to have a crack at it blind.
So die for the free world. Sign up today with your desired first name, last name and call sign.
I won't write up every mission but will post regular status updates.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Operation Night Witch:


The operation came off almost without a hitch. Michael Flynn caught a shot to the torso, but manfully shrugged it off and cut down two sectoids.
An excellent effort and well-deserved promotions all around.

Mare and Flynn work together particularly well as a team, and have developed a special bond.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Operation Lost and Abandoned:

XCOM deployed two smaller squads on this one. Mare and Vermis met with Outrider

While Wade and Ratte rendezvoused with Pratal Mox.

Things went south. One of the Chosen showed up to party, a yooge lost swarm appeared, and things got messy very quickly.
Pratal Mox never made it to the Avenger, Wade took some hits, but every soldier present fought hard and earnt a promotion.

Congratulations to Mare and Vermis on earning the first Sergeant ranks (the nicknames were autogenerated, I've updated them to what was requested.)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Flikken posted:

Flikken "of sadness"

yeah flikken this needs updating, need a first name, last name, and nickname. i can leave the default last name if you prefer i guess

Flikken posted:

Finger guns need worked in there

also i may abuse my privilege to ignore what mcnally requested and use fingerguns as the nickname

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Oct 18, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Flikken "of" sadness?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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pantslesswithwolves posted:

Lando “The Bark Knight” Howlrissian has had ENOUGH of the alien hordes and hereby enlists in Two Finger’s Slavic Crime Navy SEALs.

Also I would like it to be known that Lando can sidestep the lengthy recruitment process and jump to the head of the queue in exchange for a picture of him looking suitably ferocious

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I don't even know what a snek-lady is, the game auto-assigned the ski mask.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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XCOM received a distress call from Gettysburg. A team was assembled and dispatched to save some civilians.

New reinforcements have recently landed, including our beloved Lando, bravely charging into battle first. The enemy deployed a large contingent of stun lancers, who barely used their lances at all and instead laid down a brutal crossfire. Sadly, Cpl. Wade took one to the face just as he got into sniping position.


The Avenger bar has now been renamed the Lemon Squeezer, in honour of the war's first sacrifice.

Shortly after, XCOM had an opportunity to raid a network uplink. The mission was a success though with a few wounded. All soldiers performed admirably, reflecting great credit both upon themselves and the XCOM fighting force.

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Oct 21, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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After a long period of idleness (due to me working stupid hours) XCOM is back in business. Word was received of a train loaded with important supplies, so a strike force was dispatched to hit it hard.

The mission went extremely well, with only McNally getting hit, but for once, he didn't get McNally'd. Enjoy your recuperation time, buddy.
All other soldiers received promotions for their dedication, and a congratulations must be given to Four "The" Mare, who won the Golden Noose as our first Lieutenant.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The call went out that an operative needed rescuing. XCOM sent a squad led by The Bark Knight himself.



Things looked messy when this clown here showed up.



And it did get messy.



The Chosen took down Barc Lee with a sword swipe. Due to budget cutbacks and the general 'go gently caress yourself, die for XCOM' attitude of the leadership, no medkits were available and he bled to death on the floor. Smeper flo, rot in piss, etc

As evacuation became possible and everyone began running for the door, Beatrix got panicked by a Sectoid. Everyone else made it, and he made it within one step of escape when an overwatch shot took him down. Try dodging better, scrub.

Special mention goes to the incredible one-two punch from the Bark Knight and Vicky. Bark threw a nice ball for the Chosen, and Vicky followed up with a grenade, causing something outrageous like 22 damage between the two explosions. The Chosen hosed off just as fast as he/she/it showed up.

Teflon also won himself a yooge purple heart for surviving poo poo he had no business of surviving. He got shot, set on fire, and grabbed by a Viper all in one turn. Someone shot the Viper off him, he put the flames out, and claimed a couple of kills into the bargain. He spent all but the first turn of the mission on 2 health.

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Oct 29, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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After much work behind the scenes, XCOM finally managed to track down the Skirmisher that got taken by the Chosen. Lando put his paw up again to lead the mission, and two operatives were chosen for their special skills.
Mare, because we need a good hacker, and Vicky because if poo poo goes wrong, we need to lay down a lot of fire, fast.


Things didn't quite go as planned.



The infiltration went smoothly. Mare got into position with Vicky covering him and Lando keeping an eye on the patrols, and then it all went horribly wrong. Mare took the time to gently caress around with the enemy's code to learn it better (and get a bonus 20 to his hacking skillz), and managed to alert every enemy in the complex to his position. He took four hits and the only reason he didn't get :mcnally: is because he used three out of his four medkits on himself. Vicky and Lando did a great job of gunning down the worst of the enemies and cleared the path to the extraction.

I wish to congratulate Mare on being the kind of officer who tries to get himself killed for his dumb mistakes instead of his men.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Please keep in mind that XCOM is always recruiting.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The final mission of today was to protect some important gear that was set up by a contact.
Lando was asked to lead, but he reported that he was feeling a bit ruff after all the other missions he'd done. Rest well, Bark Knight, we will need you soon.

Due to the heavy casualties that have been inflicted recently, a relatively inexperienced young soldier was tapped to lead the squad into battle.
And proving that experience isn't everything, brought the squad home with only one casualty.

A well deserved congratulations to Cpl. Hurtz on his exemplary leadership. No bonus rank will be awarded, nor any danger pay, nor any reward of any kind, as we don't want substitutes thinking they are real soldiers. Acting Squad Leader you were, and Acting Squad Leader you will be again (but only if tapped.) Now go shine someone's boots, Corporal.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Woodchip posted:

Woody checking in for certain death and a cool hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25l1SkYzb0

Woody as nickname? What about first/last

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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XCOM responded to a distress call from a Resistance camp. Unconfirmed reports of a Chosen leading a strike force were received, and a squad dispatched to deal with it.

The reports were genuine. The Chosen showed up to party.

XCOM partied harder.

Flawless victory over the Chosen Hunter. Congratulations all round, particularly to Elmags for his bitchin moustache.
I think it's time for a check-in, so here's how the roster stands at the moment.

HEROES FOR ALL TIME
Rk. Barc Lee - cut down by the Chosen Assassin and lack of funds for healthcare. Dead veterans don't need benefits, indeed.
Rk. Ariana Moletta - gunned down by an ADVENT soldier on the first mission. Lacked heart.
Cpl. Beatrix Potter - was panicked by a Sectoid and gunned down while running to the EVAC point.
Cpl. Two Finger - killed by an improbable crit while in a superior firing position with full cover.

Lieutenants
Victor "Vicky" Vermis - Grenadier
Four "The" Mare - Specialist
Michael "Teflon" Flynn - Ranger

Sergeants
Der "Gator" Ratte - Ranger
Lando "Bark Knight" Howlrissian - Reaper
TF "A" Bitch - Ranger

Corporals
Dick Hurtz - Grenadier
Robert Mueller - Skirmisher
John Anderson - Templar (NAMECHANGE PENDING)

Squaddies
Karl Marx - Specialist
M Gargantua - Sharpshooter
El Maligno - Sharpshooter
Flikken Sadness - Grenadier
First name last name - Specialist

Rookies
Redneck Nazgul
Wood Chip
Yolanda Garcia (NAMECHANGE PENDING)
Jessica Rodgers (NAMECHANGE PENDING)
Abebi Mayunde (NAMECHANGE PENDING)

So as we can see, XCOM is in dire need of volunteers. Sign up today, and save the world!
Would you like to know more?

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Oct 30, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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McNally posted:

What was the point of signing up under an alias if you're just going to use my real goddamned name?

The admin office clearly saw the name and decided to screw you.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Time to hit the blacksite. El Mustache stuck his hand up, as did four other eager beavers.
This happened:

Surprisingly the Chosen dropped in a single turn. Apparently three rangers hacking away at it, with a heavy and sniper putting rounds in its face doesn't sit so well with it :thunk:
Then the mission went sideways. The team had just begun to penetrate the blacksite, when three sectoids turned up and flanked Elmags. He bravely tried to block their shots with his mustache, but it turns out, laser beams CAN melt facial hair.
Rest in Peace, Elmags. Your mustache bravely gave its life for XCOM.

No one got out unscathed. Once the squad had forced their entry and seized the vial, the reinforcements started landing.
Special shoutout goes to TF "A" Bitch, who by rights should have died but instead dodged three hits, gunned down a Lancer, and flipped off the remaining ADVENT while riding the rope up to the Skyranger.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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XCOM had an opportunity to hit an ADVENT psionic transmitter. A squad was deployed. TR might notice that apologist was too long and was shortened to sorry.

The mission went fairly smoothly for a change. No deaths, plenty o fdead aliens, and a nice promotion for one of the men.

Never let it be said XCOM doesn't have a sense of humor, Dick "Tiny" Hurtz

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The Bark Knight, Four "The" Mare, and Wood Chip had been sent on a secret mission to uncover the location of the Hunter's base of operations. It was found, but they were discovered on the way out. It occurs to this Commander that sending a squad member with a propensity to bark his head off may not be all that wise on stealthy operations.
Nevertheless:

Unsurprisingly, Lando quickly outdistanced his squadmates in the run to the exit, then, like any good boy, ran back to his squadmates after reaching the extraction point, then ran back and forth between the squadmates and the exit. Good boy, Lando!
He also wiped out a few lost, securing himself a promotion to Lieutenant.
Four "The" Mare also performed admirably on the stealth operation, becoming XCOM's first Captain, and necessitating a second award of the Golden Noose.

The squad escaped with no casualties at all.
Good work, squad.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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XCOM got a call about some supply crates ADVENT was trying to recover. If there's one thing goons love, it's loot crates.



Four the Mare led the way, and owing to his increased rank and therefore leadership abilities, the squad now consisted of six team members. The Lost turned up for the party, too.




Now that he's been rescued from the Chosen, Robert Mueller is starting to carve a bloody swathe into all those before him.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The Shadowy Dude called up to say "Yo, there's this scientist guy. Could you go rescue him?" So that was today's goal.

I'm sorta getting the impression the constant humiliations we're inflicting on this clown are starting to upset it.

It's now noticeably tougher and angrier. Not that it made the slightest bit of loving difference, mind.
That being said, it did get in one good slash on dear old Bitch who tried to have a Hanzo duel with it. Spoiler: It didn't go well.

And Squaddie Chip took one to the face, but luckily everyone's favourite socialist was on hand to provide free healthcare, and once the patient was stabilised, personally carry him to safety.
God bless Karl Marx, healer of the sick, carrier of the fallen.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The Rat posted:

If you wanna make it double awesome, get some mods that add in space marine and imperial guard voice packs.

Hearing a psyker yell WITNESS YOUR DOOM while dropping a void rift is just amazing.

I'm Using some of the mass effect voices lol

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Hobo on Fire posted:

So this is from a few posts back but this:


..is A Thing in XCom 2 because of how hits and crits are calculated.


I copied the text from the description of this mod, which breaks up the calculations so they actually make sense, since the vanilla behavior is kinda bullshit even by :xcom: standards.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1123516056


This concludes your public service announcement from someone who spends more time modding games than actually playing them.

I had wondered a couple of times if that might be the way it worked simply from observed behaviour. Thanks man!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Another day, another mission.



Another couple of promotions, another wounded soldier. I'm really surprised how few high level casualties I've had, but I'm not complaining in the least.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Urgent call came in for an alien attack on a resistance camp. It was so urgent, XCOM didn't have time for a pre-mission hero shot.
Berserkers showed up and things got more than a little hairy.

Michael Flynn will never make it to trial. No comment from Robert Mueller.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Also I just unlocked a continent bonus that means I can now train recruits to sergeant level. So any further recruits should say what class they want to be - reaper, skirmisher or templar dont count as you get very limited recruitment chances

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Well I think I forgot to take a couple screenshots here and there, but time for a big update on where we are up to.
I just hit the Lost Towers for the Last Gift mission.

Sent this squad of badasses in ready for some robot-killin'.

Shen scored the first kill, and, well.... she blasted it into space.


Made it through without any deaths but I'm disturbed by the amount of wounded I have on the roster at the moment.

Basically all of my experienced soldiers are laid up.
Roster to follow....

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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HEROES FOR ALL TIME
Rk. Barc Lee - cut down by the Chosen Assassin and lack of funds for healthcare. Dead veterans don't need benefits, indeed.
Rk. Ariana Moletta - gunned down by an ADVENT soldier on the first mission. Lacked heart.
Cpl. Beatrix Potter - was panicked by a Sectoid and gunned down while running to the EVAC point.
Cpl. Two Finger - killed by an improbable crit while in a superior firing position with full cover.
Cpt. Michael "Teflon" Flynn. Unfortunately, he wasn't as non-stick as he thought.
Sq. El Maligno. Died as he lived, very anime-sexually.


Majors
Four "The" Mare - Specialist

Captains
Lando "Bark Knight" Howlrissian - Reaper
TF "A" Bitch - Ranger
Terrible "VOLVO SORRY" Robot - Templar
Declan "Steezo" Ryan - Sharpshooter

Lieutenants
Victor "Vicky" Vermis - Grenadier
Der "Gator" Ratte - Ranger
Robert "Three Stick" Mueller - Skirmisher

Sergeants
Karl Marx - Specialist
Firstname "Fingerguns" Lastname - Specialist
Dick "Tiny" Hurtz - Grenadier

Corporals
Redneck Nazgul - Ranger
Flikken Sadness - Grenadier
Wood Chip - Grenadier

Squaddies
M Gargantua - Sharpshooter
Vincent Van Goatse - Specialist

Rookies
NFN Madurai
B-Rock Shock

SPARK Units
Aspirant SMDFTB 420-69

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Nov 2, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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So, I kind of hosed up. I prioritised the wrong things, and didn't make any effort to move towards the advent sites. Which resulted in this happening:


So I had no choice but to beeline the nearest one and attack it with whatever I had available.


Then this rear end in a top hat showed up.


Things got really messy. The team blew the facility and managed to escape, but it really was a mess.


Vermis got wrecked by an Archon, B-Rock got gunned down by a turret, Lando was the last on the field and got mind controlled as the rest of the team escaped.
Fear not, pantsless, Lando will return if I have to sacrifice all of XCOM to make it happen.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

YOU GOT LANDO CAPTURED?! YOU MONSTER

that good boy wouldn't let them take his squad

:smith:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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COMMUNICATION BEGINS 0810 05/11/2038

HIGH VALUE TARGET LOCATED

INFILTRATION AND CAPTURE MISSION

TIER 1 ASSET AVAILABLE

DEPLOY SQUAD IMMEDIATELY

PRIORITY ONE = BRING HOME ASSET

SQUAD EXPENDABLE

ALL OTHER PRIORITIES RESCINDED

COMMUNICATION ENDS

XCOM received this message from the highest levels. The word is that the Council Spokesman sent this one down himself.

A team of fearless badasses was assembled and given strict instruction.


They murdered all in their path, including a Sectopod, kicked the door open, grabbed the package and got out.

The package?


Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Lando Howlrissian? Yes. Yes, we are.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

I'm proud to have been a part of the mission to save that good boy

o7

You were the one that unlocked the door. God bless.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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With the Bark Knight back on deck, the decision was handed down to hit another one of the ADVENT facilities.
The Bark Knight of course jumped at the chance to assault the base, and a team was assembled behind his leadership.

Not long after arrival, this fine gentleman showed up, prompting a howl of rage from Lando.


Lando led a furious assault on him, opening with a stick to the face:


Lining up for a vicious volley of shots:


And taking him down. In one of those neat gameplay-lore tie ins, Lando finished him with the Banish skill. Which as you may know, has your soldier keep firing until their ammo is depleted or the target is dead. Seems pretty appropriate for a good boy who got taken away by the bad man. Bad man indeed.


Also, congratulations to Mare. He's actually been the first to every new rank in the game so far, so all of the golden nooses belong to him. All loving nobles must loving hang, pal.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Field report filed by L. Howlrissian

BAD MAN TOOK ME

FRIENDS SAVED ME

HELP FRIENDS CHASE BAD MAN

ATTACK BAD MAN

BAD MAN DIE

LANDO WIN

TREATS?

Report filed by Col. Four "The" Mare on Operation Ghost Hawk
November 5, 2038, 1837 hrs.
Operation Ghost Hawk was set up for the final assault on the Chosen Warlock's headquarters. We were unsure what we would find, so a special squad was organised, the Devastating Offensive Guys, or DOGs for short.
In attendance were Little "Judgment" Max, King "T-Bone" Louis, Big "Montster" Monty, Yoko "Yellow Ball" Pupper, Lando "Bark Knight" Howlrissian, and myself, in the squad leader role.
Expecting a tough fight, extra medkits were made available to all soldiers.


Entry was made into the outer fortress. Resistance was determined, but the DOGs are the best of the best. Several injuries were taken on the assault, and the DOGs paused to regroup. Bionic Ocular Nanomedikit Equipment (BONEs) were handed out to all DOGs to be sure they were ready to fight, and their 'teeth sharp', so to speak.


Once all BONEs were gone, the squad made entry into the inner sanctum. Resistance was only nominal with a couple of unprepared guards, but then the real battle began.
The DOGs took up positions surrounding a strange structure, and the Warlock made his entrance.


He attempted to distract our good boys with a Brain Aneurysm Lenticular Laser (BALL)


But if he had paid any attention to the callsigns of our DOGs, he would have known only yellow balls will work.
The fight was brutal, but short, and our good DOGs fought like dogs, refusing to give any ground whatsoever, and raining down blow after blow upon first the Warlock, then his sarcophagus, then him again.
Lando took the forefront of the battle, ignoring cover to continue firing upon the Warlock.
He has never spoken about what he endured during his capture, but from the fury and total disregard for his own safety, it can't have been good.


The end for the Warlock came when Lando emptied his clip into him, baying like a hound of hell.
XCOM had sworn vengeance for Lando's capture, but when the time came, none could stop Lando from extracting his own personal vengeance.


It is true. DOGs are everywhere, and they are all very, very good boys.


The Warlock was turned to stone as the life left his body. And that, as they say, was that.
The DOG squad returned to the Avenger, to lick their wounds and toast the destruction of one of the Chosen.


Good boys one and all.

This soldier recommends an award of Tremendous Reinforcement of Excellent Activity Today (TREAT) to Lando in particular, but all good DOGs.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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In news surprising precisely no one (except maybe in how long it took to happen, McNally just got McNally'd.

I think we must be due a big update.

So because I wanted Lando to get his revenge on the Warlock first, I didn't stop the Assassin from attacking the Avenger. As a result, of a total platoon of 22, only 5 are currently combat ready, and only two of those aren't exhausted.

Things, shall we say, could be better.

So the Assassin launched her/his/its attack on the Avenger, everyone deployed to fight, everyone got injured and has to deal with the VA, except this guy.



He's laughing at you all from Valhalla. Dead veterans don't need benefits, etc.

HEROES FOR ALL TIME
Rk. Barc Lee - cut down by the Chosen Assassin and lack of funds for healthcare. Dead veterans don't need benefits, indeed.
Rk. Ariana Moletta - gunned down by an ADVENT soldier on the first mission. Lacked heart.
Cpl. Beatrix Potter - was panicked by a Sectoid and gunned down while running to the EVAC point.
Cpl. Two Finger - killed by an improbable crit while in a superior firing position with full cover.
Cpt. Michael "Teflon" Flynn. Unfortunately, he wasn't as non-stick as he thought.
Sq. El Maligno. Died as he lived, very anime-sexually.
Asp. SMDFTB 420-69. Cut down by a hail of gunfire during a mission which went very, very wrong.
Lt. Firstname "Fingerguns" McNally. Got McNally'd, to no one's great surprise.
Sgt. B-Rock "Islamic" Shock. Gunned down by a turret on his first mission. One mission, one kill, one death.
Cpt. Victor "Vicky" Vermis. Murdered by an Archon during a very sideways base destruction mission.


For a laugh, I'm going to include their current statuses, just to show you how thin on the ground my forces are right now. Commander difficulty is noticeably harder than Normal :thunk:

Colonels
Four "The" Mare - Specialist - Wounded, 7 days
King "T-Bone" Louis - Grenadier - Wounded, 5 days
Little "Judgment" Max - Specialist - Wounded, 1 day
Jelly "Joy" Bean - Sharpshooter - Tired, 1 day

Majors
Der "Gator" Ratte - Ranger - Wounded, 3 days
TF "A" Bitch - Ranger - Wounded, 9 days
Lando "Bark Knight" Howlrissian - Reaper - Wounded, 6 days
Terrible "VOLVO SORRY" Robot - Templar - Wounded, 3 days
Declan "Steezo" Ryan - Sharpshooter - Wounded, 2 days
Robert "Three Stick" Mueller - Skirmisher - Wounded, 8 days
"Enginah" - Ranger - Covert Action, 5 days
Yoko "Yellow Ball" Pupper - Sharpshooter - Wounded, 10 days

Captains
Nope.

Lieutenants
Karl "Red Scare" Marx - Specialist - Wounded, 8 days
Dick "Tiny" Hurtz - Grenadier - Wounded, 6 days
Flikken "Seabreeze" Sadness - Grenadier - Wounded, 5 days
Big "Montster" Monty - Specialist - Tired, 7 days

Sergeants
Redneck "Vandal" Nazgul - Ranger - Wounded, 10 days
Wood "Woody" Chip - Grenadier - Wounded, 13 days

Corporals
Nope.

Squaddies
M Gargantua - Sharpshooter - Covert Action, 5 days
Vincent Van Goatse - Specialist
NFN Madurai - Sharpshooter

Rookies

SPARK Units
None left.

PSI Operatives
Acolyte Gertrud Braun - Training, 6 days

So you see, one more serious hit, and XCOM is pretty much done for. Yikes.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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After a long period of idleness, XCOM stood up a squad to take down the Chosen Assassin.
The team was named the Gloriously Overreactive Outstandingly Dangerous Devastating Offensive Guys.
This was an evolution of the previous Devastating Offensive Guys.
The GOOD DOGs assembled, and now please refer to the report filed by Col. "Judgment" Max


BAD SMELL. CHASE BAD SMELL.


BAD PEOPLE. KILL BAD PEOPLE.


FIND NEW PLACE. WORSE SMELL.


THE WORST PERSON.



FRIEND MONTY THREW SPLODY BALL


DOGS RULE, BAD PEOPLE DROOL

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