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Who's a good kii-kitty? Whoza goo' kii-kii? Yes you is! Yesh you iz! Good kitty-kitty. Good kitty-kitty yes you is.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:53
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gently caress you fish
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Oct 18, 2018 16:55
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He prefers "gimp", op, and he is a commodities broker
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Oct 18, 2018 16:56
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Who What Now posted:Who's a good kii-kitty? Whoza goo' kii-kii? Yes you is! Yesh you iz! Good kitty-kitty. Good kitty-kitty yes you is. I've noticed this type of ungrammatical speech to pets, I did it. It was fascinating to me to observe my 45 year old brother, who is developmentally disabled (approx. 3rd grade level) speak this way to my mother's puppies. 😳🤪 (He never talks that way any other time.)
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Oct 18, 2018 16:59
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talkin to bubbles r/n op
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Oct 18, 2018 17:09
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I find talking in a regular voice to the dog gets it to listen more closely to me. Goons, on the other hand...
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Oct 18, 2018 17:29
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All day i ask the dog questions and he refuses to answer
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Oct 18, 2018 17:31
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spinderella posted:I've noticed this type of ungrammatical speech to pets, I did it. Have you tried convincing a TV crew to follow him around as some sort of animal whisperer type of psychic?
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Oct 18, 2018 17:36
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Isaac posted:All day i ask the dog questions and he refuses to answer Maybe he's deaf? Or doesn't speak English?
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Oct 18, 2018 17:42
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What can I say? My cat is a good listener
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Oct 18, 2018 17:44
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my dog told me to tell you that he's a good boy
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Oct 18, 2018 17:48
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Mozi posted:my dog told me to tell you that he's a good boy Your dog is a liar
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Oct 18, 2018 17:49
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I call dogs stupid to their faces but they just keep smiling and wagging (because they’re stupid)
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Oct 18, 2018 17:58
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My dog goes crazy when I use Tim Allen grunts to communicate.
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Oct 18, 2018 17:58
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Iron Crowned posted:Your dog is a liar what the ... he assures me that nothing could be further from the truth!
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Oct 18, 2018 18:09
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My birds talk back which is pretty great. It's always funny to have them respond during a conversation. Sometimes it even makes sense.
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Oct 18, 2018 18:33
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nesamdoom posted:My birds talk back which is pretty great. It's always funny to have them respond during a conversation. Sometimes it even makes sense. I had a male cockateil when I was really young and if you whistled at him he would begin the competition Later we got two female ones and if you whistle at them they listen attentively
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Oct 18, 2018 18:53
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i don't just talk to them, i sing to them
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Oct 18, 2018 18:55
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I have full-blown conversations with our pug about everything. He just stares and tilts his head and I usually give him a treat for being a good listener.
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Oct 18, 2018 18:58
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Weird thread premise, OP. Has anyone ever had a pet and not talked to it?
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Oct 18, 2018 19:00
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curlys gold posted:gently caress you fish lol
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Oct 18, 2018 19:01
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my dog was giving me the silent treatment so i gave him the same. eventually he cracked though
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Oct 18, 2018 19:01
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Devils Affricate posted:Weird thread premise, OP. Has anyone ever had a pet and not talked to it?
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Oct 18, 2018 19:02
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Devils Affricate posted:Weird thread premise, OP. Has anyone ever had a pet and not talked to it?
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Oct 18, 2018 19:04
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Twelve Batmans posted:I have full-blown conversations with our pug about everything. He just stares and tilts his head and I usually give him a treat for being a good listener. I do this with both my dogs. Sometimes you need to talk to someone who doesn’t talk back.
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Oct 18, 2018 19:16
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just be careful what you share with your pets though, they understand everything and will be silently judging you behind your back
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Oct 18, 2018 19:18
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I both talk to my dog and voice his reply based on how he reacts. Usually most conversations involve him telling me that he's a very good boy and deserves treats. He's right.
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Oct 18, 2018 19:21
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I like to ask my cats what they did with their days. Like, "how was the SLEEPING and POOPING you guys did all day while I was WORKING FOR A LIVING?" Usually pair this up with mean names I call them like "Chicken McBitch" or "shitcat"
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Oct 18, 2018 19:22
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I tell Cat #1 he's the best cat in the world, and then I tell Cat #2 he's the best cat in the world. So far, neither one of them has noticed the logical impossibility of both statements being true. 
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Oct 18, 2018 19:26
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Bogus Adventure posted:I both talk to my dog and voice his reply based on how he reacts. Usually most conversations involve him telling me that he's a very good boy and deserves treats. He's right. My female gets a slightly haughty Southern drawl while my male sounds like a bored surly teenager.
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Oct 18, 2018 19:28
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Super Grocery Kart posted:My female gets a slightly haughty Southern drawl while my male sounds like a bored surly teenager. 
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Oct 18, 2018 19:44
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How's momma's little loser?
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Oct 18, 2018 19:47
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Rabbit Hill posted:I tell Cat #1 he's the best cat in the world, and then I tell Cat #2 he's the best cat in the world. So far, neither one of them has noticed the logical impossibility of both statements being true. one of our dogs is the best dog in the world, and our other dog is also here we don't treat them differently, because that would be messed up, but it is as agreed upon and understood as it is unspoken
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Oct 18, 2018 19:58
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Mozi posted:my dog was giving me the silent treatment so i gave him the same. eventually he cracked though My in laws don't talk to their dog. It's really sad.
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Oct 18, 2018 20:00
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Who What Now posted:My in laws don't talk to their dog. It's really sad. Wh-what do they do with it then? What’s the point?
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Oct 18, 2018 20:03
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Wh-what do they do with it then? What’s the point? They ask if she has to go outside, but that doesn't count. Other than that she just exists in their house. Mostly she just sleeps underneath their couch where none of the many grandkids can shoot nerf darts at her. When she needs to be groomed we bring her up to our house to see our groomer, and she gets treated like a real pet. We should really just adopt her outright.  Like who wouldn't love this dog? It's tragic.
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Oct 18, 2018 20:12
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spinderella posted:I've noticed this type of ungrammatical speech to pets, I did it. See I don’t even think developmentally disabled is an accurate medical term either. It’s just another more pc term for retarded or Down’s syndrome. Because occasionally in the gene swarm you have overlapping similar dna in partners, even if it’s not direct inbreeding sometimes. And you get gain in the chromosomes and you get a virtual 24th chromosome, as if you are born with a genetic target to the first epoch in the galaxy to the south. It happens so if there is too sparse of populations that the gene swarm stays targeted toward human evolution to the south and not regress to herding animals. There is no pupal stage in animals in the galaxy to the south, things don’t go through metamorphosis or puberty, they are all adults from birth. Similarly what medicine calls Down’s syndrome  is actually an advanced evolutionary target that produces an emotionally mature ADULT from birth, not a child. The reason most people don’t develop logical capacity is because there is not enough gravity in our galaxy to develop the meridian in the brain, less than -10m/s^2. Nevertheless they are emotionally mature socially developing adults, capable of taking care of others from a young age and their own children with sexual maturity.
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Oct 18, 2018 22:07
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With my dog I usually get out one and a half, maybe two "whooza good boyyyeee?"s before my speech completely devolves into incoherent babbling
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Oct 18, 2018 22:12
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That's only during intense cuddle sessions of course
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Oct 18, 2018 22:14
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Who What Now posted:They ask if she has to go outside, but that doesn't count. Other than that she just exists in their house. Mostly she just sleeps underneath their couch where none of the many grandkids can shoot nerf darts at her. This dog deserves a real family imo
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