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*Goes from office to office collecting flags* there will be no question I am the most patriotic worker. Now to check in with the boss about that soldier who turned up dead.
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<opens the air vent and crawls inside>
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Oct 19, 2018 17:31
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*reorders flavor text for people to lay on their desks
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Oct 19, 2018 17:35
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UNATCO? No, Savage.
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Oct 19, 2018 17:53
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Gonna put my basketball in here so Manderley's secretary thinks I'm sporty.
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Oct 19, 2018 17:59
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"It's nice that they Scotchgarded all the carpets. Looks like it'd be real easy to wipe up viscera in the event an agent ever exploded in here."
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Oct 19, 2018 18:07
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*wrong sandwich comes with office lunch order* I didn’t ask for this
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Oct 19, 2018 18:13
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*takes manliest of dumps in women's bathroom*
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Oct 19, 2018 18:13
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If I time it right I can almost get a full run down the stairs and through most of the hall before punting the poo poo out of that roomba.
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Oct 19, 2018 18:18
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Make fun of my job will you, you metal head fucker. Well lets see how you like getting lemon lime soda.
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Oct 19, 2018 18:22
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Puts my password in a data cube right next to my computer so anyone can log in with my credentials and read my email.
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Oct 19, 2018 18:22
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*loads skull gun*
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Oct 19, 2018 18:25
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Gotta pick up all the flags in the building and stick them in the boss’s office to show my patriotism. Edit: now I’m going to blow them up. I was a traitor all along
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Oct 19, 2018 18:25
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Really curious about the big mirror wall downstairs, oh well
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Oct 19, 2018 18:26
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"Oh poo poo, a drug screening?! Do they test for Zyme here?"
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Oct 19, 2018 18:27
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ahh... someday I too will have weapon mod: accuracy displayed on my office bookshelf
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Oct 19, 2018 18:28
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yes could you get susanne to bring up more books and folders to stack on my desk thank you
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Oct 19, 2018 18:32
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a hole-y ghost posted:ahh... someday I too will have weapon mod: accuracy displayed on my office bookshelf the mightiest of paperweights also, I have diverted a crossbow to use as an in-office toy on long phone calls with my FEMA liaison
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Oct 19, 2018 18:33
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lmfao what are those noises coming from the basement
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Oct 19, 2018 18:34
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Kinda weird how there's only like 4 offices for the 30+ of us working here huh? Anna and Gunther been here for years and they still sharing desks in a corridor while ficking Neo over there has been here 2 hours and has a big office all to himself. Kinda unfair if you ask me.
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Oct 19, 2018 18:46
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*activates strength aug and relocates all the couches to my office*
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Oct 19, 2018 18:49
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communism bitch posted:Kinda weird how there's only like 4 offices for the 30+ of us working here huh? Anna and Gunther been here for years and they still sharing desks in a corridor while ficking Neo over there has been here 2 hours and has a big office all to himself. And computer dork has the best office in the building for some reason
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Oct 19, 2018 18:53
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Annual HR training is videos Get the hell out of here, Denton! And other ways to foster a better security culture or I spill my drink: beverage safety and its risks to electronic old men
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Oct 19, 2018 19:06
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That guy in the armory has no interest in letting me turn in this flamethrower I took from a dead terrorist. I'll stash it behind the secretary's desk. I've been swimming in the Hudson for shipwreck treasure, but nobody is complaining about me tracking river water into their offices as I use their computers. Only got five minutes for smoke breaks. Better light up the whole pack.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:06
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greasy green greasels
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Oct 19, 2018 19:10
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ITT We Are Sun Setting In Our UNATCO Office: Electronic old men
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Oct 19, 2018 19:12
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*office manager, realizing they’ve received the wrong toner cartridges for the color copier* I didn’t ask for this
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Oct 19, 2018 19:19
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I wanted orange.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:20
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*as outgoing fax is almost done* It’s not the end of the TPS report, but you can see it from here.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:22
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*Sneaks into Majestic 12 lab*
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Oct 19, 2018 19:23
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You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:24
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Puts the lemon-lime soda in the slot that is supposed to be occupied by orange.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:24
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I spill my drink!!
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Oct 19, 2018 19:31
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next order of business ...ok apparently a homeless man has been living at the front check-in desk for five years
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Oct 19, 2018 19:32
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man i hate having to wear this ballistic facemask while sitting indoors typing at a computer, but, well, i don't make the rules
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Oct 19, 2018 19:32
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*jumps 3 feet and snaps both legs* aughh ugh *crawls*
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Oct 19, 2018 19:35
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*has a mild stroke every time I enter or leave the building*
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Oct 19, 2018 19:40
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YEAAAAAARRRRRGGGH-GAH
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Oct 19, 2018 19:42
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did anyone ever find the email about Manderley wearing women's underwear,
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*pounds bottle of whiskey I stole in front of boss; accepts praise and cash bonus for my professionalism*
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