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I like to build a castle out of my coworkers office furniture whenever I get a new job to kinda break the new space in, I'm glad unatco seems supportive of this.
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Stop screwing around.
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Oct 20, 2018 00:46
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*secretly wonders how we all get to the office if there are terrorists out the front door and a Illuminati sex dungeon out the back*
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Oct 20, 2018 00:47
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happyhippy posted:*secretly wonders how we all get to the office if there are terrorists out the front door and a Illuminati sex dungeon out the back* ive got a carpool
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Oct 20, 2018 00:54
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*files a workplace harassment claim after being assigned the password "tinman"*
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Oct 20, 2018 01:49
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PantsandCola posted:YEAAAAAARRRRRGGGH-GAH
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Oct 20, 2018 02:48
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Found a great place on the sideboard for my basketball
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Oct 20, 2018 02:54
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CareyB posted:Found a great place on the sideboard for my basketball Sign him up for the Knicks!
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Oct 20, 2018 03:03
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Gobblecoque posted:Stop screwing around. yes
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Oct 20, 2018 03:10
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Mr. J C Denton... in the fresh.
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Oct 20, 2018 03:12
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YA-AAAAARGH
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Oct 20, 2018 03:17
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Why do I keep getting these unsolicited calls from malevolent AI's? Do they know how much the phone company charges for calls coming from the exosphere?
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Oct 20, 2018 03:30
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popewiles posted:Edit: i'm giggling like an idiot at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYG1Tg7oo2A
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Oct 20, 2018 03:42
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*puts all my possessions in a grid-like storage area*
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Oct 20, 2018 04:16
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While we're on the "Best Deus Ex Videos" tangent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53_Mm0r4gNg
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Oct 20, 2018 04:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4
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Oct 20, 2018 07:39
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I do not move out of the way
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Oct 20, 2018 07:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxN-mbwLVkE
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Oct 20, 2018 08:00
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My leg caught a few slugs during the last OP but I don't want to walk all the way downstairs to get stitched up and catch a lecture by that Liberal beta soyboy Dr. Heinie. *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* *sips fountain* Hell of a first day.
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Oct 20, 2018 08:15
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*uses repair bot to charge j/o crystal*
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Oct 20, 2018 08:26
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Oct 20, 2018 08:32
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"You know, my hiring here was really just an accident. I thought I was sending my resume to Ubisoft. Still, this place IS less nightmarish and depressing than my last game industry job. So, this population control project you've got me assigned to. Let me say this right up front, it sounds like it might be unpopular so I've got some ideas to spice it up and make it go down a little easier. "Human Unilateral Genome Sterilization Program": HUGS Program. I know a couple of folks who worked on a Kickstarter about a game with sexy anime catgirls, so I can probably call them up and have them do some mascots for it. I'm thinking a cute teddy bear, maybe a little fox."
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Oct 20, 2018 08:54
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*gets assigned a desk, sets password to 0451* *chuckles sensibly*
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Oct 20, 2018 08:55
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I think I gave that cyborg a body image problem and now they won't stop upgrading themselves until they're literally more machine than human. God, I feel like right piece of poo poo. On the other hand, his performance review is off the charts!
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Oct 20, 2018 08:59
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jc tenton lmao
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Oct 20, 2018 09:13
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Enters interrogation room “Get out of here Denton.” spawnmass gray 100
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Oct 20, 2018 11:32
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Grow up, JC! *knocks out Manderley and carries him to Area 51* "Better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven."
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"Thanks guys for the birthday cake! Oh, and a card!" JC Denton: "We all signed it. Read the card." "Ok, ahem....ah.....'Gratz for the big 30 from all of us here at UNATCO. Laputan Machine.'.....I don't get it." Gunther: "drat YOU DENTON!" *everyone laughs*
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numberoneposter posted:My leg caught a few slugs during the last OP but I don't want to walk all the way downstairs to get stitched up and catch a lecture by that Liberal beta soyboy Dr. Heinie. *sips fountain* *fountain breaks*
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Oct 20, 2018 13:41
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Hey check this out, if I go into the women's washroom, Manderley yells at me. I can't believe the verisimilitude of working this job!!
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Oct 20, 2018 13:44
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*somebody has repeatedly stolen my 2-D prototype moon lander model from my office and I'm pretty sure it's the secretary* stop stealing my flat lander, woman *muffled explosion and splatter in a nearby office*
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Oct 20, 2018 13:53
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That was an excellent thread. Does anyone remember the "MS Paint Deus Ex porn" one? I still giggle when I remember it, poo poo was probably over 10 years ago
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Oct 20, 2018 13:57
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Awww, gently caress, poo poo! I stepped through the floor again when walking through IT. Why do nerds insist on making the floor tiling out of ceiling tiles?
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Oct 20, 2018 14:13
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olives black posted:*takes manliest of dumps in women's bathroom* HOWWW UN-PROFESSIONAL.
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Oct 20, 2018 14:28
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I trod on the roomba and now its hostile to me.... I dunno how I know I just know that it hates me now, it moves around a lot quicker when I'm in its field of vision.
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Oct 20, 2018 15:18
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For some reason my office ventilation just connects to the women's bathroom and let me tell you those ladies take some hellacious dumps.
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Oct 20, 2018 16:32
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My first order of business is to replace all the soft drinks with Lemon-Lime.
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Oct 20, 2018 16:41
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I need a cigarette to calm my nerves. Better smoke the contents of the entire vending machine. https://youtu.be/TdpgMDWClPY
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Oct 20, 2018 17:22
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knocking on bathroom door hey man you ok in there? it's been kind of a while, we're- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfDxP-nD-g
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I cared enough to steal all these potted plants but when I get them to my office all I can bring myself to do is casually toss them haphazardly around, I must be losing it.
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