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FactsAreUseless

Tree: blood tree
Dog: blood dog
Bathtub: blood tub
Dad: blood dad
Grocery store: blood Kroger's
Sailboat: blood sailboat
Toe ring: blood ring
Cinder block: blood cinder block
Mop: blood mop
Cork: blood cork
Dr. Pepper: Blood Pepper
Burt Reynolds: Blood Reynolds
Bert and Ernie: Blood and Blood
Perfume: blood perfume
Stop sign: blood sign
Magnet: blood magnet
Zipper: blood zipper
Water: blood
Buttons: blood buttons
Tampon: blood tampon

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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Blood: bloood

FactsAreUseless

Cubone posted:

Blood: bloood
A vampire named Blood Blood.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
The spanish inquisition : The spanish inquisition in 2018

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
skeletons : pirate skeletons with one eye still in there real good

Stooge


Bowl of cereal: half eaten bowl of cereal
Bread: half eaten bread
Chocolate bar: half eaten chocolate bar
Sandwich: half eaten sandwich

I've gotta stop leaving my food in the breakroom



Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Your sandwich with a bite taken out of it: your sandwich with a bite taken out of it and a tooth stuck in it: your sandwich with a bite taken out of it and a tooth stuck in it and it's not YOUR tooth

alnilam

death : the grim reaper

alnilam

wait no

Grimm from the Grimm adventures of Billy and Mandy : the actual grim reaper

Stooge


BYOB: teetotal event



blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
9 to 5: 9 to 5 but there is a culture of everyone staying an extra thirty minutes so you are expected to as well


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Big tiddy goth girlfriend : normal mom from Minnesota twenty years after her btggf phase


Dungeon Ecology

hamjobs posted:

Big tiddy goth girlfriend : normal mom from Minnesota twenty years after her btggf phase

she keeps her voltaire cds hidden in her underwear drawer just fyi

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Blood Your Own Blood

ToxicSlurpee

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Loaf of bread, loaf of bread shaped like a skull. With a lot of sugar sprinkled on so it's like kind of unhealthy.

The color black BUT BLACKER THAN THAT LIKE WOW THIS IS SOOOO BLACK

A skull, a skull that is on fire and telling spooky stories.

Coffee, coffee that gives of steam that looks like black cats.

Punk da Bundo

by FactsAreUseless
lawnmower
spooky lawnmower : it’s full of old gas and won’t start and you have to flush it yourself but you’re wearing the wrong kind of shoes for this level of commitment and now ? you’re covered in old stinky gas .

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

redm


cat: black cat w/ witches hat


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wearing a lampshade

This post.... and this post after it's been edited by a mod :tinfoil:

Thanks that was a bit of topical humour for ya , I'm here every day on my phone

FutonForensic

eating someone else's rear end : finding out i was eating my own rear end the whole time


free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
Ouija board: Ouija board that can only spell words including the letter 'blood'

Manifisto


vampire: vampire with strong opinions about gamergate


ty nesamdoom!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
brownies, brownies with walnuts

Dungeon Ecology

canyoneer posted:

brownies, brownies with walnuts

oh no i know exactly wtf ur talking about

ToxicSlurpee

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A robot; a robot BUT THERE'S BLOOD IN IT

A person; a person BUT THERE'S BLOOD IN IT!! OH NO!

I'm sewage flavored.

redm


jello: grape and orange jello cut into bite sized cubes


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FactsAreUseless

canyoneer posted:

brownies, brownies with walnuts
:hai:

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

canyoneer posted:

brownies, brownies with walnuts

only a spooky equivalent could have made such a post

TOOT BOOT

eating rear end, rear end eating you

FutonForensic

wood cutting board : glass cutting board


Manifisto


sacrificial flesh for damned things: candy corn


ty nesamdoom!

Rockman Reserve

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

lemonade : flat lacroix with a fruit fly on the rim

safety pin : pin

FutonForensic

my tastefully arranged library of eroge : my dad's crusty stacks of doujin


google THIS

duck : goose

google THIS

skeleton in your closet : skeleton crumpled up on the bed because SOMEONE never puts things away

Rockman Reserve

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

flathead screwdriver : philips head screwdriver

poor philip :(

ToxicSlurpee

-=SEND HELP=-


The internet; the dark web.

Manifisto


cosmic entropy leading to the eventual heat death of the universe: everyday entropy leading to the deterioration of your iPhone battery

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
grocery coupons: coupons and deals

alnilam

wallet: Blood wallet

that one's for the godspeed fans

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

FutonForensic posted:

eating someone else's rear end : finding out i was eating my own rear end the whole time

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