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gently caress cancer?
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gently caress cancer. 60 24.29%
Seriously. gently caress it. loving Cancer. 81 32.79%
Just gently caress off. 45 18.22%
Nobody likes you, gently caress off. 61 24.70%
Total: 128 votes
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Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
Roman had a lot of potential that was mostly squandered with how they handled him, case number ten million of that sort of thing for WWE.

Anyway I wish him the best, what a terrible thing to go through.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The Saudi Arabia situation keeps making me think of that time when WWE did a storyline where all the wrestlers and personnel decided that the show was too dangerous to take part in and boycotted... EXCEPT for the top faces because they were tough and smart and cool and knew to Stand for WWE.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Why is barstool sports bad

I don't know anything about them

Edit:

quote:

The partnership between ESPN and Barstool — the Boston-bred sports and culture site that unabashedly caters to the PC-phobic 18- to 34-year-old man — was eyebrow-raising from the beginning, thanks to Barstool’s well-documented history of misogyny, racism, and harassment.

Oh yeah, I see now and I guess I'm glad I've never heard of them before

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Midnightghoul posted:

Theres plenty of people that deserve cancer, stop kidding yourselves

Roman is not one of them however

good point. lets all name someone we wish had cancer instead of roman reigns.

i'll start: kris kobach

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
"So glad that people who dislike Roman's wrestling don't actually want him dead"

"Also, I can't wait until Vince McMahon dies so he stops loving up my wrasslin"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Gavok posted:

The Saudi Arabia situation keeps making me think of that time when WWE did a storyline where all the wrestlers and personnel decided that the show was too dangerous to take part in and boycotted... EXCEPT for the top faces because they were tough and smart and cool and knew to Stand for WWE.

I went back and rewatched that recently and was like "wait... what? Did I miss something? Oh here's CM Punk to say... that even he respects authority? The hell?"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Edit: Removed because in retrospect it wasn't wrong

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Oct 23, 2018

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Why is barstool sports bad

I don't know anything about them

Edit:


Oh yeah, I see now and I guess I'm glad I've never heard of them before

Like, at some point they posted nude photos of an athlete's kid and a bunch of the higher ups harassed a female employee on air for thinking they were something wrong with having sex with a passed out woman.

But you know... its "satire".

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

STAC Goat posted:

Like, at some point they posted nude photos of an athlete's kid and a bunch of the higher ups harassed a female employee on air for thinking they were something wrong with having sex with a passed out woman.

But you know... its "satire".

Yeah they sound like a bunch of shitheads

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

cams posted:

good point. lets all name someone we wish had cancer instead of roman reigns.

i'll start: kris kobach

Bryan Singer, Kevin Spacey, Trump, Trump Jr, Bannon LOOKS like the embodiment of cancer itself, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, I'd say Moolah but she's already in Hell,

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Marquis de Pyro posted:

"So glad that people who dislike Roman's wrestling don't actually want him dead"

"Also, I can't wait until Vince McMahon dies so he stops loving up my wrasslin"

Vince McMahon covered up a murder, you can say whatever you want about him

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





cams posted:

good point. lets all name someone we wish had cancer instead of roman reigns.

i'll start: kris kobach

Henry Kissinger but I'm not sure if his species can get cancer.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Rotten Ringsports: Nobody deserves to get cancer, no matter what

Also Rotten Ringsports: I wish Jimmy Snuka had a much more painful death, die bitch

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Gavok posted:

The Saudi Arabia situation keeps making me think of that time when WWE did a storyline where all the wrestlers and personnel decided that the show was too dangerous to take part in and boycotted... EXCEPT for the top faces because they were tough and smart and cool and knew to Stand for WWE.

That may be the single most disingenuous piece of television they've ever done. It was nothing but Vince 'bravely taking a stand' against Occupy Wallstreet.
Well except for maybe when they tried to pass off the KSA as a progressive country.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Marquis de Pyro posted:

"So glad that people who dislike Roman's wrestling don't actually want him dead"

"Also, I can't wait until Vince McMahon dies so he stops loving up my wrasslin"

Vince is a horrible, horrible, horrible human being who has committed or abetted several crimes we know of and doubtlessly many more we'll never know of, but wrestling getting better when he croaks is a happy bonus.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Why is barstool sports bad

I don't know anything about them

Edit:


Oh yeah, I see now and I guess I'm glad I've never heard of them before

A female writer who interviewed for a job with them was told she'd have to sign a contract that included a clause prohibiting her from complaining about misogyny, sexism, pornography and nudity in the workplace.

They're a bunch of MAGA shitbrains.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

I don't want Vince to die until he lives to see his company broken up by antitrust laws. It might be a while.

remusclaw fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Oct 23, 2018

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i heard that Vince is considering putting the show on hiatus until Roman is able to wrestle again and is now focusing entirely on the XFL and Stephanie's political campaign

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Baron Corbin posted:

i heard that Vince is considering putting the show on hiatus until Roman is able to wrestle again and is now focusing entirely on the XFL and Stephanie's political campaign

drat, Paul Wight just came back this month and he's already gone again?

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Somewhere, a man named Luke Kimia is being told that he needs to urgently pick up some papers from his local Saudi consulate.

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe

AsInHowe posted:

Somewhere, a man named Luke Kimia is being told that he needs to urgently pick up some papers from his local Saudi consulate.

poo poo, Luke Kimia would be a hell of an indie heel gimmick. 'Im battling Lukemia, and I'm going to do it right here in this ring tonight!'

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Only took six pages to hit fantasy booking diseases

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if i were fox i would drop this loving company

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

DoctorGonzo posted:

if i were fox i would drop this loving company

If you were fox I'd want to fight you over Brooklyn Nine Nine and you'd be lucky it got picked up elsewhere

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

In a perfect world I'd love to see John Cena coming to visit a recovering Roman Reigns giving him a towel. Roman is just like "wtf man, I work with you", and John asks him what his wish was Roman politely kicks him out of his house. Prompting Cena to return the next day, and the next after that, becoming more and more deranged because he's unable to fulfill a Wish.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jiro posted:

In a perfect world I'd love to see John Cena coming to visit a recovering Roman Reigns giving him a towel. Roman is just like "wtf man, I work with you", and John asks him what his wish was Roman politely kicks him out of his house. Prompting Cena to return the next day, and the next after that, becoming more and more deranged because he's unable to fulfill a Wish.

Nah the wish was pretty clearly for Cena to get out of his house

The hardest wish John's ever had to fulfill

Uncle Ulty
Dec 12, 2006

Represent.
If I were fox, Firefly would be on Season 18 by now.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
if i were a fox, i would live in the forest near a farm and eat the farmer's chickens instead of hunting wild animals. that way i could spend most of my time relaxing and looking at interesting bugs

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Baron Corbin posted:

if i were a fox, i would live in the forest near a farm and eat the farmer's chickens instead of hunting wild animals. that way i could spend most of my time relaxing and looking at interesting bugs

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

If I were Fox I would monitor the financial projections and assess whether the Saudi deal compromises the potential profit we could accrue from the TV deal then move forward accordingly.
Because I'd be a soulless monster who has spent the last two decades doing my part to dismantle America for my own profits and people just exist to be exploited and buried anyway.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Uncle Ulty posted:

If I were fox, Firefly would be on Season 18 by now.

Godammit, dude. Firefly was pretty decent but it's been almost 20 years. Let it go.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Marquis de Pyro posted:

"So glad that people who dislike Roman's wrestling don't actually want him dead"

"Also, I can't wait until Vince McMahon dies so he stops loving up my wrasslin"

I know you're a gimmick but Vince is an abuser and it is good when abusers die.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If I were Fox, down-b, down-b, back air, up air, down smash, KO.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

Nah the wish was pretty clearly for Cena to get out of his house

The hardest wish John's ever had to fulfill

No NO. Roman REQUESTED John leave his home and Cena in desperation would keep asking to clarify if that was his Wish. And Roman wouldn't answer. Therefore eroding the already fragile mind of one, John Cena. Slowly turning into the "U Can't C Me Man". (To be released on VOD in 2021)

Uncle Ulty
Dec 12, 2006

Represent.

Rarity posted:

Godammit, dude. Firefly was pretty decent but it's been almost 20 years. Let it go.

You can't take the sky from me. :colbert:

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Just pretend the new Nathan Fillion show where hes a rookie cop at age 45 is the new season of Firefly

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Firefly was good because of its brevity and if they'd done more, Joss Whedon would've eventually Whedoned all over it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your Parents posted:

Crown Jewel, emanating from Gaza,

Have the Palestinians not suffered enough?

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Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
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Gonzo McFee posted:

Have the Palestinians not suffered enough?

At least they have experience participating in cage matches.

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cams
Mar 28, 2003


a new study bible! posted:

At least they have experience participating in cage matches.
this is a good post

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