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Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
John Smoltz quietly making jokes to himself

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Serisothikos posted:

I love base-stealing and I love tootblans in equal measure

the best blans

:toot:

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
Love those knee buckling swings

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

notes for the future: 9 days rest is p helpful

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass

Zyla posted:

notes for the future: 9 days rest is p helpful

well also recovering from your fuckin belly button ring infection

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

what the gently caress is this segment in the booth?

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
KKKhris Sale

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

Carlosologist posted:

what the gently caress is this segment in the booth?

They really dislike launch angles

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Joe Buck and John Smoltz having Old Man opinions about launch angles.

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
I’m encouraged by Sale’s pitch count so far

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
basbel

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
No way you strike out the most ever in a G1, Sale. Prove me wrong. :colbert:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


been berry bery good to me

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
HOLY SWEET JESUS MATT KEMP

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Javelin a dog Matt Kemp!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Old Man Kemp

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
When he's on, he can wipe you out- *Kemp home run*

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
Booooo

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Well that was less than optimal

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That’s something.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

good job Kemp

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
something something launch angle

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

gently caress. Yeah.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Sweet Jesus, I'm older than Matt Kemp.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Matt Kemp the DH of my heart

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
Matt starting his WS career with a dinger after all these years makes me happy

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


“That’s a perfect example of Matt Kemp”

:shuckyes:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Vernacular posted:

When he's on, he can wipe you out- *Kemp home run*

So loving great, lol

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I want to hear Joe Buck tell us what the launch angle was on that HR.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

SilvergunSuperman posted:

His fastball is way, way down.
Kershaw’s fastball is 90 now. That’s what he’s had to adjust to this year.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
You see, neutral SAS fans, rooting for the Dodgers means rooting against John Smoltz and his completely unnecessary crusade against new ideas infiltrating his precious game

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah he definitely went

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I want Yasiel Puig to have a moment that makes Joe Buck go full Randy Moss

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

???

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
My friend just drew a walk.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
Yeah he extremely went around :lol:

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Barnes walk plzzzz

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
eat loving poo poo LA

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

bawfuls posted:

Kershaw’s fastball is 90 now. That’s what he’s had to adjust to this year.

His avg was 91.4 in the reg season but he's down to about that right now, starting to get in sketchy territory.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i think i heard matt kemp said at least 50 times that inning

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