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I mean why do they have to kill Tuvix? That's some bullshit. Cardassians are awful and stupid but I like their station design. This show is loving awful but drat I like how Riker grins.
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looks like they're redesigning the Klingons in discovery. discovery is gonna keep breaking my heart by being objectively bad but juuust short of being ok
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when geordie and that kardashian lady that was in a couple episodes became incorporeal and could pass through walls they didnt fall out of the bottom of the ship for some reason E: My bad she was Bajoran. Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Oct 24, 2018 |
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How do they just sit on the bridge all the time doing nothing?? Like the Captain sits in their chair and says helm take us on a course to *blank* Warp 9 engage and then what?? Do they just sit in the chair for hours like they're on a business class flight to Frankfurt?? They don't even have phones to play with!!
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:How do they just sit on the bridge all the time doing nothing?? Another example of Orville's superiority. They watch Seinfeld.
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I honestly have never gotten an explanation for what they do for the full 8 or 6 hours on the bridge every shift and yes I've watched all the series except loving Enterprise or Discovery and I've read all sorts of memory alpha and whatnot. They have to just be playing charades or something to pass the time to not go crazy.
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I'm not sure I understand the premise of this thread are we like bad liars or...?
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Did culture just stop existing post mid 90s or did they only manage to download 1920s bootlegger stuff and pirate poo poo for the holodeck
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Oct 24, 2018 05:14
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it hasn't been the same since they replaced Captain Pike with Captain Kirk
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Cubone posted:I'm not sure I understand the premise of this thread We talk badly about the thing, like we hate it. But secretly we're fans. But we're better than the other fans because we act like we hate it.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:c. 1992
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:We talk badly about the thing, like we hate it. So we are goons in this scenario, gotcha.
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How about you go do some picardio for a change
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Oh boy a thread that's about my entire gimmick
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Why does everyone talk up how good Warf is when he just gets dunked on every episode, why do fans think he's cool when he just gets dunked on every episode?
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Woden posted:Why does everyone talk up how good Warf is when he just gets dunked on every episode, why do fans think he's cool when he just gets dunked on every episode? in tng he just gets dunked on every episode but in ds9 he gets to kill people so he's cool
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Woden posted:Why does everyone talk up how good Warf is when he just gets dunked on every episode, why do fans think he's cool when he just gets dunked on every episode? look it up on tv tropes
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Woden posted:Why does everyone talk up how good Warf is when he just gets dunked on every episode, why do fans think he's cool when he just gets dunked on every episode? He's the Piccolo of TNG, cool concept and look but hilariously bad execution
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They never explain how global future space communism works on earth! What do they do with all the people who just wanna hang out?
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There were maybe 8 good episodes of ToS and even without the internet nerds managed to keep the show going for 50 years. This led to nerds learning that they could get what they wanted if they whined hard enough and was the beginning of the end of pop culture.
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BBQ Dave posted:They never explain how global future space communism works on earth! What do they do with all the people who just wanna hang out? They get about zero time at the community centre holodecks.
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Why even walk or warp anywhere when you can teleport straight out of your sonic shower into your duty station. You don't even have to dress, the port can be programmed to give you whatever clothes you need for a mission. And no one has mananged to port a starship? Like scale the tech so you could save some time exploring this garbage bullshit universe?
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Oct 24, 2018 07:00
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Oh yeah I remember "not the mama"
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I skipped code of honor in my first watch through of ST three years ago and if I did watch it where I should have I would have dropped all of trek
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Keiko is the worst character in the entirety of star treks
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Oct 24, 2018 08:35
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The only thing I know about Star Trek is its on a spaceship and Aartrek molests children.
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Oct 24, 2018 08:40
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The Romulans are the best Star Trek characters
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BBQ Dave posted:They never explain how global future space communism works on earth! What do they do with all the people who just wanna hang out? They do actually, Sisko the Space Jesus has a dad who runs a crab shack, and he just cooks crab soup for people because he likes doing it.
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Oct 24, 2018 08:48
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Picard has a brother who makes wine, artisanal wine not the replicated kind.
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Oct 24, 2018 08:49
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doverhog posted:Picard has a brother who makes wine, artisanal wine not the replicated kind. where the gently caress this rear end in a top hat getting the right grapes
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Oct 24, 2018 08:52
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He grows them, in a field. Primitive poo poo but that's what you get when anyone can get poo poo replicated, the act of being primitive, on purpose, becomes a form of art.
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Oct 24, 2018 08:56
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I actually do hate Star Trek. It’s boring and stupid.
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Oct 24, 2018 09:01
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Why does Kira look so drat hot as a Cardassian?
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Oct 24, 2018 09:22
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I. M. Gei posted:I actually do hate Star Trek. It actually kind of sucks and that's ok. Mass Effect took Star Trek and made it Star Wars with Star Trek and it's good
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The Dennis System posted:Why does Kira look so drat hot as a Cardassian? Yeah no poo poo how does that even work?
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I wonder if that joke in Frasier was written knowing that Gene Roddenberry originally wanted Troi to have four titties.
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