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Moon Atari posted:Is a teacher/nurse. Always votes for the conservative party because they are worried about the deficit and want to reduce government spending while still cutting taxes. Unions are bad. Surely the CEO of my company has my best interests at heart, he said so! After all, I work for him. He owes me!
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Oct 24, 2018 21:08
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i bet my friends would hang out with me if i started a podcast
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Oct 24, 2018 21:17
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My teachers all said I was really terrific in my high school’s production of The Sound of Music, so you know what that means! I’m gonna be an ACTOR, baby! Here I go, off to NYC or LA with stars in my eyes! I’ll make it work! I can just get a part-time gig until my big break!
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Oct 24, 2018 21:18
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I'm going to quit school/my job and become a full time streamer on twitch.tv! I'll start with minecraft but every Monday will be RETRO MONDAY where I play classics like call of duty 4 and Mario Kart.
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Oct 24, 2018 21:41
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We should totally buy a bar!
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Oct 24, 2018 21:44
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:My teachers all said I was really terrific in my high school’s production of The Sound of Music, so you know what that means! I’m gonna be an ACTOR, baby! Here I go, off to NYC or LA with stars in my eyes! I’ll make it work! I can just get a part-time gig until my big break! lmao knew a girl that failed miserably doing that, enjoyed the trainwreck via facebook because she was really mean to me in elementary 
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Oct 24, 2018 21:52
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Pasketti posted:lmao knew a girl that failed miserably doing that, enjoyed the trainwreck via facebook because she was really mean to me in elementary Sometimes it’s sad to see people’s dreams crushed so dramatically (see what I did there), but if a person is naive, starry-eyed, *and* a prick then lol gently caress them
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Oct 24, 2018 22:00
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yea a mean girl from elementary school probably deserved it
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Oct 24, 2018 22:00
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No, you see honey, it’s not based on nothing like the US dollar. It’s based on math! So it’s real!
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Oct 24, 2018 22:06
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Women can do anything a man can do! That's why I'm going to backpack across Africa and the Middle East to prove young women are totally capable!
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Oct 24, 2018 22:10
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I've been looking at the website Coldsteel.com and I'm going to ask my girlfriend if she prefers the katana or the wakizashi (she'd better pick the katana, the shipping notice says they're delivering it to my work by 3 on Thursday).
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Oct 24, 2018 23:24
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10 bux for an online forum? What da heck, I’ll try it!
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Oct 24, 2018 23:27
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:10 bux for an online forum? What da heck, I’ll try it! Debate AND discussion in the same place? On the internet? I consider myself to be rather well versed in the political sciences, this sounds like just the forum for me!
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Oct 24, 2018 23:31
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Everyone at my high school is getting laid but me! I feel so lonely. Why can't I get a girlfriend? Maybe this "incels.me" website has some answers.
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Oct 24, 2018 23:33
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Someone I don't know accused someone else I don't know of sexual assault that happened a few decades ago. I have no other information aside from that accusation, but now I know everything for a fact and I know that guy's a rapist and I'm going to go on social media and accuse everyone who says otherwise of being a fascist rape apologist until I alienate my family and get fired from my job.
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Oct 24, 2018 23:35
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GORDON posted:Someone I don't know accused someone else I don't know of sexual assault that happened a few decades ago. You should buy a katana from coldsteel dot com.
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Oct 24, 2018 23:43
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Blast of Confetti posted:yea a mean girl from elementary school probably deserved it She told me in 3rd grade that while I was in the bathroom during lunch my mom came in crying looking for me to tell me that someone broke into our house and stabbed my guineapig, she deserved to fail at becoming a broadway star.
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Finally finds a good relationship and couldn't be happier. Continues to idly browse dating website out of force of habit and to periodically check things haven't changed such that they are settling for something "below market average". a peck of pickled peckers posted:My teachers all said I was really terrific in my high school’s production of The Sound of Music, so you know what that means! I’m gonna be an ACTOR, baby! Here I go, off to NYC or LA with stars in my eyes! I’ll make it work! I can just get a part-time gig until my big break! This but at age 35 after quitting a well paying job and with looks that were sub-average in their prime.
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Oct 24, 2018 23:45
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Oct 24, 2018 23:54
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The route that I take on my drive home has a big concrete divider splitting the highway. Every time I approach it I think about stepping on the gas and slamming headlong into the fucker. I'm not suicidal and I am mostly happy.
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Oct 25, 2018 00:13
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As long as I use enough lube I don't see any potential problems with putting this mason jar up in there.
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Oct 25, 2018 00:54
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An MMO huh? Sounds interesting...
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Oct 25, 2018 01:12
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Is an American
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Oct 25, 2018 01:17
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a new study bible! posted:The route that I take on my drive home has a big concrete divider splitting the highway. Every time I approach it I think about stepping on the gas and slamming headlong into the fucker. if you contemplate suicide often then you are suicidal like, that's the definition
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Oct 25, 2018 01:30
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But I mean look at the JPEG of this ship! How sweet is that?? Trust me, when this game gets released, I am going to ruuuuule the stars! Yeah well...alright yeah I donated a fair amount of money but it’s an investment! The game is coming out, don’t worry!
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Oct 25, 2018 01:32
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Frankenstyle posted:As long as I use enough lube I don't see any potential problems with putting this mason jar up in there. I can totally fit a potato AND THEN a jelly jar up my rear end, NO PROBLEM! This definitely won't result in a trip to the ER, and pictures that will live on the internet forever after they're posted to rotten.com.
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Oct 25, 2018 01:34
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I've got this drinking problem beat! Three months without a drink, no cravings at all! Others say that they've lost weight when they've stopped drinking, but I haven't seen that yet. Surely the binge eating habit that I've taken up recently has nothing to do with it.
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Oct 25, 2018 01:52
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I’m gonna invest in Bitcoin!
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Oct 25, 2018 02:00
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Someone I don't know accused someone else I don't know of sexual assault that happened a few decades ago. I have no other information aside from that accusation, but now I know everything for a fact and I know that guy's innocent and I'm going to go on social media and call everyone who says otherwise a cuck and also various racial slurs until I alienate my family and get fired from my job.
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Oct 25, 2018 02:01
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I click "Send" after composing a 10,000 word "Dear Richard" email
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Oct 25, 2018 02:20
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My wife really wants me to wear a chastity device, but they're so expensive. I'm just gonna make one out of stuff that I find at the hardware store.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:05
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"Indoor Bee Farm" will really take off, and I look forward to having easy year round access to honey.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:07
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I think I'll go on a diet and quit smoking the very same day my kid starts to practice the recorder.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:12
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My boss keeps flirting with me. I think I'm gonna go for it!
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Oct 25, 2018 04:25
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A Fancy Hat posted:I need some advice. I'm happily married, my wife makes more money than me and basically lets me do whatever I want, and we have 3 children together. what thread was this? please someone... I need to read it
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Oct 25, 2018 04:40
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I should get a job driving for an escort service. I could run this business better myself and the girls seem like they would be okay with it. Most of my employees just buy crack with the wages. I should pay them in crack. Buying crack is too expensive. I will just make it myself. Hmmm....it looks good but I have never made it before. I should try some to see if I did it right. Oops, I am now an addict that cannot run his business and am getting evicted next week. I can’t see how it could have all gone wrong.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:54
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we need less vagueness in this thread and more sources
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Oct 25, 2018 04:59
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:what thread was this? please someone... I need to read it lol, it's a dude in the anonymous confessions thread. Apparently, he's gotten past second base with a girl who's way younger than he is at his job, and he's ready to destroy his 20 year marriage for it.
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I don't care what they say, Imma buy that discount sailboat on Craigslist and sail it through the Strait of Magellan. Go big or go home!
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