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HERE IS THE THING https://goo.gl/forms/JKlYNwV1Knseztz02 Submissions are due Sunday at 3PM EST for Evolution, Thursday (the 1st) at 11:59 PM EST for Crown Jewel What would you do with 1.6 billion dollars (minus taxes)?
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Oct 25, 2018 01:52
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I'd probably just retire and live a quiet life.
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Oct 25, 2018 01:55
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Pay off my loans, get a house for me, get a house for my folks, and save half of the rest (so I never have to work again) and donate the other half to charities
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Oct 25, 2018 01:58
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anime
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Oct 25, 2018 01:59
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id have WWE host a show for me
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Oct 25, 2018 02:42
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pay others to post
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Oct 25, 2018 02:50
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two chicks at the same time
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Oct 25, 2018 03:12
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Buy a bar in EAV, Atlanta. Lose a ton of money all the time because running bars is hard, but not give one poo poo.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:25
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If the UK title isn't defended on the PPV, would it be ruled as a no-contest, IcePhoenix? That's what I would spend part of my 1.6 billion dollars on.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:25
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Pay my debts, pay my parents debts, get a decent apartment, don't give National DSA a lot of money (because they are incompetent with any large sum of money), give my local DSA chapter a bunch of money, give a grant to my geology dept from my alma mater (with the conditions that the money not be used to support research in the oil and gas industry), never have a boss again, buy a house out in Southern Utah and a summer rental by Lake Erie.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:29
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I would become a bankrupt money mark.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:32
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DarkstarIV posted:If the UK title isn't defended on the PPV, would it be ruled as a no-contest, IcePhoenix? good question If she comes out for the match but it doesn't happen for whatever reason, then it would be a no-contest. If the match is just dropped from the card and replaced with something then I'd just give a null across the board.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:36
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IcePhoenix posted:HERE IS THE THING Donate majority to charity, keep approximately only $10 million.
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Oct 25, 2018 03:46
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Wazzu posted:Donate majority to charity, keep approximately only $10 million. Same here. Also awesome form for Crown Jewel. 
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Oct 25, 2018 04:22
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I think I could afford a closet in the Bay Area with that amount
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Oct 25, 2018 04:31
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i change my vote to become hounded by close and distant relatives as well as friends and be too scared to say no and be broke within 15 years and commit suicide
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Oct 25, 2018 04:34
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Cavauro posted:i change my vote to become hounded by close and distant relatives as well as friends and be too scared to say no and be broke within 15 years and commit suicide Either this or become utterly paranoid, barricade myself in my house, never actually spend any of the money and die in my basement covered in my own body fluids. Maybe see how many politicians I can buy. Probably not enough.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:38
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Love the selection for Crown Jewel As for what I'd do with all that money. Travel. Travel everywhere. I loving love traveling and don't get to do it nearly enough.HitTheTargets posted:two chicks at the same time gently caress, I gave the wrong answer.
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Oct 25, 2018 08:35
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i would buy the island of Madagascar
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Oct 25, 2018 08:44
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Wazzu posted:Donate majority to charity, keep approximately only $10 million. Same, via founding a charitable foundation who would invest all that money and donate the interest every year so it could be an ongoing thing. Comedy answer: Bribe WWE to run a PPV I get to book.
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Oct 25, 2018 11:06
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I put "Who cares?" for the battle royale and quite frankly I think that's more correct than whoever gives the right answer in the form. I demand the 7 points.
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Oct 25, 2018 13:44
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Vaguido posted:I put "Who cares?" for the battle royale and quite frankly I think that's more correct than whoever gives the right answer in the form. I demand the 7 points. I'll give you half credit if when I look up the answer this is my response to the winner fair warning though there are several possible winners that will not draw this reaction from me
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Oct 25, 2018 14:23
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IcePhoenix posted:What would you do with 1.6 billion dollars (minus taxes)? probs all this  (instead of watching Crown Jewel, go play You Are Jeff Bezos instead, it loving rules)
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Oct 25, 2018 14:33
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Venomous posted:probs all this Thank you for letting me live this beautiful dream for 15 minutes. Back to reality. Where I can't spend Jeff Bezos' money and WWE is going to Saudi Arabia and there's gently caress all we can do about either. ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Oct 25, 2018 |
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Oct 25, 2018 15:00
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Jerusalem posted:Love the selection for Crown Jewel With that kinda money you could do both things. Heck, you could travel around like a real-life The Godfather with as many ladies (or gents if that is someone's preference ) as you could fit into your private plane. Which is what I'd do. 
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Oct 25, 2018 16:37
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Fund actual antifa super-soldiers
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Oct 25, 2018 22:28
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Sydney Bottocks posted:With that kinda money you could do both things. Heck, you could travel around like a real-life The Godfather with as many ladies (or gents if that is someone's preference Im starting to suspect these two ladies who travel with me everywhere on my yacht aren't actually attracted to my personality.... 
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Oct 26, 2018 02:50
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Once you get that kind of money any hope of anybody loving you for your personality is pretty much gone. I mean they'll all say it, but how can you tell?
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Oct 26, 2018 06:08
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Wait you're supposed to have money BEFORE that happens? 
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Oct 26, 2018 07:49
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ChrisBTY posted:Once you get that kind of money any hope of anybody loving you for your personality is pretty much gone. Find someone with yet more wealth. Also, who is to say that someone should love your personality? Perhaps I do not want a partner with that kind of a cold dead heart.
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Oct 26, 2018 07:52
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I'd start a tech company and collect government subsidies.
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Oct 26, 2018 08:22
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ThePariah posted:I'd start a tech company and collect government subsidies. Call it Blockchain Social Media Solutions, watch confident young libertarians invest and then browbeat all their friends into doing the same. Eventually you'll either go under or you'll hit a tipping point where confused old men will wander in with comically large sacks with $ on them and timidly hand them over and you've made it for life.
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Oct 26, 2018 08:33
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Jerusalem posted:Call it Blockchain Social Media Solutions, watch confident young libertarians invest and then browbeat all their friends into doing the same. Eventually you'll either go under or you'll hit a tipping point where confused old men will wander in with comically large sacks with $ on them and timidly hand them over and you've made it for life. Also, splash ads featuring your slogan ("It's Time to Rock the Blockchain") all over major metro public transport areas, while simultaneously doing interviews where you stress the need for "limited government". 
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Oct 26, 2018 15:47
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Sure everybody wants to talk to me about failure to meet projected profit margins this, and complete lack of any oversight that, but I think it's more important we talk about deregulation!
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Oct 27, 2018 01:30
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Invest 80% of it wisely and securely. Spend the remaining 20% on complete debauchery and wind up dead in a back alley gutter somewhere on some south Pacific island 3 months later.
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Oct 27, 2018 01:38
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invest it all in anime figurines
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Oct 27, 2018 17:09
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Way ahead of you.
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Oct 27, 2018 18:08
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I predict they will announce at Crown Jewel the induction of Chris Benoit into the Hall of Fame
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Oct 27, 2018 21:52
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super macho dude posted:Invest 80% of it wisely and securely. Go RV! posted:invest it all in anime figurines Don't just repeat what super macho dude already said, Go RV! 
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Oct 28, 2018 01:59
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Jerusalem posted:Don't just repeat what super macho dude already said, Go RV! Think of what $120 billion dollars thrown at anime titty industry would actually do. What a wonderfully lewd world that would be.
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Oct 28, 2018 03:59
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