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FactsAreUseless

Being rude to people on purpose, not doing the normal things society expects of me, only not by accident. Instead of saying "please" and "thank you" saying things like "please" and "thank you" in the sarcastic type of voice. Why? It's funny to be rude on purpose. Ideas:

- Instead of holding open a door, masturbate in public.

- Let someone go ahead of you in line? No way. Instead, drop bricks off a bridge.

- Someone says "thank you?" Instead of "you're welcome," tell them the date of their death.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:27

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:15

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Sharing very personal problems while standing at a urinal.

Yelling swears at my dog in public for 'not being cute enough'

When people say, "good day" responding, "Pft, maybe for you, nerd."

# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:39

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Only tipping 9%.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:40

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Calling every old man I talk to "darlin".

Shaking my rump on the bus so everyone is jealous.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:40

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

- instead of thanking your server, tell them "you too"

- when ending a business phone call, say "i love you" before hanging up

oh

...wait

# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:41

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Shucks to you lot, this bible study is lame.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 00:45

504: by R. Guyovich

horse loving

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# ? Oct 27, 2018 01:19

alnilam

When an old lady asks you what time it is, ask her what it was like being alive during world war 2. Either she'll be insulted cause she's not that old, or she'll start answering you seriously and be pleased that someone is taking an interest in her life and then you say GOD talk talk talk boooring bye

# ? Oct 27, 2018 01:26

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

please don't be rude on purpose

jerks

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# ? Oct 27, 2018 01:35

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clothing shop attendant: may i help you sir :3
me: please lady, you look like you can't even help yourself
*sighs, unsheathes katana*

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# ? Oct 27, 2018 01:37

Dorothy Lynch

getting into a heated political debate online and ending it with "is your refrigerator running?"

# ? Oct 27, 2018 01:52

FactsAreUseless

Dorothy Lynch posted:

getting into a heated political debate online and ending it with "is your refrigerator running?"

When they say "what" you respond with "then you should let him out!"

# ? Oct 27, 2018 02:50

FactsAreUseless

504 posted:

horse loving

Now that's what I call rude on purpose! Etiquette dictates that we don't have sex with horses. But some people might do so anyway, which is very rude.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 02:51

u sp33k l33t br0: Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKoiJrEUtI

# ? Oct 27, 2018 03:07

tangie

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Only tipping 9%.

i always tip at least 10%

# ? Oct 27, 2018 05:57

FutonForensic

flipping people off while riding the dolphin at Seaworld; being rude on porpoise

# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Instead of helping an old lady across the street, murder a family of four in Ohio

Buy your girlfriend's movie ticket, popcorn and a drink? No way, just fire all of your design team employees for fun

Be the best man at your best friend's wedding? Not today, Satan, we're gonna fist ourselves on Omegle and Livestream it to the space station

# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:26

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

shouting "gently caress you" loudly in public

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 27, 2018 18:54

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

FutonForensic posted:

flipping people off while riding the dolphin at Seaworld; being rude on porpoise

flipping off the dolphin while riding it

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 27, 2018 18:57

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Buying a billboard on Route 9 with a picture of a testicle.

# ? Oct 27, 2018 20:48

Manifisto

not taking the time or effort to leave cryptic taunting clues for the police at the scenes of your murders, just a boring plain handwritten note saying "I did it" with your name and address and a bunch of fingerprints and dna evidence

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

my secret fetish is doing a big crime on the basis of the old "letting three pigs run loose, marked 1, 2, and 4"

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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

kepp the assholes guessing, 100+ years after the fact

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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:59

Scaly Haylie

rating this thread 1 :evilbuddy:

# ? Oct 28, 2018 01:02

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

oh you want to merge? NOT today!

barista: "here is your cafe au lait

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me: "NO, i asked for cafe au latte!"

# ? Oct 28, 2018 02:33

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Buying a whole 7-11 pizza and instead of eating it you throw it at Carl

# ? Oct 28, 2018 11:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Paying someone to kick your rear end and then not letting them kick your rear end after paying them

# ? Oct 28, 2018 16:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Walking around in a suit made out of rubber because whatever you say to me is bouncing off etc etc except I also have a spray gun filled with glue I'm gonna spray you with so it sticks to you, too!

# ? Oct 28, 2018 18:13

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Splatmaster posted:

Paying someone to kick your rear end and then not letting them kick your rear end after paying them

loving savage

# ? Oct 28, 2018 18:29

FactsAreUseless

9/11ing someone is very rude on purpose

# ? Oct 28, 2018 23:05

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

When you're pointing a gun at someone and you say "go ahead make my" and you make them stand there and wait awkwardly for a while before you say "day"

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# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:55

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

when youre getting off an empty elevator, and you see someone has called it from another floor

so you fart as you leave

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# ? Oct 29, 2018 11:18

Stooge

Pouring someone a beer but making sure it's mostly head.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:38

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Giving head but making sure it's mostly teeth

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

writing 'fuk u' on your teeth b4 going to the dentist

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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:04

Tane

obeying all local and state traffic laws to confuse other drivers

# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:13

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

this is much better than being polite by accident. like that time i slipped, and as I fell my hand hit an old lady and helped push her across the street

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Oct 30, 2018

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:21

Robot Made of Meat

blaise rascal posted:

this is much better than being polite by accident. like that time i slipped, and as I fell and my hand hit an old lady and helped push her across the street

I HATE it when that happens!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!