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- FactsAreUseless
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look up duck mating on wiki and never be able to look a duck in the eye again
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Nov 19, 2018 05:23
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- bare bottom pancakes
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we just need a corkscrew-shaped sucker for duckie's robot, he jelly
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Nov 19, 2018 07:00
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Jack and the Beanstalk, except instead of a magic bean it's a dick sucking trolley robot
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Nov 19, 2018 07:01
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- google THIS
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Jack and the Beanstalk, except instead of a magic bean it's a dick sucking trolley robot
[cut to closeup of giant's face, bright red, eyes crossed] I'll allow it
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Nov 19, 2018 13:13
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Every upcoming MCU movie except Stan Lee is replaced with a dick sucking trolley robot, with Stan Lee's face.
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Nov 19, 2018 13:19
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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Jack and the Beanstalk, except instead of a magic bean it's a dick sucking trolley robot
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Nov 19, 2018 13:34
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- google THIS
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A squat alien finds himself stranded on a planet populated by nothing but dick sucking trolley robots. With the help of a robot named Elliott he tries to get back home and maybe, just maybe, get some help with his problem. Steven Spielberg presents: E.D.
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Nov 20, 2018 13:58
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- alnilam
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Listen, and understand! That Dick Sucking Trolley Robot is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you cum!
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Nov 20, 2018 17:20
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Based on Philip K Electricsheep's "Do Androids Dream of Dick".
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Nov 20, 2018 22:47
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Ah, the electric sheep, or as it's known, "The Welshman's DSTR".
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Nov 21, 2018 12:52
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- got any sevens
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by Cyrano4747
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Blade, but he's a DSTR
some motherfuckers always tryin to ice suck uphill
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Nov 21, 2018 17:54
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patriarchy sucks
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Anthony Hopkins address a crowd of Westworld engineers :
It's not about giving the guests what you think they want, no it's not that simple. The titillation, horror, elation -- they're parlor tricks. The guests don't return for the obvious things we do, the garish things. They come back because of the subtleties. The details. They come back because they discover something they imagine no one had ever noticed before. Something they've fallen in love with. They're not looking for a story that tells them who they are. They already know who they are. They're here because they want a glimpse of who they could be.
* two dick sucking trolley robots trundle out, wheels squeaking, with Evan Rachel Wood and James Marsden's heads on them *
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Nov 24, 2018 19:32
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wish i had a gf so i could watch her slide a disembodied head up and down my extremely long skinny penis 1x/month
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Nov 24, 2018 23:04
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There's deepthroating, then there's the elusive "all the way through the skull and out the other side." This is what technology gives us.
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Nov 24, 2018 23:28
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The Matrix stream but underneath it is a little green pixely head sliding along a giant noodle-dick.
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Nov 24, 2018 23:40
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- google THIS
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(countless dick-sucking scenarios flash across the screen)
Matthew Broderick: It's learning.
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Nov 24, 2018 23:48
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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wish i had a gf so i could watch her slide a disembodied head up and down my extremely long skinny penis 1x/month
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Nov 25, 2018 04:00
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I Have Mouth and You Must Cream
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Nov 25, 2018 06:44
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- Grimwit
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Those eyes! That hair! You're like a movie star! I must take your picture!
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I couldn't come up with another joke so here's the face swap
Woah.
That's a sexy- er...
It looks very efficient.
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Nov 25, 2018 07:15
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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wait is that a big red emergency stop button on top of the trolley?
the fact that it needs that is alarming
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Nov 25, 2018 17:18
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by Cyrano4747
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YOU
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Nov 25, 2018 20:17
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Nov 25, 2018 20:38
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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[cut to closeup of Randy Newman's face, bright red, eyes crossed]
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Nov 25, 2018 22:14
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- bare bottom pancakes
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wait is that a big red emergency stop button on top of the trolley?
the fact that it needs that is alarming
sometimes the dick-sucking trolley robot gets to into it, you have to make it keep it cool
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Nov 26, 2018 08:04
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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Lt. Cmdr. Data: I am programed in exactly one extremely specific technique.
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Nov 26, 2018 09:02
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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Lt. Cmdr. Dstr
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Nov 26, 2018 09:02
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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Commander Bruce Maddox: You are endowing Data with human characteristics because it looks human. But it is not. If it were a box on wheels, I would not be facing this opposition.
*dick sucking trolley robot nervously edges out of the room*
- Star Trek: TNG, The Measure of a Man
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Nov 26, 2018 09:21
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- Adbot
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Apr 26, 2024 21:08
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- Macnult
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Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, sensual beeps and boops
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